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[Wosh]

Tarkyn_24 obviously doing the special commentary

In this particular exhibition match, in order to make the game more high-scoring and exciting. We are playing with the special rule that you get awarded 6 points if you kick sausageroll as well as if you kick goals.

 

[Falconista]

2 : 3.01 {lHFF} - Deestroy is now off and running.
2 : 3.05 {lHFF} - @Falconista sews him up!.

A Gumbies player sewing up a Deestroy. Are we just naming unrealistic combos now?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Time to line up Tarks

 

[Gralin]

Time to line up Tarks

 

[Kennedy Parker]

A Gumbies player sewing up a Deestroy. Are we just naming unrealistic combos now?

Season 37 will be 21 seasons since the Gumbies last flag.

Roys FFC 1st premiership S4 --> 21 seasons later --> 2nd premiership S25
Sin City Swamprats 1st premiership S6 --> 21 seasons later --> 2nd premiership S27
East Side Hawks 1st premiership S12 --> 21 seasons later --> playing in S33 grand final

2 : 3.01 {lHFF} - Deestroy is now off and running.
2 : 3.05 {lHFF} - Falconista sews him up!.

Bookmark it for S37 man.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

2 : 10.55 {lHFF} - With the ball is Callums_Guns.
2 : 10.58 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards BLUEALLTHRU.
2 : 11.03 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 11.07 {CHF} - The ball is now with BLUEALLTHRU.
2 : 11.11 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to Chipmunk.
2 : 11.15 {FF} - He can't hold it.
2 : 11.19 {FB} - Nobody's checking Pie 4 Life.
2 : 11.23 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Ljp86.
2 : 11.27 {CHB} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
2 : 11.31 {CHB} - okeydoke7 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 11.36 {CHF} - Who wants it? BLUEALLTHRU does. Great stuff.
2 : 11.4 {rFP} - Kicks in the direction of thewizardmelon.
2 : 11.44 {rFP} - Big mark by Ljp86!.
2 : 11.48 {lBP} - Ljp86 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 11.52 {rBP} - A wild handball - but luckily boncer34 was well placed to clean up.
2 : 11.56 {FB} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 12 {FB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 12.04 {FB} - Pie 4 Life turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 12.08 {lBP} - Handpass to space. Ljp86 runs onto it.
2 : 12.13 {rBP} - He elects to use boncer34 and kicks in that direction.
2 : 12.17 {rBP} - por_please_ya gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 12.21 {lFP} - Nobody's checking por_please_ya.
2 : 12.25 {lFP} - por_please_ya's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
2 : 12.3 {lFP} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
Serial Tongans : 3.2.20
Headless Dingsters : 5.1.31

por_please_ya outsmarts two Immortals and creates the turnover for the goal.

2 : 12.36 {C} - Tigerturbulance gets one hand to it.
2 : 12.44 {rW} - eagleskickass with some space now.
2 : 12.48 {rW} - Brought down by Tigerturbulance.
2 : 12.52 {lW} - U2tigers weaves through the congestion.
2 : 12.56 {lW} - U2tigers sees an open goal.
2 : 13 {lW} - That's a telling goal from U2tigers.
Serial Tongans : 4.2.26
Headless Dingsters : 5.1.31

Heck, here come the YOUF, you know the Headless Dongs are in for a long night when even BONO is kicking goals. Having said that, he did have it handed to him by Tigerturbulance as always.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

so close to the truth….

 

[Kennedy Parker]

