Mega Thread The Sweet FA Landfill

[The Half Back]

What did I miss?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Alright, now that the new season thread is up, I can finally joi...

The new season isn't starting until late January?

This has to be, like, the 3rd time I've pulled you up on something in as many months of getting into this. Probably not a good idea to keep ticking off the admin.

Time to pull this out again with a slight edit

 

[GremioPower]

What is this?! A logo for ants?!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES!!

The logo needs to be at least.... three times bigger than this!!

I've set my screen to 250% and can still barely make it out.

P.S.: I need to check it on my computer, but you all are wrong nonetheless. If I know philreich the logo must be gigantic. On my phone, it looks OK.

 

[Headless]

You're really annoying, consider your invitation withdrawn.

This is like the S29 All-Sweet FA selection dinner all over again.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hello friends. The Sweet FA clubs are always looking for new players.
Season 30 is a landmark season in the storied history of this great league. Be a part of it!

If you have the ability to banter without taking it too seriously, please fill out the questionnaire below, and you will be offered a spot on a list for the new season starting late July.

WHAT IS THE SWEET F.A AND HOW DOES IT WORK?

• Social Fantasy Football League
• Design your player as you wish by signing up to the league
• Sign up with 1 of our 12 league clubs
• Your captain will choose your position that you play in (posting activity will get you a better position)
• Engage in banter for a week with your opposition in match threads
• Each Sunday (Round) two teams go head-to-head in a simulated game
• The simulated game is a text form of an AFL game
• The simulator is completely random
• The simulator generates 'statistics' for how you and your team played
• Home & Away Season & Finals Series
• Mobbenfuhrer Medal night (our version of the Brownlow, and various other awards)!
• MEDALS: You can achieve BigFooty profile medals/badges by being in the league

HOW DO I SIGN UP?

That, my friend is very simple. In order to sign up and be registered as a player you need to fill out the following form. Once you have filled out the form, you will have Club captains approaching you to join their club. What club you choose is totally up to you.

There is a 24 hour time period in which you can not be signed to allow for clubs to bid for your services. Please make it clear in this thread which club you intend to play for, otherwise your most recent selection or the first club named in your application may claim you.

FORM:

Name (your BigFooty username):
Preferred Position 1:
Preferred Position 2:
Preferred Position 3:
Number:
Height:
Weight:
Preferred Team (if you have one):
State (optional):
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?:

WHO ARE THE SWEET F.A CLUBS?

GRAPHIC TO BE ADDED

WHAT ARE THE SWEET F.A MEDALS I CAN EARN?

EKA Medal - Best first season poster

Sweet F.A - Club Captain

Sweet F.A - Hall of Fame

Mobbenfuhrer Medal - League Best and Fairest

beez Trophy - Most Valuable Poster

Fred Medal - Most goals in a season - named after BigFooty Legend and 400 game superstar Fred.

On top of these BigFooty Medals, the league has various other awards such as the Frankston Rover Medal (Admin choice award), TFLUA-Tiger Medal (Best on-field player adjudged by the captains), All-SFA (similar to the All Australian AFL squad) and each club has their own club based awards on their Best and Fairest night.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Spoiler: How does the 'simulator' work?

Here is how the sim works:




The sim generates statistics from the game so you can chat about your performance:

