Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 8: Mount Buller Demons vs Baghdad Bombers at The Snow Dome

[Callums_Guns]

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cooney wear a helmet mate

Not sure if your dog has a glitch as well

 

[cooney]

Would you mind doing mine now you're warmed up?

(I'm serious. I've tried for weeks to finish the prick.)

Yeah sure why not, I don’t mind helping others out, haha really what’s the issue?

 

[cooney]

Sounds wheelie hard.

Good one was easy really

 

[cooney]

You certainly are a creature of habit, aren't you my friend?

I am Batman

 

[cooney]

cooney wear a helmet mate

Not sure if your dog has a glitch as well
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Nah I’ll be right! Nah he doesn’t but that’s funny

 

[Cadsky]

I am Batman

Pretty sure KohPhi is batman

 

[Callums_Guns]

His shins are super long, so we need to find some of those huge socks that Tarks has been wearing on his...



Ears

If he can manage another post surely that’s worthy of ruck rover getting up towards Jim’s numbers but with his height can pinch hit in the ruck

 

[moginie]

Pretty sure KohPhi is batman

What? The bloke who founded Melbourne?

Cool.

 

[Cadsky]

What? The bloke who founded Melbourne?

Cool.

Actually he is Pete Evans by day

 

[cooney]

Pretty sure KohPhi is batman

No

 

[Pugsley]

If I remember rightly, Lemmy didn't think much of the Young Ones actors. Thought they were quite up themselves as they didn't mix with the band.

I believe you are right mate.

 

[MITS]

That high?

Yeah man. I’m high as * right now

i think they’ve settled for disappointing themselves

Been pleasing your sister for so long that we’re just trying to get a bit of life balance

you tell em corndog

Why do I get the feeling that you’re no stranger to eating a corndog or two

 

[Kilroy]

Yeah sure why not, I don’t mind helping others out, haha really what’s the issue?

It's somewhere between learned helplessness and social media addiction.

I'm booked in to see TheCoach16 but the waiting list is horrendous.

 

[miggs]

What? The bloke who founded Melbourne?

Cool.

Joseph Gutnick?

 

[TheCoach16]

It's somewhere between learned helplessness and social media addiction.

I'm booked in to see TheCoach16 but the waiting list is horrendous.

I’m always open to a bribe.

 

[moginie]

Joseph Gutnick?

I'm sure there is a difference between founding and funding.

 

[cooney]

It's somewhere between learned helplessness and social media addiction.

I'm booked in to see TheCoach16 but the waiting list is horrendous.

Fair enough

 

[Kilroy]

I’m always open to a bribe.

Do you take Clarke monies?

 

[Cadsky]

I’m always open to a bribe.

I tried that last night, you told me my "bribe" wasn't sufficient. Well guess what coach, it was sufficient enough for Pugsley the night before!

 

[Pugsley]

Joseph Gutnick?

We need where he hides the money. Bloody Jew.

 

[Kilroy]

I'm sure there is a difference between founding and funding.

... and finding, but we all know God found Melbourne while on walkabout one day.

 

[Kilroy]

We need where he hides the money. Bloody Jew.

Down a mine I heard. Mine caved in, now he's bankrupt.

 

[TheCoach16]

Do you take Clarke monies?

I don’t know why, but I find the word “monies” hilarious.

Always makes me chuckle.

 

[Pugsley]

Down a mine I heard. Mine caved in, now he's bankrupt.

Its like my 9 yo says to me, those Indians hide money in their turbans. They're stuffed if they get robbed.

 

[Kilroy]

I don’t know why, but I find the word “monies” hilarious.

Always makes me chuckle.

That's a bit like me when someone tells me they want to "purchase" something.

I think "well you'd be a f*cking twat then, wouldn't ya"?