2 : 13.04 {C} - The ball is bounced and Tigerturbulance gets the tap.
2 : 13.13 {C} - Mobbs through heavy traffic.
2 : 13.16 {rHFF} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 13.21 {rHFF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's Eth.
2 : 13.25 {rHFF} - Eth takes off.
2 : 13.29 {rHFF} - Finds lioness with a handball.
2 : 13.33 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 13.37 {FF} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : 13.41 {FF} - The ball drops short of Tarkyn_24.
2 : 13.46 {lBP} - Footyguy13 with the ball now.
2 : 13.49 {CHB} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 13.53 {CHB} - Absolute hanger by TedDougChris!.
2 : 13.58 {CHB} - TedDougChris takes off.
2 : 14.02 {C} - A long looping handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 14.06 {C} - lioness gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 14.1 {rW} - The ball is now with beez.
2 : 14.15 {lW} - An underground handpass to Broken.
2 : 14.19 {lW} - Broken takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 14.22 {lW} - Crunching tackle by Greenery.
2 : 14.26 {rW} - Greenery through heavy traffic.
2 : 14.31 {rW} - What a tackle.
2 : 14.37 {rW} - Nobody's checking beez.
2 : 14.41 {rW} - An underground handpass to eagleskickass.
2 : 14.45 {C} - A lookaway handpass to Mobbs.
2 : 14.49 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to loopy_cam.
2 : 14.53 {lW} - He elects to use Broken and kicks in that direction.
2 : 14.58 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 15.02 {lW} - With the ball is Broken.
2 : 15.06 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Eth.
2 : 15.1 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 15.14 {CHB} - TedDougChris with a little space.
2 : 15.18 {lHBF} - A short kick to tony.
2 : 15.22 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of tony.
2 : 15.26 {lHBF} - tony is now off and running.
2 : 15.31 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but GWS Goose is up to the challenge.
2 : 15.35 {lBP} - Huge handpass to Tigerturbulance. As good as a kick.
2 : 15.38 {CHB} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to TedDougChris.
2 : 15.43 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
2 : 15.47 {lHFF} - Deestroy does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 15.51 {lHFF} - A pretty obvious push in the back by Deestroy.
2 : 15.55 {CHB} - Now TedDougChris has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 16 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Tigerturbulance was well placed to clean up.
2 : 16.04 {CHF} - Almost a throw to GWS Goose.
2 : 16.08 {CHF} - Handpasses to Tigerturbulance.
2 : 16.12 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily BLUEALLTHRU was well placed to clean up.
2 : 16.16 {CHF} - Gives the ball to TheInjuryFactory.
2 : 16.2 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running GWS Goose.
2 : 16.24 {CHF} - loopy_cam sews GWS Goose up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 16.28 {rHBF} - The ball is now with sausageroll.
2 : 16.32 {rHBF} - sausageroll has time to take a bounce.
2 : 16.37 {lHBF} - Sees croweater 41 out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 16.43 {lHBF} - croweater 41 and omgfridge both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 16.47 {rHFF} - So omgfridge ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 16.51 {rHFF} - Passes to Tigerturbulance by hand.
2 : 16.55 {rHFF} - Passes to TheInjuryFactory by hand.
2 : 16.59 {rHFF} - Tigerturbulance runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 17.03 {rHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
2 : 17.07 {rHFF} - Tigerturbulance adds a minor score to his team's total.
Serial Tongans : 4.3.27
Headless Dingsters : 5.1.31
2 : 17.16 {FB} - Pie 4 Life takes off.
2 : 17.2 {lHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
2 : 17.24 {lHBF} - omgfridge will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 17.28 {lHBF} - croweater 41 signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 17.32 {CHB} - No-look handpass to okeydoke7.
2 : 17.36 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 17.4 {lHBF} - omgfridge did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 17.45 {lHBF} - croweater 41 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 17.49 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to loopy_cam.
2 : 17.53 {rW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of beez.
2 : 17.57 {rW} - Poor effort from beez and U2tigers takes the mark.
2 : 18.01 {lW} - U2tigers has possession.
2 : 18.05 {lW} - Flicks it to GWS Goose.
2 : 18.09 {lW} - A quick handpass to Tigerturbulance.
2 : 18.13 {lW} - He involves GWS Goose in the play.
2 : 18.17 {lW} - He involves TheInjuryFactory in the play.
2 : 18.22 {C} - Cadsky screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 18.26 {C} - Cadsky with a one-hander.
2 : 18.3 {C} - Nobody's checking Cadsky.
2 : 18.34 {C} - Cadsky nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 18.38 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 18.42 {rHFF} - croweater 41 gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 18.48 {rHFF} - Its hard and tough but omgfridge wins possession.
2 : 18.52 {rHFF} - Heavy clash between croweater 41 and omgfridge. croweater 41 comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
2 : 18.57 {lHBF} - croweater 41 signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 19.01 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 19.05 {lW} - Another bounce taken by croweater 41.
2 : 19.09 {lW} - Huge handpass to loopy_cam. As good as a kick.
2 : 19.13 {rW} - Handpass to space. beez runs onto it.
2 : 19.17 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Broken.
2 : 19.21 {lW} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Greenery.
2 : 19.25 {rW} - Greenery turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 19.3 {rW} - Broken has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
2 : 19.34 {lW} - Broken has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 19.38 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 19.42 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 19.46 {C} - Now Mobbs has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 19.5 {C} - Handballs to loopy_cam.
2 : 19.54 {C} - He handpasses to eagleskickass.
2 : 19.58 {C} - Watch out! Oh! Tigerturbulance has laid eagleskickass out flat.

Normal Saturday night at the Turbo household as Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo have fun with her EKA.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Season 37 will be 21 seasons since the Gumbies last flag.

Roys FFC 1st premiership S4 --> 21 seasons later --> 2nd premiership S25
Sin City Swamprats 1st premiership S6 --> 21 seasons later --> 2nd premiership S27
East Side Hawks 1st premiership S12 --> 21 seasons later --> playing in S33 grand final



Bookmark it for S37 man.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

2 : 20.02 {rW} - Taking the ball is Greenery.
2 : 20.07 {rW} - Broken might be short but no there was no excuse for that tackle by Greenery.
2 : 20.11 {C} - Nobody's checking Mobbs.
2 : 20.15 {rHFF} - A kick towards Eth territory.
2 : 20.19 {rHFF} - But the kick goes straight to tony.
2 : 20.25 {lHBF} - The ball is now with tony.
2 : 20.27 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to GWS Goose.
2 : 20.31 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily TedDougChris was well placed to clean up.
2 : 20.36 {lW} - Hoofs it forward..
2 : 20.4 {lW} - But in the way is beez.
2 : 20.44 {rW} - beez has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 20.48 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Mobbs.
2 : 20.54 {C} - Mobbs marks uncontested.
2 : 20.58 {C} - So Mobbs ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 21.02 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 21.06 {lHFF} - Deestroy makes great ground and takes the mark.
2 : 21.1 {lHFF} - Deestroy looking for a lead.
2 : 21.15 {lHFF} - He's brought down by Falconista.
2 : 21.19 {rHBF} - Falconista signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 21.23 {rHBF} - Falconista has a bounce.
2 : 21.27 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to tony.
2 : 21.31 {lHBF} - A slick handpass goes to GWS Goose.
2 : 21.36 {CHB} - He transfers play using TedDougChris.
2 : 21.42 {CHB} - TedDougChris slides in and takes the mark.
2 : 21.43 {CHB} - TedDougChris has possession.
2 : 21.47 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to Falconista.
2 : 21.52 {rHBF} - Falconista sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 21.56 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. GWS Goose runs onto it.
2 : 22 {rHBF} - GWS Goose kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.

