Media Will The Real EKA Winner Please Stand Up?

[DenieD]

As I told them, they really could have made a helluva lot more out of that.

It also appears as though you removed the care factor and guidance at the same time.

Ah yes, because every rookie needs to be wrapped in cotton wool and protected from everything in the league? Just like you did with me in my first season ey?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Ah yes, because every rookie needs to be wrapped in cotton wool and protected from everything in the league? Just like you did with me in my first season ey?

Is that why we haven't seen yours?

 

[Sun Ra]

Is that why we haven't seen yours?

Haven't seen your what ?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Haven't seen your what ?

 

[Barrybran]

I don't think Dingster won an EKA. He might have recruited one or two though.

 

[Sun Ra]

I don't think Dingster won an EKA. He might have recruited one or two though.

What's Dingster got to do with it ?

 

[Lomas]

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kananooks seemed like the perfect EKA winner:

• Completely self-centred
• Only posted in one particular way (Garfield gifs)
• Didn't have a clue about anything happening in the league

They were the front-runner for the first 11 weeks of the season. I was ready to give kananooks the EKA purely because there was no competition. I mean sure the Garfield media thread did give me a little tickle now and then, but it was mainly a joke thread that most rookies make in week 1 and move on. But kananooks stuck with it for the entire season. Was that insane? Absolutely, but you've got to commend them for following through with it.

So I was very disappointed to see that young rook kananooks had been suspended for the past week or so, and will likely still be suspended for the whole week that the Gumbies play the Furies.

kananooks watching the Furies try to post without them​

I haven't noticed any other season 34 rookie media threads and I am sad to see just how badly the EKA medal worth had diminished in recent times. Does anyone else remember the times back when top 5 beez performers got pipped in the award because a certain someone told everyone they were a fraud? There hasn't been an EKA winner making the top 20 of the beez since Greenery all the way back in season 31. Why is this? Has the rookie classes of season 32, 33 and now 34 been that bad?

Is it the recruiting? Are the teams not working hard enough in the off-season to get posters worthy of receiving the honour of EKA winner? So many questions, so little answers.

I am giving an open letter to all the remaining rookies of season 34. Make a ******* media thread for gods sake. Do it for all the LG members who don't have a bloody clue who you fellas are. Maybe you'll get a couple of votes... Hell you could even win the whole thing if kananooks remains suspended until the vote closing date. Just post something.

Old Boys:

• 2inchmagic (not much magic there)
• Over The Post (can you even kick that high?)
• Dudikins (dude I don't know you)
• Mrs Turbo (nepotism at its finest)
• Fleabane (you got fleas?)
• The Cryptkeeper (you haven't even shown me your crypt?)
• FireKrakouer (krakouers fiery twin?)

Roys:

• DERRINALPHIL (at least you can ruck)

Warriors:

• SBYM (is that a clothing brand?)
• Purple7x08_24 (did you copy and paste a png file name?)
• FurTheWin (why are you not with the Furies?)
• spudmaster (is that you Tony Galati?)

Bombers:

• PetWussy (I'd pet you too)
• Sun Ra (actually decent, probably worth a vote or two)
• YeoGabbaGabba (like the kids show?)

Gumbies:

• The Foolback (definitely a fool for choosing the backline)
• rye (quite the werewolf player, or so i've heard...)

Royals:

• Camros2 (I like camaros)
• Lomas (definitely low mass)

Swamprats:

• KinderSmock (definitely a surprise in there)
• BloodySwan (I'm scared)

Phoenix:

• Tim Evans Beard (cancelled account apparently. i guess there is no more beard on tim evans)
• The Blue Weirdo (painting yourself blue does make you seem weird)
• sey666 (I will not say that)

Furies:

• JyeDye (it rhymes. I wonder what else it does)
• krided (quit crying)
• Chronz (i hope it isn't chronic)
• kananooks (garfield memes are the best)

Demons, Wonders, Bears, Dragons:
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If I was going to give my votes right now I'd have to say Mrs Turbo is in the lead. But only because Tigerturbulance has coached her all season long.

Fair cop, but now you have mentioned me twice in one day my interest is piqued. I look forward to contributing more against the bye.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Fair cop, but now you have mentioned me twice in one day my interest is piqued. I look forward to contributing more against the bye.

Hey Big L, can I help you out there with an avvy?

Lomas - wikipedia

Lomas (Spanish for "hills"), also called fog oases and mist oases, are areas of fog-watered vegetation in the coastal desert of Peru and northern Chile.

Monica Lomas - IMDb

Lomas Athletic Club - wikipedia



Big L - wikipedia

 

[Lomas]

Hey Big L, can I help you out there with an avvy?

Lomas - wikipedia

Lomas (Spanish for "hills"), also called fog oases and mist oases, are areas of fog-watered vegetation in the coastal desert of Peru and northern Chile.

Monica Lomas - IMDb

Lomas Athletic Club - wikipedia

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Big L - wikipedia

Unfortunately, as a junior poster just trying to make it in the BigFooty world, I find it difficult to settle on a visual representation of who/what I am. I will take all suggestions on board, and thank you for your attempts to spoon feed me.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Unfortunately, as a junior poster just trying to make it in the BigFooty world, I find it difficult to settle on a visual representation of who/what I am. I will take all suggestions on board, and thank you for your attempts to spoon feed me.

Can't do any worse than Ross Lyon, but all the same I admire and respect your restraint.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I have a third username in the middle of the two, can you do something with that? Not affiliated with the SFA, though

Deep

Was thinking more along the lines of this...

Media - Shock and Awwwwwe sh*t - The Santoz Story

So I was quietly minding my own business this week, when I was tagged by my friend Headless in our match thread. TheInjuryFactory, did any of your players debut in Season 7 by any chance? Odd question out of the blue. Now as a captain of some repute, Headless might have assumed I have...

www.bigfooty.com

Or maybe this?

Media - BRAB Investigations: Kdavva74 is not EKA eligible

I'm Back. Today I am here with definitive proof that kdavva74, raging EKA favourite and league gem, has previously owned an account in the league and is therefore ineligible to receive the EKA. Let's break this shit down by introducing you all to JDC!, a poster who played for the Demons in...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Tonga Bob]

You're leaving your EKA run a bit late here Den.

 

[TedDougChris]

You're leaving your EKA run a bit late here Den.

It’s never too late !!!

I believe in you sausageroll !!

 

[DenieD]

You're leaving your EKA run a bit late here Den.

On the contrary, I actually think it's the perfect time to start campaigning for the EKA for season 35.

 

[Tonga Bob]

On the contrary, I actually think it's the perfect time to start campaigning for the EKA for season 35.

You've been campaigning for a while now lad.

 

[DenieD]

You've been campaigning for a while now lad.

Just putting it beyond all doubt

 

[The Half Back]

I am currently standing up, what is your next instruction?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I am currently standing up, what is your next instruction?

Put your left foot in...

 

[The Half Back]

Put your left foot in...

Done.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Done.

Ready for the next instruction?

 

[The Half Back]

Ready for the next instruction?

Yes.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Yes.

OK, here goes.

You put your left foot out.

 

[Fleabane]

I hate pineapple

Fair enough but you'll miss out on my grilled pineapple with pina colada custard!

 

[Barrybran]

OK, here goes.

You put your left foot out.

What do I do after I make my left foot run my errands at short notice?

 

[T2B_]

What do I do after I make my left foot run my errands at short notice?

Pray that it comes back after the ciggie and milk run.