Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Ligma]

Your left hand is used for other things when travelling around Asia and using the old squat toilets.

No wonder I saw you licking your left hand after using the bathroom at half time

 

[Lomas]

No wonder I saw you licking your left hand after using the bathroom at half time

Be gone youngen!

 

[Gasometer]

Cadbury Roses as a gift at Christmas

Discuss

 

[Samsquanch]

No wonder I saw you licking your left hand after using the bathroom at half time

I thought that was going to be kept between us only. You weren't supposed to mention it on BF for the world to know!

 

[Samsquanch]

Cadbury Roses as a gift at Christmas

Discuss

It's better than what I'm expecting...









...from Ligma anyway.

 

[Nate7]

Cadbury Roses as a gift at Christmas

Discuss

Eat enough and you'll have more bowel movements, therefore the CLINT who gave them to you gives you the shits!

 

[Hojuman]

Cadbury Roses as a gift at Christmas

Discuss

Cadbury Favourites Gaso.

End discussion.

 

[Samsquanch]

Cadbury Favourites Gaso.

End discussion.

Now tell me, why are Turkish Delights included in these packs?

I would eat real Turkish Delights, but the Cadbury version is at best an abomination.

 

[Hojuman]

Now tell me, why are Turkish Delights included in these packs?

I would eat real Turkish Delights, but the Cadbury version is at best an abomination.

You leave those for unwanted guests.

 

[Lomas]

Cadbury Roses as a gift at Christmas

Discuss

Aren’t what they used to be, that’s all I’ll say.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Cadbury Roses as a gift at Christmas

Discuss

1/2 price at Woolies, just saying

 

[Nate7]

You leave those for unwanted guests.

Or just be a massive POS and gift someone a canary yellow XXXL tshirt when they are a medium.

 

[Ligma]

Be gone youngen!

NO,,,, I have a bone to pick with you old folks, EVEN THE ESHAYS ARE NICER THAN YOU GERIATRICS, respect your elders MY BLOODY ASS.

 

[Ligma]

It's better than what I'm expecting...









...from Ligma anyway.

No bby i go all out on the males I like

 

[Lomas]

NO,,,, I have a bone to pick with you old folks, EVEN THE ESHAYS ARE NICER THAN YOU GERIATRICS, respect your elders MY BLOODY ASS.

It is ‘arse’.

 

[Ligma]

It is ‘arse’.

DID YOU INVENT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE? SORRY?? OH WAIT SORRY YOU DIDNT MY APOLOGIES.

who said I wasn’t talking about my donkey.

 

[Lomas]

DID YOU INVENT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE? SORRY?? OH WAIT SORRY YOU DIDNT MY APOLOGIES.

who said I wasn’t talking about my donkey.

I came across the language before you, yes. And punctuation is also important. Stop thinking that loud and proud is a winning strategy.

 

[Ligma]

I came across the language before you, yes. And punctuation is also important. Stop thinking that loud and proud is a winning strategy.

Sorry daddy, IT IS ALWAYS A WINNING STRATEGY.

NORMALISE YELLING BACK AT BOOMERS WHEN THEY YELL AT YOU.

 

[Lomas]

Sorry daddy, IT IS ALWAYS A WINNING STRATEGY.

NORMALISE YELLING BACK AT BOOMERS WHEN THEY YELL AT YOU.

Ok Karen.

 

[Ligma]

I love my bestie SonofSamsquanch He is obsessed

 

[Lomas]

I love my bestie SonofSamsquanch He is obsessed

Totes awks

 

[Samsquanch]

Totes awks

Totes. But I get the chockies. I think you had better not be shaking any unexpected packages that get delivered to your door over the next few days.

 

[Lomas]

Totes. But I get the chockies. I think you had better not be shaking any unexpected packages that get delivered to your door over the next few days.

Roses chocolates?

 

[Samsquanch]

Roses chocolates?

It's what I expected.

Or Cadbury Turkish delight.

 

[Samsquanch]

Twinkletoes - have you decided what mods you will spend your compensation from Ford on?

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