The umpire has paid the free against GWS Goose and he is NOT HAVING IT!! Remonstrating against the deliberate call, as well as the All-SFA selectors, as well as kebab shops that charge extra for sauce, as well as the Gumbies' lack of finals success amongst other grievances nobody can quite comprehend.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

View attachment 1846072

21st season in S39 for the Warriors. If you don't win a premiership by then you may as well shut up shop and fold.

Try winning something with a more successful franchise e.g. bring back the Fremantle Dockers

Fremantle Dockers - Club Profile

Sweet Football Association profile of the Fremantle Dockers

sweetfa.plus

 

[Wosh]

21st season in S39 for the Warriors. If you don't win a premiership by then you may as well shut up shop and fold.

Try winning something with a more successful franchise e.g. bring back the Fremantle Dockers

Fremantle Dockers - Club Profile

Sweet Football Association profile of the Fremantle Dockers

sweetfa.plus

 

[Kennedy Parker]

2 : 22.04 {lHFF} - Deestroy looks downfield.
2 : 22.08 {lHFF} - He involves eagleskickass in the play.
2 : 22.12 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Deestroy.
2 : 22.16 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of Tarkyn_24.
2 : 22.21 {FF} - The Jesus will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 22.25 {FF} - Who wants it? Tarkyn_24 does. Great stuff.
2 : 22.29 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 steadies himself and has a shot ....
2 : 22.33 {FF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Tarkyn_24.
Serial Tongans : 4.3.27
Headless Dingsters : 6.1.37
2 : 22.37 {C} - The ruck contest is won by lioness.
2 : 22.45 {C} - Mobbs sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 22.49 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards beez.
2 : 22.53 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 23 {rW} - The bounce favours beez and he is off and running.
2 : 23.04 {rW} - No-look handpass to loopy_cam.
2 : 23.08 {lHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : 23.12 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 23.16 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on Deestroy.
2 : 23.21 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to BallaratBulldog.
2 : 23.25 {CHF} - Goes the torp..
2 : 23.28 {CHF} - What a goal.
Serial Tongans : 4.3.27
Headless Dingsters : 7.1.43
2 : 23.32 {C} - Easy tapout for lioness.
2 : 23.41 {C} - Mobbs looks downfield.
2 : 23.45 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to Eth.
2 : 23.49 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 23.53 {rHFF} - The bounce favours Eth and he is off and running.
2 : 23.57 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily lioness was well placed to clean up.
2 : 24.01 {CHF} - A short kick to BallaratBulldog.
2 : 24.06 {CHF} - Shocking kick and TedDougChris will take the mark.
2 : 24.1 {rHBF} - Falconista slowing down the play.
2 : 24.14 {C} - Finds Cadsky with a handball.
2 : 24.18 {C} - Cadsky bounces the ball.
2 : 24.22 {rHFF} - A kick towards omgfridge territory.
2 : 24.27 {rHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of croweater 41.
2 : 24.3 {lHBF} - croweater 41 threads his way through traffic.
2 : 24.34 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to lioness. As good as a kick.
2 : 24.38 {lHBF} - TheInjuryFactory rides lioness into the ground.

I'm almost certain that TIF will turn this into his McInnes entry, a shoop of Ross Lyon riding a lion just sounds like something he will have saved as a desktop wallpaper.

2 : 24.43 {rHFF} - omgfridge with a little space.
2 : 24.47 - <<< Grand Uncle Horace is coming on to replace tony >>>
2 : 24.55 {rHFF} - omgfridge slowing down the play.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Serial Tongans : 4.3.27
Headless Dingsters : 7.1.43
=====================================

Well it's half time with the Headless Dingsters holding a 16-point lead. The Serial Tongans don't seem interested so far as tony has headed off to the bar early.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 25 {C} - omgfridge nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 25 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
3 : .07 {lW} - Broken assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : .12 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to eagleskickass.
3 : .16 {lHFF} - eagleskickass takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : .2 {lFP} - eagleskickass touches the ball to the ground.
3 : .24 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
3 : .28 {lFP} - Just one behind to eagleskickass.
Serial Tongans : 4.3.27
Headless Dingsters : 7.2.44
3 : .36 {FB} - Footyguy13 has possession.
3 : .4 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Tigerturbulance.
3 : .45 {lBP} - Quick hands to Footyguy13.
3 : .49 {rHBF} - A long pass towards Falconista.
3 : .53 {rHBF} - Deestroy plants a foot on Falconista's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : .57 {lHFF} - Deestroy takes off.
3 : 1.01 {FF} - That kick makes it hard for Tarkyn_24.
3 : 1.05 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : 1.09 {FB} - The Jesus with the ball now.
3 : 1.13 {FB} - The Jesus takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 1.17 {rHBF} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 1.22 {rHBF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
3 : 1.26 {rHFF} - Eth looking for a lead.
3 : 1.3 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to lioness.
3 : 1.34 {lHFF} - Handpasses to Deestroy.
3 : 1.38 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Eth.
3 : 1.42 {rHFF} - Shocking kick and Grand Uncle Horace will take the mark.
3 : 1.46 {CHB} - Now TedDougChris has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 1.51 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Grand Uncle Horace.
3 : 1.55 {lW} - Hands it off to U2tigers.
3 : 1.59 {rW} - Finds Greenery with a handball.
3 : 2.05 {lW} - A long looping handpass to U2tigers.
3 : 2.09 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 2.13 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of omgfridge.
3 : 2.17 {rHFF} - omgfridge can't mark. croweater 41 can.
3 : 2.21 {CHB} - So okeydoke7 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 2.25 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of beez.

