Official Match Thread Season 36, Round 14 (Heritage Round): Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Tonga Bob]

And speaking of Charlie the Wonderdog, today's qooty weather forecast comes straight from this episode!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Seriously though, how realistic are the kids' attempts at biting into the corn? Reminiscent of the Pissweak Kids from Charlie the Wonderdog.

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Simulated acting. Sublime.

 

[Wosh]

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Match commencing shortly ... CIW v GCR

                       GCR
toxic                       Purple7x08_24            SBYM
Smartys Power               grumbleguts              hotchilli

spudmaster                  Dinsdale                 CursingFijian
Bianconeri                  nahnah                   gouki88

FootyGuy13                  zackah                   Ocha905
Brenton Davy                SarahSmiles              krakouers

Agent93                     Reginald Perrin          Freofalcon
MrPremiership               Ulahoopski               Lomas

TubbsFarquhar               The Filth Wizard         Piggy Smalls
Camros2                     Cadsky                   Memphis
                            CIW

CIW Foll : pantskyle, Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory
GCR Foll : GreyCrow, Membling, CakeEater

CIW INT : Mofra, Mesc
GCR INT : Blacky, brahj

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Coney Island Warriors: Dinsdale Tonga Bob
Gold City Royals FFC: Lomas SarahSmiles Brenton Davy Membling CakeEater

[Round 14], Conditions for this match - RAINY

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Give us some love please Wosh

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Let’s go Wazas! Time to wrap up our spot in… (checks calendar)… November!

 

[Piggy Smalls]

 

[Wosh]

1 : 0 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : .1 {lW} - Brenton Davy with a moment to look downfield.
1 : .16 {rW} - Sees krakouers out of the corner of his eye.
1 : .2 {rW} - What a shocking kick - straight to Ocha905.
1 : .26 {lW} - Taking the ball is Ocha905
1 : .3 {rW} - A quick handpass to FootyGuy13
1 : .34 {rW} - A quick handpass to Tonga Bob.
1 : .4 {CHF} - He rewards the Reginald Perrin lead.
1 : .45 {CHF} - The ball drops short of Reginald Perrin.
1 : .51 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but Reginald Perrin wins possession.
1 : .55 {CHF} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
1 : .59 - <<< toxic is trading places with Reginald Perrin >>>
1 : 1.09 {CHF} - toxic sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.15 {CHF} - Flicks it to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 1.22 {CHF} - No-one on the mark! TheInjuryFactory takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 1.26 {CHF} - A wayward kick from TheInjuryFactory. A minor score.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.1.1
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 1.34 {FB} - Now Cadsky has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.4 {FB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 1.45 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 1.51 {rHBF} - Great grab by Lomas.
1 : 1.55 {rHBF} - Lomas has possession.
1 : 1.59 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to MrPremiership. As good as a kick.
1 : 2.05 {CHB} - Ulahoopski on the end of this.
1 : 2.09 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 2.15 {lHBF} - MrPremiership is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 2.19 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Agent93.
1 : 2.25 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 2.3 {FF} - The Filth Wizard and Cadsky jostle for position.
1 : 2.34 {FF} - The Filth Wizard appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 2.4 {rBP} - Memphis has possession.
1 : 2.44 - <<< Blacky is coming on to replace Camros2 >>>
1 : 2.54 {rBP} - With the ball is Memphis.
1 : 2.58 {rBP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 3.05 {rHBF} - He has another one.
1 : 3.09 {CHB} - He transfers play using Ulahoopski.
1 : 3.15 {CHB} - toxic will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 3.19 {CHF} - toxic signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.25 {lHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 3.3 {lHFF} - Freofalcon takes the mark.
1 : 3.33 {lHFF} - Freofalcon has it.
1 : 3.4 {lHFF} - pantskyle runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 3.44 {rFP} - Sees TubbsFarquhar ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 3.5 {rFP} - Nice grab by TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 3.54 {rFP} - TubbsFarquhar with the ball now.
1 : 3.58 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 4.04 {rFP} - Tapped through for a behind by Blacky.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.2.2
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 4.15 {FB} - Memphis looking for a lead.
1 : 4.19 {lHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of MrPremiership.
1 : 4.25 {lHBF} - Agent93 comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 4.29 {CHF} - Nobody's checking toxic.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Agent93.
1 : 4.39 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Freofalcon.
1 : 4.43 {CHF} - He transfers play using toxic.
1 : 4.48 {CHF} - Ulahoopski was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 4.54 {CHB} - Now Ulahoopski has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.58 {lW} - A short kick to Brenton Davy.
1 : 5.04 {lW} - FootyGuy13 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 5.09 {rW} - FootyGuy13 with the ball now.
1 : 5.15 {rW} - Finds Tonga Bob with a handball.
1 : 5.19 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Ulahoopski.
1 : 5.29 {CHB} - Ulahoopski wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.33 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Lomas.
1 : 5.39 {rHBF} - But there's a push-out.
1 : 5.43 {rHFF} - Agent93 takes off.
1 : 5.48 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Freofalcon was well placed to clean up.
1 : 5.54 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 5.58 {FF} - He tries to find The Filth Wizard with a chip pass.
1 : 6.04 {FF} - Cadsky claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 6.08 {FF} - The Filth Wizard looking for a lead.
1 : 6.15 {FF} - The Filth Wizard opens up the goalface.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.0.0

