Mega Thread Hawf & Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 1700000 page s**tfight (part 5)

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Mega Thread - Hawfs and Gellonk, the only true Rivalry. Minnows keep out.

Aaaaand we’ve hit another 10,000 posts so time to roll it over and go again Continued from part 5 https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/hawf-handbaggers-monumentally-embarrassing-1700000-page-s-tfight-part-5.1207938/unread Previous Threads Part 4...

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[chefmeister]

Only truly special scrapheap worthy players win consecutive flags.

Indeed. #familyclub

 

[Xtreme]

It's a wonder why they didn't recruit Jack Watts, he fits the teams profile

drug abuser obsessed with big ****!

Menzel de-listed hahahaha nice one you heartless bastards

Still have about 30 one way runners on the list to get rid of

Ablett's a dead man walking!

 

[chefmeister]

It's a wonder why they didn't recruit Jack Watts, he fits the teams profile
drug abuser obsessed with big ****!
Still have about 30 one way runners on the list to get rid of

Ablett's a dead man walking!

 

[A Cut Above]

Ablett's a dead man walking!

Nah they're dumb enough to give Ablett another 1-2 year deal after this one purely for the way he benefits their merchandising department.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Indeed. #familyclub

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all got more in retirement than anyone retiring at the Cattery except Tucky who ended up assistant coach at the Cattery before returning to plumbing.
He would rather dip his hands in human excrement than have to try and coach it

 

[chefmeister]

all got more in retirement than anyone retiring at the Cattery except Tucky who ended up assistant coach at the Cattery before returning to plumbing.
He would rather dip his hands in human excrement than have to try and coach it

But they didn’t retire from the mayblooms, they were kicked to the curb and decided to play on.

lol at Tuck being thrown on the scrapheap by two clubs. What a loser.

 

[Hawk Dork]

But they didn’t retire from the mayblooms, they were kicked to the curb and decided to play on.

lol at Tuck being thrown on the scrapheap by two clubs. What a loser.

Tucky was about 65 when he finished probably had 1 more in him
The rest got lots of money to top up their supers and Sammy is back so he obviously is happy
Hodgey will back in a few years too
Dermie came back to serve on the board

meanwhile Bartell is still sitting by the phone

 

[Nuggets73]

Congrats on your new thread STPer18 . Should do well

Disgrace what the Handbaggers have done to Menzel ... Screwed him with that cortizone injection and now he’s out on his ear because of the clubs’ shit medical staff??? .... very poor Chappy

 

[ChappyUK]

Disgrace what the Handbaggers have done to Menzel ... Screwed him with that cortizone injection and now he’s out on his ear because of the clubs’ shit medical staff??? .... very poor Chappy

He was put on the table last year because he was the last ranked for pressure amongst forwards. Did he try and rectify this. Nope.

Hd enough warnings. Unlike Burton who had his contract ripped up while overseas.

 

[ChappyUK]

Hawks taking this harder than Menzel.

 

[Hawk Dork]

He was put on the table last year because he was the last ranked for pressure amongst forwards. Did he try and rectify this. Nope.

Hd enough warnings. Unlike Burton who had his contract ripped up while overseas.

How did Scablett not get put on the table for avoiding any contact ?

 

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He was put on the table last year because he was the last ranked for pressure amongst forwards.

So? Your forwardline is trash and Menzel is was clearly your second most dangerous forward.

Who are you going to replace him with?
Gary Rohan? LOL that'll work well in big finals haha.
Ablett? 35 years old & can't raise both arms above his head.
Dollhouse? Averages < 1 goal a game.
Cockortwo? Played 34 games in 4 years, averages < 1 goal a game.
Crameri? Gone.
Black? Gone.
Buzza? LOL he's putrid.
Taylor? ROFL he's cooked.

 

[chefmeister]

So? Your forwardline is trash and Menzel is was clearly your second most dangerous forward.

Who are you going to replace him with?
Gary Rohan? LOL that'll work well in big finals haha.
Ablett? 35 years old & can't raise both arms above his head.
Dollhouse? Averages < 1 goal a game.
Cockortwo? Played 34 games in 4 years, averages < 1 goal a game.
Crameri? Gone.
Black? Gone.
Buzza? LOL he's putrid.
Taylor? ROFL he's cooked.

15, 35 & Burton for Wingard with Roughead to end up as collateral damage.

 

[chefmeister]

Tucky was about 65 when he finished probably had 1 more in him
The rest got lots of money to top up their supers and Sammy is back so he obviously is happy
Hodgey will back in a few years too
Dermie came back to serve on the board

Sounds like you’re making excuses here for kicking them to the curb.

But maybe you’re right and they were happy to go finish their careers at other clubs after the despicable way yours washed your hands of them and threw ‘em away like a dirty cum sock.

 

[Xtreme]

Cockortwo? Played 34 games in 4 years, averages < 1 goal a game.

That's hilarious

Why is he still on the Catters list if he has a shit list of games in 4 years!!

 

[chefmeister]

How did Scablett not get put on the table for avoiding any contact ?

Merchandising value, duh.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Merchandising value, duh.

Whats the price of a signed shoulder bandage?

 

[chefmeister]

Whats the price of a signed shoulder bandage?

Slightly more than the worth of Ryan Burton’s contract...

 

[Hawk Dork]

Slightly more than the worth of Ryan Burton’s contract...

He got quite a payrise at Port was on decent coin at the Hawks too, not in the free petrol station type level but still good

 

[chefmeister]

He got quite a payrise at Port was on decent coin at the Hawks too, not in the free petrol station type level but still good

Well it is GAJ’s used stuff we’re talking about here, the GOAT’s equipment is never gonna go cheap.

 

[Xtreme]

Well it is GAJ’s used stuff we’re talking about here, the GOAT’s equipment is never gonna go cheap.

His old man would be used to getting a deal from Cash Converters

 

[chefmeister]

His old man would be used to getting a deal from Cash Converters

 

[ChappyUK]

So? Your forwardline is trash and Menzel is was clearly your second most dangerous forward.

Who are you going to replace him with?
Gary Rohan? LOL that'll work well in big finals haha.
Ablett? 35 years old & can't raise both arms above his head.
Dollhouse? Averages < 1 goal a game.
Cockortwo? Played 34 games in 4 years, averages < 1 goal a game.
Crameri? Gone.
Black? Gone.
Buzza? LOL he's putrid.
Taylor? ROFL he's cooked.

#head****ed

 

[chefmeister]

#head****ed

Knows more about us than I do ffs.

 

[ChappyUK]

Knows more about us than I do ffs.

Please shoot me if you see me putting that much effort into a Hawks post.