Okey looking in the direction of Beez, nice foreshadowing of his Season 37 BEEZ run here.

3 : 2.3 {rW} - beez is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 2.34 {rW} - beez has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 2.38 {C} - A quick handpass to Mobbs.
3 : 2.42 {C} - He handpasses to eagleskickass.
3 : 2.46 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 2.5 {C} - Mobbs is tackled beautifully by Cadsky.
3 : 2.54 {C} - Who wants it? Cadsky does. Great stuff.
3 : 2.58 {C} - Handballs to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 3.05 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 3.07 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 3.11 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 3.15 {rHFF} - omgfridge weaves through the congestion.
3 : 3.19 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 3.23 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Callums_Guns.
3 : 3.27 {lHFF} - A bit of space for Callums_Guns to utilise.
3 : 3.31 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns has time to take a bounce.
3 : 3.35 {lFP} - Callums_Guns touches the ball to the ground.
3 : 3.4 {lFP} - Callums_Guns eye's the goals and has a shot.
3 : 3.44 {lFP} - He's put it through.
Serial Tongans : 5.3.33
Headless Dingsters : 7.2.44

TWO bounces and a goal for GUNS as Headless watches on the sidelines. Is that the play that inspires Headless to join TEAM GUNS?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 3.48 {C} - Tigerturbulance gets one hand to it.
3 : 3.56 {rW} - Greenery with a little space.
3 : 4 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to U2tigers.
3 : 4.04 {CHF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 4.1 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 4.15 {CHF} - Not enough pressure on BLUEALLTHRU.
3 : 4.19 {CHF} - okeydoke7 gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
3 : 4.23 {CHB} - Quality gather by okeydoke7.
3 : 4.27 {CHB} - okeydoke7 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 4.31 {rW} - beez presents on a long lead.
3 : 4.35 {rW} - U2tigers drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 4.4 {C} - Running with the ball is Cadsky.
3 : 4.43 {lW} - Quick hands to U2tigers.
3 : 4.48 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Cadsky.
3 : 4.52 {lW} - He elects to use U2tigers and kicks in that direction.
3 : 4.56 {lW} - Big mark by beez!.
3 : 5 {rW} - beez with a little space.
3 : 5.04 {rW} - No-look handpass to loopy_cam.
3 : 5.09 {CHF} - He involves BallaratBulldog in the play.
3 : 5.12 {FF} - Draws a man and then with hands to loopy_cam.
3 : 5.16 {FF} - loopy_cam from point blank range.
3 : 5.2 {FF} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
Serial Tongans : 5.3.33
Headless Dingsters : 7.3.45
3 : 5.29 {FB} - The Jesus has it.
3 : 5.33 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 5.37 {CHB} - The Jesus has another.
3 : 5.41 {CHB} - Flicks it to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 5.45 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance has time to take a bounce.
3 : 5.49 {rW} - Sees Greenery ahead and sends it his way.
3 : 5.54 {rW} - But in the way is Broken.
3 : 5.58 {lW} - Nobody's checking Broken.
3 : 6.02 - <<< ClarkeM is coming on to replace boncer34 >>>
3 : 6.1 {lW} - So Broken ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 6.16 {rHFF} - Eth and Grand Uncle Horace jostle for position.
3 : 6.2 {rHFF} - Delicious kick to Eth.
3 : 6.25 {rHFF} - Eth slowing down the play.
3 : 6.29 {rHFF} - This could be goal of the match.
3 : 6.33 {rHFF} - Punched through for a point by Grand Uncle Horace.
Serial Tongans : 5.3.33
Headless Dingsters : 7.4.46
3 : 6.41 {FB} - The ball is now with The Jesus.
3 : 6.45 {rHBF} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 6.49 {rHBF} - Deestroy drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 6.54 {lHFF} - Deestroy wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 6.58 {lHFF} - Big ... big kick by Deestroy.
3 : 7.01 {lHFF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Serial Tongans : 5.3.33
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
3 : 7.05 {C} - Big tap from lioness.
3 : 7.14 {lW} - Who wants it? Broken does. Great stuff.
3 : 7.18 {rHFF} - Eth calls for it.
3 : 7.22 {rHFF} - Grand Uncle Horace did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 7.26 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace is now off and running.
3 : 7.31 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 7.34 {lW} - Grand Uncle Horace's taken another bounce.
3 : 7.39 {lW} - He handpasses to U2tigers.
3 : 7.43 {lW} - No-one on the mark! U2tigers takes off and kicks long at goal.
3 : 7.47 {lW} - U2tigers thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Serial Tongans : 5.4.34
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52