 

[Dinsdale]

I just looked out of the window and it's nice and sunny outside. I wanna bless the rains but there's no rains here.

Here, no rains.

I blessed the rains down in Africa

I'm fully expecting a fair and even game from the Sim. I the Sim.

 

[Wosh]

1 : 6.28 {FB} - Cadsky signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.33 - <<< brahj is coming on to replace Blacky >>>
1 : 6.43 {FB} - Cadsky has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.49 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Memphis.
1 : 6.54 {CHB} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Ulahoopski.
1 : 6.58 {CHB} - Ulahoopski appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 7.04 {CHB} - Ulahoopski looking for a lead.
1 : 7.08 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Lomas
1 : 7.14 {C} - SarahSmiles presents on a long lead.
1 : 7.18 {C} - SarahSmiles reads the kick best and marks well in front of zackah.
1 : 7.22 {C} - The ball is now with SarahSmiles.
1 : 7.28 {lW} - Finds Brenton Davy with a handball.
1 : 7.33 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to SarahSmiles
1 : 7.39 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to Bianconeri
1 : 7.43 {lHFF} - spudmaster intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 7.49 {lHBF} - CursingFijian has possession.
1 : 7.54 {rW} - He looks for FootyGuy13.
1 : 7.57 {rW} - FootyGuy13 uses Brenton Davy as a stepladder. Great mark.
1 : 8.04 {rW} - FootyGuy13 has possession.
1 : 8.07 {C} - He tries to find zackah with a chip pass.
1 : 8.14 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 8.18 {C} - zackah with a little space.
1 : 8.22 - <<< Blacky is coming on to replace Memphis >>>
1 : 8.32 {C} - zackah is now off and running.
1 : 8.38 {rW} - FootyGuy13 receives his handpass.
1 : 8.43 {rW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 8.49 {rW} - No-look handpass to pantskyle.
1 : 8.53 {rW} - Crackerjack bump by CakeEater on pantskyle.
1 : 8.57 {lW} - Quality gather by Brenton Davy.
1 : 9.03 - <<< Mesc is coming on to replace zackah >>>
1 : 9.11 {lW} - Brenton Davy sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 9.18 - <<< Mofra is coming on to replace SBYM >>>

 

[Wosh]

