Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

[I Dont Care]

And say good morning at the end

 

[I Dont Care]

And don't forget to multi-post

 

[Allikat]

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RFFC Official Team Sheet Round 11 v Warriors

B: RU_ - Reardo - _Mike_
HB: fitzroybowiedog - Mobbs - A Bit High
C: Allikat - 3KZ is Football - Barrels
HF: I Dont Care - nahnah - Runk
F: royboy2 - Mooch - Chezzalenko Reborn
R: JackNah_8 - Broken - TedDougChris
Int: Klim - Matt_352

No Change

this is my favourite part of the week. So sexy!

 

[zackah]

sup flogs. Football and an excuse to get drunk on a Wednesday with no work hangover makes for one happy baby

 

[I Dont Care]

sup flogs. Football and an excuse to get drunk on a Wednesday with no work hangover makes for one happy baby

Hello Zachary, ol' fruit

 

[I Dont Care]

So...and how's the whore tree? And the little monkey? Is he good?

 

[Kabanna]

And don't forget to multi-post

Ahh multi posting.. best way to grind the opposition’s gears..

 

[Kabanna]

And don't forget to multi-post

#nomultiquote

 

[Mobbs]

So...and how's the whore tree? And the little monkey? Is he good?

This week's video will start in the Whore Tree.

 

[Kabanna]

This week's video will start in the Whore Tree.

You guys have a whore tree?

 

[Broken]

You guys have a whore tree?

This is good as ours gets

 

[I Dont Care]

This is good as ours gets

Looks like it's been rogered to death

 

[zackah]

Hello Zachary, ol' fruit

Hello old flog.

 

[Kabanna]

Looks like it's been rogered to death

They shook it too much, expecting an angel to come out.

 

[Mobbs]

You guys have a whore tree?

Sadly, no. Only bitch trees
And that Broken one.

 

[pantskyle]

Did I? Completely by accident mate, I did a drunken cull ages ago, you must have been one of the unlucky ones for some reason. Maybe it’s because you’re a ginger?

Strawberry blonde mate.

 

[Mobbs]

The trip from Van Cortlandt Park to the Brunswick Junction Oval.


For more videos and other info from Sweet in Minecraft, click here

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Our goalkickers this season so far:
27 Mooch
13 nahnah
12 royboy2
11 _Mike_
11 I Dont Care
9 JackNah_8
9 Klim
8 Broken
8 Runk
7 Chezz

Here I come!

 

[A Bit High]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
- A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
- Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
- Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
- fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.

I don't get out of bed for less

 

[A Bit High]

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RFFC Official Team Sheet Round 11 v Warriors

B: RU_ - Reardo - _Mike_
HB: fitzroybowiedog - Mobbs - A Bit High
C: Allikat - 3KZ is Football - Barrels
HF: I Dont Care - nahnah - Runk
F: royboy2 - Mooch - Chezzalenko Reborn
R: JackNah_8 - Broken - TedDougChris
Int: Klim - Matt_352

No Change

Jesus H Christ that SEXY HB line.

 

[Mobbs]

I don't get out of bed for less

Or into bed, for that matter ...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Jesus H Christ that SEXY HB line.

I know you and Mobbs are doing the heavy lifting on that line but it's nice you included me.

 

[Allikat]

You guys have a whore tree?

You guys don't?

 

[Allikat]

Ahh multi posting.. best way to grind the opposition’s gears..

can't get spanks if you don't multi post

 

[Papa Juggs]

Wait. You're playing again Juggs? Who knew? I thought you had permanently retired. Carriage clock. Gold watch. Novelty neck tie. The whole shebang. You can't just take that stuff and then come back you know. It's frowned upon.

I didn't retire I just disappeared for a few weeks until I could get myself to a team I wanted to play for.

No timepieces for me just yet.