Apparently this is what happens when Bono does not have Tigerturbulance assisting him.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 7.55 {FB} - Nobody's checking Ljp86.
3 : 8.01 {rBP} - A poor handpass but ClarkeM is up to the challenge.
3 : 8.03 {rBP} - Handpasses to loopy_cam.
3 : 8.07 {rBP} - loopy_cam takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 8.11 {lBP} - Huge handpass to Ljp86. As good as a kick.
3 : 8.16 {CHB} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 8.22 {CHB} - okeydoke7 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 8.26 {rHFF} - omgfridge slowing down the play.
3 : 8.3 {rHFF} - omgfridge nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 8.34 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 8.38 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards BLUEALLTHRU.
3 : 8.43 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 8.47 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU with all the time in the world.
3 : 8.51 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU boots toward an open goal.
3 : 8.55 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU kicks the goal.
Serial Tongans : 6.4.40
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
3 : 8.59 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from Tigerturbulance.
3 : 9.07 {lW} - loopy_cam scoops up the ball.
3 : 9.11 {C} - Flicks it to Mobbs.
3 : 9.16 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 9.2 {C} - He involves eagleskickass in the play.
3 : 9.23 {lHFF} - He looks for Deestroy.
3 : 9.28 {lHFF} - Falconista intercepts the kick and marks.
3 : 9.32 {rHBF} - Falconista hits the ground running.
3 : 9.36 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 9.4 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace can't mark but is able to control it.
3 : 9.45 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace has it.
3 : 9.49 {C} - He looks for Cadsky.
3 : 9.55 {C} - Cadsky can't mark. Mobbs can.
3 : 9.56 {lW} - Broken looking for a lead.
3 : 10.01 {CHF} - He rewards the BallaratBulldog lead.
3 : 10.05 {CHF} - Spoilt by TedDougChris.
3 : 10.09 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 10.13 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog crunched by TedDougChris! BallaratBulldog very slow to get up.
3 : 10.18 {CHB} - TedDougChris slowing down the play.
3 : 10.22 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Greenery.
3 : 10.28 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Broken.
3 : 10.32 {lW} - Broken tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 10.36 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Mobbs.
3 : 10.4 {C} - Mobbs FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.

Righteo TROGLODYTE, we know you created the SFA. No need to pre-program the sim to feed into your god-complex.

 

[Dingster]

Now kick a torp Mobbs

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 10.44 {C} - Mobbs sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 10.48 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 10.52 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Deestroy.
3 : 10.56 {lHFF} - Deestroy at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
3 : 11.01 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Deestroy.
3 : 11.05 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running eagleskickass.

Mobbs to Deestroy to EKA, that sequence was the ball bouncing between a collection of league awards..

3 : 11.11 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to loopy_cam.
3 : 11.13 {FF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 11.17 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 11.21 {FB} - With the ball is The Jesus.
3 : 11.25 {rHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of Falconista.
3 : 11.3 {rHBF} - Falconista and Deestroy both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 11.34 {rHFF} - Eth to send the ball forward.
3 : 11.38 {lHFF} - Sees Deestroy out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 11.42 {lHFF} - Falconista gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 11.46 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace has it.
3 : 11.5 {rW} - He rewards the Greenery lead.
3 : 11.54 {rW} - Over the back of the pack comes Greenery and plucks it out.
3 : 11.58 {rW} - Greenery with the ball now.
3 : 12.03 - <<< tony is coming on to replace FootyGuy13 >>>
3 : 12.11 {rW} - Greenery slowing down the play.
3 : 12.15 - <<< boncer34 is coming on to replace Broken >>>
3 : 12.23 {rW} - With the ball is Greenery.
3 : 12.27 {rW} - Greenery has time to take a bounce.
3 : 12.33 {rW} - Hands it off to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 12.37 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to GWS Goose.
3 : 12.41 {lW} - A short kick to U2tigers.
3 : 12.46 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 12.5 {lW} - Not enough pressure on U2tigers.
3 : 12.54 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
3 : 12.58 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 13.02 {rHFF} - A bit of space for omgfridge to utilise.
3 : 13.06 {lFP} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of por_please_ya.
3 : 13.1 {lFP} - ClarkeM upset the marking attempt by por_please_ya.
3 : 13.15 {lFP} - por_please_ya weaves through the congestion.
3 : 13.19 {lFP} - por_please_ya about twenty-five out.
3 : 13.23 {lFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Serial Tongans : 7.4.46
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
3 : 13.27 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
3 : 13.35 {lW} - U2tigers fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 13.39 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to GWS Goose.
3 : 13.43 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Callums_Guns.
3 : 13.48 {FF} - Chipmunk calls for it.
3 : 13.52 {FF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Pie 4 Life.
3 : 13.56 {FB} - Pie 4 Life has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14 {FB} - Long handpass to the running eagleskickass.
3 : 14.04 {FB} - Finds lioness with a handball.
3 : 14.08 {lHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 14.12 {lHBF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to omgfridge.
3 : 14.16 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns streaming down the ground.
3 : 14.21 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 14.25 {FF} - No-look handpass to Chipmunk.
3 : 14.29 {FF} - Chipmunk goes for goal.
3 : 14.35 {FF} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
Serial Tongans : 7.5.47
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
3 : 14.43 {FB} - Pie 4 Life has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14.48 {lHBF} - That kick makes it hard for croweater 41.
3 : 14.51 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of croweater 41.
3 : 14.55 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 15 {lHBF} - croweater 41 bounces the ball.
3 : 15.04 {lHBF} - croweater 41 kicks it straight out of bounds on the full.
3 : 15.08 {rHFF} - Now omgfridge has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 15.12 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by croweater 41 on omgfridge.
3 : 15.16 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has possession.
3 : 15.21 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards sausageroll.
3 : 15.24 {rHBF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Callums_Guns.
3 : 15.28 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns scoops up the ball.
3 : 15.33 {rFP} - That kick is a real floater.
3 : 15.37 {rFP} - Ljp86 claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 15.41 {lBP} - Ljp86 with all the time in the world.
3 : 15.45 {rBP} - Quick hands to ClarkeM.
3 : 15.49 {rBP} - Gives the ball to eagleskickass.
3 : 15.53 {CHB} - A worm burner to okeydoke7.
3 : 15.57 {CHB} - okeydoke7 pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
3 : 16.01 {CHB} - okeydoke7 looks downfield.
3 : 16.06 {rW} - A measured kick to beez.
3 : 16.1 {rW} - Delicious kick to beez.
3 : 16.14 {rW} - The ball is now with beez.
3 : 16.18 {C} - No-look handpass to Mobbs.
3 : 16.22 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 16.26 {lW} - A short kick to boncer34.
3 : 16.3 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 16.34 {rW} - Greenery takes off.
3 : 16.4 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to Callums_Guns.
3 : 16.45 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns can't take it.
3 : 16.49 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 16.53 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 16.57 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 17.01 {FF} - Chipmunk gets too far under the ball.
3 : 17.06 {FF} - Running with the ball is Chipmunk.
3 : 17.1 {FF} - Chipmunk has a shot at goal.
3 : 17.13 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Serial Tongans : 8.5.53
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52