1 : 9.28 {lW} - Brenton Davy dances around FootyGuy13.
1 : 9.32 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 9.38 {lW} - Membling runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 9.42 {lHFF} - He handpasses to GreyCrow.
1 : 9.46 {lFP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Membling.
1 : 9.52 {lFP} - Watch out! Oh! Tonga Bob has laid Membling out flat.
1 : 9.57 {rBP} - Reginald Perrin has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.03 {CHB} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Dinsdale.
1 : 10.07 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 10.11 {CHB} - Dinsdale fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 10.18 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running pantskyle.
1 : 10.22 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 10.28 {rHBF} - spudmaster is outmarked by Bianconeri.
1 : 10.32 {lHFF} - A bit of space for Bianconeri to utilise.
1 : 10.38 {lHFF} - A pretty obvious push in the back by Bianconeri.
1 : 10.42 {CHB} - Dinsdale with the ball now.
1 : 10.46 {lW} - He tries to find Ocha905 with a chip pass.
1 : 10.52 {lW} - Ocha905 uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
1 : 10.56 {lW} - So Ocha905 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.03 {CHF} - A worm burner to toxic.
1 : 11.07 {CHF} - Over the head of toxic.
1 : 11.11 {CHB} - The ball is now with Ulahoopski.
1 : 11.17 {lW} - The kick seeks out Brenton Davy.
1 : 11.21 {lW} - Brenton Davy gets too far under the ball.
1 : 11.27 {lW} - Ocha905 to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.31 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 11.38 {rW} - FootyGuy13 and Brenton Davy both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 11.41 {rW} - Taking the ball is FootyGuy13.
1 : 11.46 {lHFF} - Freofalcon presents.
1 : 11.52 {lHFF} - Top mark Lomas.
1 : 11.56 {rHBF} - Lomas threads his way through traffic.
1 : 12.03 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 12.07 {rW} - He has another one.
1 : 12.11 {rW} - A poor handpass but krakouers is up to the challenge.
1 : 12.17 {CHF} - He kicks towards nahnah and Dinsdale.
1 : 12.21 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 12.27 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but nahnah wins possession.
1 : 12.31 {rHFF} - Hands it off to gouki88.
1 : 12.37 {lFP} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Smartys Power.
1 : 12.41 {lFP} - But Reginald Perrin is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 12.46 {rBP} - Reginald Perrin signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.52 {rBP} - Reginald Perrin has been penalised for a throw.
1 : 12.56 {FF} - grumbleguts with the ball now.
1 : 13.02 {FF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 13.07 {FF} - grumbleguts sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 13.1 {FF} - Haha grumbleguts completely shanked it. Lucky to be a behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.1.1

 

[Wosh]

This reminds me of the first Heritage Game

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This reminds me of the first Heritage Game

Please don’t.

I already eliminated that thought.

 

[Wosh]

1 : 13.21 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 has it.
1 : 13.27 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 13.31 {FB} - Finds pantskyle with a handball.
1 : 13.37 {lBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Mofra.
1 : 13.41 {CHB} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 13.45 {CHB} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 13.52 {lHFF} - Bianconeri takes off.
1 : 13.56 {lHFF} - He's brought down by spudmaster.
1 : 14.02 {rHBF} - spudmaster sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 14.06 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Mesc was well placed to clean up.
1 : 14.1 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards FootyGuy13.
1 : 14.16 {rW} - But in the way is Brenton Davy.
1 : 14.21 {lW} - Brenton Davy to send the ball forward.
1 : 14.26 {rHFF} - Kicks to a contest - gouki88 looks to get to thre front.
1 : 14.31 {rHFF} - Spoilt by CursingFijian.
1 : 14.35 {rHFF} - gouki88 fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 14.41 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Bianconeri.
1 : 14.45 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 14.51 {CHF} - Sees nahnah out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 14.55 {CHF} - nahnah plucks that milimetres off the turf.
1 : 15.01 {CHF} - Now nahnah has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.06 {rHFF} - Quick hands to gouki88.
1 : 15.1 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Membling.
1 : 15.16 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to CakeEater.
1 : 15.21 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to gouki88.
1 : 15.26 {FF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 15.31 {FF} - Shocking kick and Purple7x08_24 will take the mark.
1 : 15.35 {rBP} - So Reginald Perrin ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 15.41 {rBP} - Reginald Perrin takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 15.45 {lHBF} - Boots the ball toward CursingFijian.
1 : 15.51 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 15.55 {CHF} - nahnah slowing down the play.
1 : 16.01 {FF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 16.06 {FF} - The ball drops short of grumbleguts.
1 : 16.1 {FF} - Taking the ball is grumbleguts.
1 : 16.16 - <<< Memphis is coming on to replace Blacky >>>
1 : 16.27 {FF} - grumbleguts does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 16.3 {FF} - He goes for goal.
1 : 16.34 {FF} - It's a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
Gold City Royals FFC : 1.1.7

