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[Obese Arachnid]

But...but...one posts on here, Timmy from Thomastown. That’s proof he’s a real person!!!!

Diggers also about 160 yrs old now too.

It's so obvious that's why people are casual in the way they refer to them.

 

[Black_White]

I doubt there is anyone out there that believes they are real callers.

I dunno......
The actions of Australians over the past couple of months leads me to believe anything is possible.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

It was great to hear Digger call up the Coodabeens again today!

And in an amazing coincidence, Simon Whelan, now a Supreme Court judge, has returned to the airwaves for a month after retiring from the Coodaeens around about the same time Digger stopped calling. I also stopped ringing in around the same time as did Stan the Statistician from Stradbroke Island, Massive Merv from Moorabbin, Helen from Healesville and Cliff from Clematis

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

I dunno......
The actions of Australians over the past couple of months leads me to believe anything is possible.

Please explain.

 

[Black_White]

Please explain.

Watch the news.
Read the news.
Understand that Australians did some crazy things, and as reported in NSW on Saturday, continue to show extreme signs of stupidity.

 

[jathanas]

Posted on Facebook by David Young, a doctor in Texas currently working in COVID-19 wards :


A lot of people have been asking me what it's like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I'd share what a typical day looks like for me:

6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me. Softly weep as it doesn’t put a dent in my medical school loans

6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.

7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.

8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better.

9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.

10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.

11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.

12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.

1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch.

2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.

2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. Laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure

6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”

6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.

7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.

9pm - Take a contented sigh as I snuggle under the covers made of the tinfoil hats of my enemies, realizing that my 4 years of medical school and 3 years of residency training have been put to good use today.

 

[ottoman]

Interesting thing happened to me last night.
I was sitting on my couch watching stuff on You Tube and the next thing I knew is I was lifting myself off the floor of the lounge room thinking to myself "what the hell am I doing down here."
Just blacked out.
Never happened to me before. Was quite trippy.

 

[neilk]

Ummm..... do people actually think these people on the “phone in” actually existed?
Do they not understand the program?

Not even Pearl??!!

 

[Black_White]

Ah, some sense..

Conspiracy theories are the easy option

Modern paranoids want so badly for there to be a great evil in the world that they completely miss the fact that there already is.

www.theage.com.au

This all leads me to believe that if the conspiracy theorists ever actually uncovered the big truth they were seeking, they'd move on or, more likely, start denying it in an attempt to continue holding on to the control they’re trying to get, satisfied in the knowledge they’re right, and everybody else is wrong.

 

[HeathySure]

Interesting thing happened to me last night.
I was sitting on my couch watching stuff on You Tube and the next thing I knew is I was lifting myself off the floor of the lounge room thinking to myself "what the hell am I doing down here."
Just blacked out.
Never happened to me before. Was quite trippy.

I hope you went to a doctor! Sounds like low blood pressure to me and that could be caused by lots of things

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

...Just blacked out. Never happened to me before. Was quite trippy.

How are you feeling now Great Turkman?



(Expect your syphilis was just playing up again)

 

[ottoman]

How are you feeling now Great Turkman?



(Expect your syphilis was just playing up again)

Fine thanks mate.
Was feeling fine before and after it happened too.
Tell you what I will be doing and that is investigating if 5g towers have been rolled out in my area, because if they have I think we all know what the culprit is.

 

[jackcass]

Interesting thing happened to me last night.
I was sitting on my couch watching stuff on You Tube and the next thing I knew is I was lifting myself off the floor of the lounge room thinking to myself "what the hell am I doing down here."
Just blacked out.
Never happened to me before. Was quite trippy.

Can't believe the aliens didn't put you back as you were before the abduction.

On a more serious note, it's normally associated with a blood pressure issue and brought on by something as simple as standing too quickly. Not sure I've ever heard of anyone sitting having the same thing occur.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Hey ottoman,

Below is a link to 7 minutes of Alan Jones' outtakes.

It was meant to be a cautionary tale about what a bully he is, I am normally no fan, but I cried with laughter as he unleashes on everything from dust in his studio to Huey Lewis.




PS you really are a soft **** to faint on your couch

 

[ottoman]

Can't believe the aliens didn't put you back as you were before the abduction.

On a more serious note, it's normally associated with a blood pressure issue and brought on by something as simple as standing too quickly. Not sure I've ever heard of anyone sitting having the same thing occur.

Considering where I picked myself up from I must have stood up, I just don't recall it.

 

[Black_White]

So... where do you live?

Tableau

public.tableau.com

 

[sideswipe]

Posted on Facebook by David Young, a doctor in Texas currently working in COVID-19 wards :


A lot of people have been asking me what it's like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I'd share what a typical day looks like for me:

6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me. Softly weep as it doesn’t put a dent in my medical school loans

6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.

7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.

8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better.

9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.

10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.

11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.

12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.

1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch.

2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.

2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. Laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure

6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”

6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.

7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.

9pm - Take a contented sigh as I snuggle under the covers made of the tinfoil hats of my enemies, realizing that my 4 years of medical school and 3 years of residency training have been put to good use today.

10am is oh so wrong. But oh so right.


Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

 

[jathanas]

So... where do you live?

Tableau

public.tableau.com

Great resource.

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

So... where do you live?

Tableau

public.tableau.com

I couldn't even use it. Couldn't enter or select a postcode. Utterly useless. Is this something invented by Big Ears and co?

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Great resource.

View attachment 875479

Didn't work for me at all!

 

[jathanas]

Didn't work for me at all!

I ran it on my laptop in Chrome and it took a while to load.

First find your postcode on the map (use the search button), and then when it zoom in click on your suburb.

 

[ottoman]

Hey ottoman,

Below is a link to 7 minutes of Alan Jones' outtakes.

It was meant to be a cautionary tale about what a bully he is, I am normally no fan, but I cried with laughter as he unleashes on everything from dust in his studio to Huey Lewis.




PS you really are a soft **** to faint on your couch

Will watch when I go home

Hey ottoman,

Below is a link to 7 minutes of Alan Jones' outtakes.

It was meant to be a cautionary tale about what a bully he is, I am normally no fan, but I cried with laughter as he unleashes on everything from dust in his studio to Huey Lewis.




PS you really are a soft **** to faint on your couch

lol Just had a listen.
Who the f**k is Huey Lewis. lol.

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

I ran it on my laptop in Chrome and it took a while to load.

First find your postcode on the map (use the search button), and then when it zoom in click on your suburb.

Could not operate the postcode search feature at all in chrome on my computer.

 

[neilk]

Didn't work for me at all!

What's your postcode?

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Could not operate the postcode search feature at all in chrome on my computer.

Tried it again with the same result. Then tried playing pin the tail on the donkey with the map but could not isolate my postcode. This has to be something concocted by Schomo or Big Ears. Or maybe I just throw away my laptop and buy a new one.