FFS. The retired rodent really is going to win TWO games in one day for the Serial Tongans isn't he?

 

[DragoDelph]

Headless can’t hit what their eyes can’t see.

Younger, faster and mouthier

 

[Tonga Bob]

3 : 10.44 {C} - Mobbs sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 10.48 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 10.52 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Deestroy.
3 : 10.56 {lHFF} - Deestroy at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
3 : 11.01 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Deestroy.
3 : 11.05 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running eagleskickass.

Mobbs to Deestroy to EKA, that sequence was the ball bouncing between a collection of league awards..

3 : 11.11 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to loopy_cam.
3 : 11.13 {FF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 11.17 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 11.21 {FB} - With the ball is The Jesus.
3 : 11.25 {rHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of Falconista.
3 : 11.3 {rHBF} - Falconista and Deestroy both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 11.34 {rHFF} - Eth to send the ball forward.
3 : 11.38 {lHFF} - Sees Deestroy out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 11.42 {lHFF} - Falconista gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 11.46 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace has it.
3 : 11.5 {rW} - He rewards the Greenery lead.
3 : 11.54 {rW} - Over the back of the pack comes Greenery and plucks it out.
3 : 11.58 {rW} - Greenery with the ball now.
3 : 12.03 - <<< tony is coming on to replace FootyGuy13 >>>
3 : 12.11 {rW} - Greenery slowing down the play.
3 : 12.15 - <<< boncer34 is coming on to replace Broken >>>
3 : 12.23 {rW} - With the ball is Greenery.
3 : 12.27 {rW} - Greenery has time to take a bounce.
3 : 12.33 {rW} - Hands it off to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 12.37 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to GWS Goose.
3 : 12.41 {lW} - A short kick to U2tigers.
3 : 12.46 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 12.5 {lW} - Not enough pressure on U2tigers.
3 : 12.54 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
3 : 12.58 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 13.02 {rHFF} - A bit of space for omgfridge to utilise.
3 : 13.06 {lFP} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of por_please_ya.
3 : 13.1 {lFP} - ClarkeM upset the marking attempt by por_please_ya.
3 : 13.15 {lFP} - por_please_ya weaves through the congestion.
3 : 13.19 {lFP} - por_please_ya about twenty-five out.
3 : 13.23 {lFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Serial Tongans : 7.4.46
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
3 : 13.27 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
3 : 13.35 {lW} - U2tigers fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 13.39 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to GWS Goose.
3 : 13.43 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Callums_Guns.
3 : 13.48 {FF} - Chipmunk calls for it.
3 : 13.52 {FF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Pie 4 Life.
3 : 13.56 {FB} - Pie 4 Life has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14 {FB} - Long handpass to the running eagleskickass.
3 : 14.04 {FB} - Finds lioness with a handball.
3 : 14.08 {lHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 14.12 {lHBF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to omgfridge.
3 : 14.16 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns streaming down the ground.
3 : 14.21 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 14.25 {FF} - No-look handpass to Chipmunk.
3 : 14.29 {FF} - Chipmunk goes for goal.
3 : 14.35 {FF} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
Serial Tongans : 7.5.47
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
3 : 14.43 {FB} - Pie 4 Life has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14.48 {lHBF} - That kick makes it hard for croweater 41.
3 : 14.51 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of croweater 41.
3 : 14.55 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 15 {lHBF} - croweater 41 bounces the ball.
3 : 15.04 {lHBF} - croweater 41 kicks it straight out of bounds on the full.
3 : 15.08 {rHFF} - Now omgfridge has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 15.12 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by croweater 41 on omgfridge.
3 : 15.16 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has possession.
3 : 15.21 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards sausageroll.
3 : 15.24 {rHBF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Callums_Guns.
3 : 15.28 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns scoops up the ball.
3 : 15.33 {rFP} - That kick is a real floater.
3 : 15.37 {rFP} - Ljp86 claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 15.41 {lBP} - Ljp86 with all the time in the world.
3 : 15.45 {rBP} - Quick hands to ClarkeM.
3 : 15.49 {rBP} - Gives the ball to eagleskickass.
3 : 15.53 {CHB} - A worm burner to okeydoke7.
3 : 15.57 {CHB} - okeydoke7 pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
3 : 16.01 {CHB} - okeydoke7 looks downfield.
3 : 16.06 {rW} - A measured kick to beez.
3 : 16.1 {rW} - Delicious kick to beez.
3 : 16.14 {rW} - The ball is now with beez.
3 : 16.18 {C} - No-look handpass to Mobbs.
3 : 16.22 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 16.26 {lW} - A short kick to boncer34.
3 : 16.3 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 16.34 {rW} - Greenery takes off.
3 : 16.4 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to Callums_Guns.
3 : 16.45 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns can't take it.
3 : 16.49 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 16.53 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Tigerturbulance.
3 : 16.57 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 17.01 {FF} - Chipmunk gets too far under the ball.
3 : 17.06 {FF} - Running with the ball is Chipmunk.
3 : 17.1 {FF} - Chipmunk has a shot at goal.
3 : 17.13 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Serial Tongans : 8.5.53
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52