 

[Wosh]

1 : 16.4 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 17.49 {C} - Mesc fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 17.51 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 17.51 {C} - TheInjuryFactory crunched by GreyCrow ! TheInjuryFactory very slow to get up.
1 : 17.51 {C} - SarahSmiles fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 17.51 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to Membling.
1 : 17.51 {FF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 17.53 {FF} - But Purple7x08_24 is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 17.53 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 17.53 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 didn't see that tackle coming from grumbleguts.
1 : 17.53 {lFP} - Smartys Power has a paddock.
1 : 17.53 {lFP} - Smartys Power lines up the sticks.
1 : 17.53 {lFP} - That's a telling goal from Smartys Power.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13

 

[Wosh]

1 : 17.55 {C} - The ball is bounced and pantskyle gets the tap.
1 : 18.01 {C} - Who wants it? Mesc does. Great stuff.
1 : 18.05 {C} - Mesc has time to take a bounce.
1 : 18.09 {rHFF} - Agent93 trying to offer a lead.
1 : 18.15 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 18.19 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but MrPremiership wins possession.
1 : 18.23 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily GreyCrow was well placed to clean up.
1 : 18.3 {lHBF} - GreyCrow sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 18.34 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 18.4 {rHBF} - Freofalcon gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 18.45 {rHBF} - Lomas sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 18.51 {rHBF} - Ooof. Freofalcon blindsides Lomas and I heard that from here.
1 : 18.55 {CHF} - toxic sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 18.58 {CHF} - TheInjuryFactory on the end of this.
1 : 19.05 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Freofalcon.
1 : 19.09 {rFP} - He rewards the TubbsFarquhar lead.
1 : 19.15 {rFP} - TubbsFarquhar appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 19.19 {lBP} - brahj has possession.
1 : 19.23 {FB} - He handpasses to Cadsky.
1 : 19.3 {lBP} - brahj on the end of this.
1 : 19.34 {CHB} - A kick in the general direction of Ulahoopski.
1 : 19.4 {CHB} - Ulahoopski takes the mark on the second attempt.
1 : 19.44 {CHB} - Ulahoopski signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 19.5 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to krakouers.
1 : 19.54 {rW} - krakouers misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Ocha905.
1 : 19.58 {lW} - Ocha905 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 20.04 {C} - Mesc screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 20.08 {C} - Mesc can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 20.15 {C} - SarahSmiles slowing down the play.
1 : 20.19 {C} - What a tackle by Mesc.
1 : 20.23 {C} - Mesc with the ball now.
1 : 20.3 {C} - Crunching tackle by SarahSmiles.
1 : 20.34 {C} - Now SarahSmiles has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.4 {C} - Hands it off to GreyCrow.
1 : 20.44 {C} - He handpasses to CakeEater.
1 : 20.5 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards krakouers.
1 : 20.54 {rW} - krakouers appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 20.58 {rW} - krakouers breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 21.04 {CHF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of nahnah.
1 : 21.08 {CHF} - Big mark by Dinsdale!.
1 : 21.15 {CHB} - Dinsdale has a paddock.
1 : 21.19 {lW} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 21.25 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 21.29 {lW} - Ocha905 scoops up the ball.
1 : 21.33 {lW} - Ocha905 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 21.39 {lHFF} - Ocha905 is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 21.43 {lHFF} - Freofalcon didn't see that tackle coming from Lomas.
1 : 21.5 {CHB} - Ulahoopski looks downfield.
1 : 21.53 {C} - Gets a handpass away to CakeEater.
1 : 21.58 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 22.04 {lW} - But FootyGuy13 is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 22.08 {rW} - FootyGuy13 has a paddock.
1 : 22.15 {C} - He tries to find Mesc with a chip pass.
1 : 22.18 {C} - The ball drops short of Mesc.
1 : 22.25 {C} - SarahSmiles with all the time in the world.
1 : 22.29 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to krakouers.
1 : 22.33 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 22.39 {lW} - He elects to use Brenton Davy and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.43 {lW} - FootyGuy13 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 22.47 {lW} - With the ball is Brenton Davy.
1 : 22.53 {lW} - Handpasses to Membling.
1 : 22.58 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 23.04 {CHF} - Great saving mark taken by Dinsdale.
1 : 23.08 {lHBF} - Now CursingFijian has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 23.14 {rW} - Sees FootyGuy13 ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 23.18 {rW} - FootyGuy13 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 23.22 {lW} - Brenton Davy looks downfield.
1 : 23.28 {CHF} - A short kick to nahnah.
1 : 23.32 {CHF} - The ball drops short of nahnah.
1 : 23.39 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but nahnah wins possession.
1 : 23.43 - <<< zackah is coming on to replace Tonga Bob >>>
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but nahnah wins possession.
1 : 23.57 {CHF} - nahnah nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 24.04 {FF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 24.08 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 24.14 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 24.18 {rHBF} - His kick is towards spudmaster.
1 : 24.22 {rHBF} - Nice grab by spudmaster.
1 : 24.28 {rHBF} - spudmaster wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 24.32 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to CursingFijian.
1 : 24.38 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to Mesc.
1 : 24.43 {C} - In the right place at the right time is Mesc who marks.
1 : 24.47 {C} - Mesc looks downfield.
1 : 24.53 {C} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
1 : 24.57 {C} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13
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[The Filth Wizard]