MBDEMONS SENIORS Vs GCROYALS SENIORS
MBDEMONS          1    2        6    8        11   16       14   20   104
GCROYALS          4    2        9    6        13   6        19   11   125
MBDEMONS   HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCROYALS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Logger      0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Dirty Bird   0  10 2  8  1  1  0  0  1   58
Mateyman    0  6  0  2  3  0  1  4  2   57  5 GB USB     0  8  3  5  1  0  3  0  0   38
Footypie32  0  5  0  3  0  0  1  0  0   18  Tommycash    0  1  0  1  0  1  0  0  0    6
Big Stiff   0  11 9  10 1  0  1  0  0   81  Son Of God   0  7  2  10 0  0  1  0  0   44
Smartys Po  0  5  5  7  1  0  1  0  0   45  The_Reaper   0  8  8  10 0  1  1  0  0   66
thorne89    0  3  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   13  bomberlege   0  9  2  8  0  0  1  1  1   53
Rhodesy_Bl  0  14 9  18 0  0  2  0  1  100  Bipolarbea   0  7  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   39
Gentlemen   0  11 6  14 1  1  1  0  2   83  Wise Guy S   0  6  7  13 1  1  1  1  0   73
Danger in   0  10 4  9  2  2  1  0  3   70  NathanMJ_W   0  9  5  12 1  2  2  0  0   66
raven echo  0  6  5  12 0  1  1  1  0   61  Pogba        0  12 4  7  0  0  1  2  3   74
LP04        0  6  3  4  1  0  0  0  0   39  Continstar   0  4  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   26
Modbury_Ha  0  6  4  4  0  0  1  1  0   41  The Old Da   0  2  3  8  0  0  3  1  0   28
stewie gri  0  5  1  0  0  0  0  0  5   23  KeilorUnde   0  3  1  1  0  0  0  3  0   32
cooney      0  6  0  1  3  1  0  3  3   54  Marlowe      0  8  1  0  1  0  0  6  2   69
hdecure     0  7  7  12 1  0  2  0  1   65  Easty        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
HawkPatrol  14 14 0  12 6  3  1  3  1  123  okeydoke7    18 14 0  12 8  1  3  0  3  111
lanky_wes   0  15 0  15 3  3  0  2  1  103  COHL         0  7  0  6  6  3  0  1  1   67
Eth         0  12 0  10 3  6  0  0  1   75  VitalDread   0  14 0  9  7  3  0  3  0  109
tasmanlvr   0  5  4  6  1  0  0  0  0   43  Igloo        0  13 4  7  0  1  0  1  0   72
Headless    0  3  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   26  Fitzey       0  5  0  4  1  0  0  0  0   27

Feel free to sign up and enjoy the league with all the other BigFooty posters! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask them in this thread.

Useful Links (to be added)

• Sweet F.A Wiki Page
• Sweet F.A Archives Sub-forum - learn about league history and request statistics and data
• The Sweet F.A Explained - a more comprehensive explanation of the Sweet F.A concept
• Mental Health Support Resources Thread - a comprehensive list of support services
• For Captains: Season 30 Squad Submissions Thread
• Season 30 Extended Statistics
• Volunteer to write match thread OPs

Is it really even worth putting the Wiki link in there? It looks about six years out of date.

 

[Mobbs]

Is it really even worth putting the Wiki link in there? It looks about six years out of date.

Then do something about it idiot.

 

[TJASTA]

hey guys i'm new haha

 

[serial_thrilla]

Then do something about it idiot.

Too hard. It's easier to just delete the link and pretend it doesn't exist.

 

[GremioPower]

Too hard. It's easier to just delete the link and pretend it doesn't exist.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Too hard. It's easier to just delete the link and pretend it doesn't exist.

Erasing history has always gone down well.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Erasing history has always gone down well.
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The SFAWiki:

 

[Mobbs]

Too hard. It's easier to just delete the link and pretend it doesn't exist.

Second season is a litmus test. We kick the training wheels out from under you now.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Second season is a litmus test. We kick the training wheels out from under you now.

Where's the incentive? Create a sophomore season award and I'll work wonders.

 

[philreich]

Where's the incentive? Create a sophomore season award and I'll work wonders.

But Wonders don't work - particularly during finals......

 

[Mobbs]

Where's the incentive? Create a sophomore season award and I'll work wonders.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Second season is a litmus test. We kick the training wheels out from under you now.

Happy to be kicked.

 

[Test Tickle]

hey guys i'm new haha

good fo!

 

[VeinGlorious]

Can you guys keep it down in here please?

I’m trying to eat my lunch in peace.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Can you guys keep it down in here please?

I’m trying to eat my lunch in peace.

What's on the menu today?

 

[VeinGlorious]

What's on the menu today?

I just bit a teddy bears head off and am sucking my coffee up through him.

He ded.

 

[Tonga Bob]

anyone serious about being a qooty professional; there is only one team

The Fighting Furies

'Professional' doing a lot of heavy lifting there Turbo.

If I can however get paid to drink goon then I need to seriously re-evaluate my life choices.

 

[ClarkeM]

S30 Sign-up Thread (and Useful Links) (And Heaps Of s**t Talk)

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Had people complaining about sign up thread being spammed last season. Enjoy landfill

 

[ClarkeM]

Had people complaining about sign up thread being spammed last season. Enjoy landfill

100% agree.

 

[I Dont Care]

Had people complaining about sign up thread being spammed last season. Enjoy landfill

What makes you think we won't start up another one and spam that too? You can't fight tradition, Landfill Larry