Autopsy Rd 19 Coachkilling Blues smashed by last placed Roos

[Bringbackeddie]

There are no excuses for that performance. I hope we find a way to not be this s**t in the next few years.

 

[FRUMPY]

Who? Honey, Ramsay, Carroll? You think that would have made any difference today?

It's disgusting and an absolute disgrace that we have 6 wins and have not seen any youth apart from parks (and he is only average)

How the * does a spud like Cottrell keep getting a game when everytime he comes back in he offers nothing, turns it over and s**t himself.

Give other blokes a go and see if they are any good. We already know cottrell is s**t.

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[Arr0w]

Wow Arrow. Love this from you. Agreed

Surely you have seen I have been critical of Teague for the last 12 months

 

[Dramoth]

Gutless performance. Teague not upto the job.

Have you actually had a look at our list? A couple of years ago we had a plethora of talls... then at the end of last year, Austin in all his genius delists 3 talls... and then as a PSSS, picks up MacDonald as an aside because we might need another tall. Going into the MSD, he hides Mirkov away... WTF... Mirkov if a project ruck who will be ready in 2-3 years. Anyone thinking of taking him in the MSD would have known that and would have looked elsewhere. Instead of looking at our list and seeing that we were short a tall defender, a tall forward and a forward/ruckman... he goes into the MSD with 3 ******* picks and picks a project player and a ******* small defender and doesn't use the third pick.

Well * a duck, we needed those ******* talls today. Teague can only coach and play the players available to him, and losing McKay as late as we did threw a spanner into the works. But yeah... blame Teague.

As an aside, there is the rumour that MacDonald was on painkilling injections all preseason and into the start of the season proper, all being administered offsite. But hey... the good news out of that is that Austin at least didn't pick up Callum Moore again.

 

[BrianSetzer]

I have no idea what the answer is but I sure as hell know Teague ain't it.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

He absolutely is not getting to 300. He will be retired on Monday.

What an awful empty way to go out it would be ... being carried to 300 in yet another losing season. It's just a number Murph. Go out with your head held high when you are done, not overdone.

 

[FRUMPY]

Funny enough, one of the most conditional players we have in Jack Martin, really cracked in a lot today.

I thought he was pretty ordinary....played a good game last week. Might the lucky to get another one before the season is done.

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[Tony Lynn 15]

The reality is we have been poor all season. Have still beaten no team of significance and not looked like any growth.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

....and as for those Stocker jocks....cannot unsee that.

 

[jj1978]

Oh no. If he says that we just need to get better, I'm going to break something.

As mod can you nominate someone

 

[ESKIE]

I’m going online to do some shopping
Cook dinner have a glass of wine or two watch Netflix in front of the fire
Footy can gagf

 

[carlton_99]

Can we please stop with this Honey crap. Has kicked 12 goals in 8 VFL games. People acting like he's Daicos or something

 

[juzz88]

....and as for those Stocker jocks....

I need to know where he got them.

 

[Accidental genius]

I have no idea what the answer is but I sure as hell know Teague ain't it.

its looking that way. look at what David Noble has done with north, like chalk and cheese unfortunately.

 

[azlou]

Honey's physicality on display

Daniel O'Keefe gives an update on Josh Honey's performances.

www.carltonfc.com.au

The contest I saw from Murphy was an not to the level I’ve seen from Honey
Simple really Love him but he’s done let’s not embarrass the Gurneys giving him anymore games

 

[windows1]

No tall forwards to speak of, but that was just unacceptable.

Not sure why Teague stepped away from the setup of the last few week, where we seemed to rush disposal and lacked composure again

Sorry, but the mid setup and clearance work has got worse after 5ge bye

That just sealed Teague's tenure

Wtf was with the kamikaze high press and zoning bullshit of the back line this week? Larkey was totally alone for multiple goals. Midfield is abysmal. We have zero zip. They are bees to the honey pot. Just slaughtered today.

 

[The Return of the Paf]

Loss is on the list management.

Blame will go to Teague.

No excuses.

Both are to blame for where we are at, but I'm sure more of the attention will go on the latter.

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

Giving Crippa 6 yrs just madness. He needs to learn some fwd craft otherwise it will stifle our whole mid development.
For a supposedly smart footballer, his inability to adjust his style of play to suit the situation is perplexing.
Trying to stand and wrestle Blokes bigger than him was just dumb.

 

[Arr0w]

And those conducting the review know it.

Sleepless nights for those responsible

Newman and Newnes did well don't you think

 

[windows1]

Andrew Russell is a fraud based on the available evidence. Our injury list is consistently one of the worst in the league.

Not helped when we pay blokes 750,000 bucks a year and they turn up fat. Why they play fat blokes is beyond me. Higher standards required. If MCG and Williams don’t get super fit….don’t let them at the club. Like at all. * off.

 

[reg_lower91]

....and as for those Stocker jocks....cannot unsee that.

Nice bikini bum though. Just saying.

 

[bigbertha5]

North definitely aren't as young as I thought they were. Their midfield is quite mature and certainly more experienced than ours.

Horrible performance. One to forget. We move on.

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[HavUEvaSeenTheRain]

Can we please stop with this Honey crap. Has kicked 12 goals in 8 VFL games. People acting like he's Daicos or something

We’re just desperate

 

[Red_man2008]

Back to the drawing board. Anyone over the age of 30 should not play another game for the year. Time for development. Ramsay, Honey, Kemp, Curnow, McKay all come in next week.

thanks Ed, Murphy, Betts but you aren’t getting another game in blue.

no thanks: Cotterell, Williamson, Fisher, you guys can rest up for 2022 if you can earn a spot. You aren’t playing another game this year.

season is over we may as well treat the remainder of the year learning how to set up and play.

countless times north had a spare sitting 3-4 metres behind play when we went in for the ball. It would get ripped out and they would clear. Stephenson ran around like a free man and could just seagull any possession. He ran to the backline he ran inside 50 and we tried to play a zero pressure zone defence. It was atrocious.

cripps can no longer be captain IMO. He’s useless out there atm. The contested beast is irrelevant in today’s game without the fitness to run both ways.

Jones and weitering need to play back shoulder on their opponents not try to zone the entire ground. Our defence was disgusting today we gave north no credit despite the messaging all week.

Teague is done.

 

[La Dispute]

I thought he was pretty ordinary....played a good game last week. Might the lucky to get another one before the season is done.

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Frustrating to watch.You forget he’s out there at times.

I can cop the club bringing in Saad and Williams on inflated contracts, but we’ve so far paid this pretender 1.6 mil for some of the most pedestrian football you will see.

Today in the absence of McKay he needed to stand up and kick 3 or 4, and he went missing once again.

I think the club has to start genuinely thinking about whether we want these type of contracts on our books at this stage of our development. We are clearly not even close to a finals caliber team.

He’s our version of Chad Wingard.