FFS. The retired rodent really is going to win TWO games in one day for the Serial Tongans isn't he?

If he does then Chipmunk should return to playing qooty.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 17.17 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Tigerturbulance.
3 : 17.26 {C} - Tigerturbulance with the ball now.
3 : 17.3 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
3 : 17.34 {rHFF} - croweater 41 drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 17.38 {rHFF} - omgfridge scoops up the ball.
3 : 17.42 {rHFF} - Looks like a change.
3 : 17.46 - <<< Barrybran is trading places with Tigerturbulance >>>

Elton Johns Wig hoping that this is a descriptor of the captaincy arrangement at the Old Boys that will save him from penalising his own team 15 times next season.

3 : 17.55 {rHFF} - omgfridge tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 17.59 {rHFF} - Great bump by croweater 41. omgfridge has not moved.
3 : 18.03 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is croweater 41.
3 : 18.07 {lHBF} - Just a touch to the back but the umpire spots it.
3 : 18.12 {rHFF} - omgfridge sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 18.15 {lFP} - He tries to find por_please_ya with a chip pass.
3 : 18.19 {lFP} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 18.23 {FB} - Pie 4 Life looking for a lead.
3 : 18.28 - <<< Footyguy13 is coming on to replace tony >>>
3 : 18.36 {FB} - The ball is now with Pie 4 Life.
3 : 18.42 {FB} - Pie 4 Life dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 18.46 {lBP} - No-look handpass to Ljp86.
3 : 18.51 {CHB} - Gives the ball to okeydoke7.
3 : 18.55 {CHB} - He involves loopy_cam in the play.
3 : 18.59 {CHB} - loopy_cam has time to take a bounce.
3 : 19.02 {CHB} - Ooof. BLUEALLTHRU blindsides okeydoke7 and I heard that from here.
3 : 19.07 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns streaming down the ground.
3 : 19.11 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards BLUEALLTHRU.
3 : 19.15 {CHF} - Too strong BLUEALLTHRU.
3 : 19.19 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 19.23 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU attacks the goalface.
3 : 19.28 {CHF} - That looked like a goal from here. But one behind only.
Serial Tongans : 8.6.54
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
3 : 19.36 {FB} - Ljp86 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 19.4 {rHBF} - A kick towards sausageroll territory.
3 : 19.44 {rHBF} - Callums_Guns comes in from the side to intercept.
3 : 19.48 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Callums_Guns.
3 : 19.52 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns is crunched in a tackle.
3 : 19.57 {rHBF} - sausageroll wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 20.01 {rHBF} - sausageroll nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 20.04 {rW} - sausageroll is still looking for options and takes another.
3 : 20.08 {C} - Quick hands to Mobbs.
3 : 20.13 {lW} - Handballs to boncer34.
3 : 20.17 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to beez.
3 : 20.21 {rW} - U2tigers monsters beez.
3 : 20.25 {lW} - U2tigers looking for a lead.
3 : 20.3 {rW} - A short kick to Greenery.
3 : 20.33 {rW} - Spoilt by boncer34.
3 : 20.37 {C} - Mobbs has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 20.42 {rHFF} - Pumps it long for Eth.
3 : 20.46 {rHFF} - Eth is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 20.52 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace with the ball now.
3 : 20.56 {lHBF} - That's deliberate out of bounds.
3 : 21 {lHFF} - Deestroy takes off.
3 : 21.04 {lHFF} - Deestroy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 21.08 {lFP} - He takes another.
3 : 21.13 {lFP} - Wow that tackle was far too high!.
3 : 21.17 {FB} - With the ball is The Jesus.
3 : 21.21 {FB} - Huge handpass to GWS Goose. As good as a kick.
3 : 21.25 {rBP} - He elects to use Tigerturbulance and kicks in that direction.
3 : 21.29 {rBP} - Tigerturbulance traps the ball beautifully.
3 : 21.33 {rBP} - With the ball is Tigerturbulance.
3 : 21.37 {lHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
3 : 21.42 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 21.46 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace hits the ground running.
3 : 21.5 - <<< ant555 is coming on to replace Mobbs >>>

Headless and Dingster getting serious now as they bring on the 7-time premiership star to replace the full time minecraft youtuber.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Headless can’t hit what their eyes can’t see.

Younger, faster and mouthier

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

@Elton Johns Wig hoping that this is a descriptor of the captaincy arrangement at the Old Boys that will save him from penalising his own team 15 times next season.

No fear, no favour. If those useless pricks can't fill out a team sheet, not my fault.

Still, Baz, good player.

OOBs sign Barrybran

 

[Kennedy Parker]

3 : 21.58 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Horace turns on the afterburners - look at him go.

WTF, did they get some mechanics to refit his mobility scooter with jet engines or something?

3 : 22.02 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Falconista.
3 : 22.06 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but TheInjuryFactory is up to the challenge.
3 : 22.1 {rHBF} - TheInjuryFactory sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 22.15 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory is still looking for options and takes another.
3 : 22.19 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Barrybran.
3 : 22.23 {lHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Callums_Guns.
3 : 22.27 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns takes a pearler.
3 : 22.31 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 22.35 {FF} - He sends the ball to Chipmunk.
3 : 22.39 {FF} - But he picks out the opposition.
3 : 22.43 {rBP} - ClarkeM looks downfield.
3 : 22.47 {FB} - Pie 4 Life screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 22.52 {FB} - Pie 4 Life takes that parallel to the ground..
3 : 22.58 {FB} - Pie 4 Life with the ball now.
3 : 23.02 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Ljp86.
3 : 23.06 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 23.1 {rBP} - ClarkeM in the best position takes the mark.
3 : 23.14 {rBP} - ClarkeM takes off.
3 : 23.18 {lHBF} - croweater 41 trying to offer a lead.
3 : 23.22 {lHBF} - omgfridge will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 23.27 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns slowing down the play.
3 : 23.31 {lHFF} - Handpasses to Barrybran.
3 : 23.35 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to GWS Goose.
3 : 23.39 {lHFF} - GWS Goose nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 23.43 {lHFF} - Finds Barrybran with a handball.
3 : 23.47 {lHFF} - Barrybran sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 23.51 {rHFF} - Hands it off to omgfridge.
3 : 23.55 {rHFF} - omgfridge nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 24 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Callums_Guns.
3 : 24.04 {FF} - Hurried kick towards Chipmunk.
3 : 24.08 {FF} - Pie 4 Life must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
3 : 24.12 {FB} - Pie 4 Life with the ball now.
3 : 24.16 {lHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 24.2 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of croweater 41.
3 : 24.24 {lHBF} - With the ball is croweater 41.
3 : 24.28 - <<< tony is coming on to replace Tigerturbulance >>>
3 : 24.37 {lHBF} - croweater 41 takes them on.
3 : 24.41 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 24.45 {rW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
3 : 24.49 {rW} - beez appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 24.53 {lW} - U2tigers sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 24.57 {lW} - A long looping handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Serial Tongans : 8.6.54
Headless Dingsters : 8.4.52
=====================================

 

[Kennedy Parker]

4 : 25.03 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
4 : .07 {C} - ant555 picks it up on the bounce.
4 : .12 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to lioness.
4 : .16 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : .2 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : .24 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : .28 {rHBF} - Falconista dances around Deestroy.
4 : .32 {lW} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : .36 {lW} - No mark taken as U2tigers and beez wrestle for position.
4 : .4 {lW} - Who wants it? U2tigers does. Great stuff.
4 : .45 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Greenery.
4 : .49 {CHF} - BLUEALLTHRU and okeydoke7 jostle for position.
4 : .53 {CHF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by okeydoke7.
4 : .57 {rHBF} - sausageroll with the ball now.
4 : 1.01 {rHBF} - Callums_Guns monsters sausageroll.
4 : 1.05 {CHF} - Taking the ball is BLUEALLTHRU.
4 : 1.09 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Callums_Guns.
4 : 1.13 {FF} - A measured kick in the direction of Chipmunk.
4 : 1.17 {FF} - The ball drops short of Chipmunk.
4 : 1.22 {lBP} - Ljp86 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 1.26 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to ClarkeM.
4 : 1.3 {rBP} - ClarkeM nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 1.34 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of croweater 41.
4 : 1.38 {lHBF} - Straight down the throat of the leading croweater 41.
4 : 1.42 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has it.
4 : 1.46 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to lioness.
4 : 1.51 {C} - ant555 presents.
4 : 1.55 {C} - At the back is ant555 who will take the mark.
4 : 2.01 {C} - ant555 looks downfield.
4 : 2.05 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily loopy_cam was well placed to clean up.
4 : 2.09 {CHF} - loopy_cam is crunched in a tackle by GWS Goose.
4 : 2.13 {CHB} - The bounce favours TedDougChris and he is off and running.
4 : 2.17 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 2.21 {rW} - Good grab Greenery.
4 : 2.25 {rW} - Greenery looking for a lead.
4 : 2.3 {CHF} - Hurried kick towards BLUEALLTHRU.
4 : 2.34 {CHF} - okeydoke7 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.

A legendary defender at work here.

4 : 2.38 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has it.
4 : 2.42 {lW} - He involves lioness in the play.
4 : 2.46 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 2.5 {CHF} - TedDougChris upset the marking attempt by BallaratBulldog.
4 : 2.54 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 2.58 {CHF} - BallaratBulldog bombs it into the forward line.
4 : 3.02 {CHF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Serial Tongans : 8.6.54
Headless Dingsters : 9.4.58