Even Smartys is scoring points off us at the moment.

 

[Wosh]

Coney Island Warriors : 1.3.9
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13
2 : 25.03 {C} - pantskyle times his jump well and wins the tap.
2 : .1 {rW} - FootyGuy13 with all the time in the world.
2 : .13 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to pantskyle.
2 : .18 {lHFF} - A short kick to Freofalcon.
2 : .24 {lHFF} - Over the head of Freofalcon.
2 : .28 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Lomas to utilise.
2 : .34 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to GreyCrow.
2 : .38 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : .43 {lW} - Howzat? Great mark to Brenton Davy at full stretch to his left.
2 : .49 {lW} - Brenton Davy to send the ball forward.
2 : .53 {lW} - He gets a handpass to CakeEater.
2 : .59 {lW} - pantskyle drags CakeEater down beautifully.
2 : 1.03 {rW} - FootyGuy13 looking for a lead.
2 : 1.09 {C} - Gives the ball to Mesc.
2 : 1.13 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 1.17 {lW} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to Ocha905.
2 : 1.23 {lW} - Nobody's checking Ocha905.
2 : 1.28 {C} - Mesc on the end of this.
2 : 1.34 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 1.38 {rHFF} - Good grab Agent93.
2 : 1.42 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Agent93.
2 : 1.49 {lFP} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 1.52 {lFP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 1.59 {rBP} - With the ball is Memphis.
2 : 2.03 {lBP} - Handpasses to brahj.
2 : 2.09 {CHB} - Ulahoopski calls for it.
2 : 2.13 {CHB} - But he picks out toxic.
2 : 2.17 {CHF} - toxic takes off.
2 : 2.24 {FF} - A spearing pass towards The Filth Wizard.
2 : 2.28 {FF} - Poor effort from The Filth Wizard and Cadsky takes the mark.
2 : 2.34 {FB} - So Cadsky ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 2.38 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Membling.
2 : 2.42 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Memphis.
2 : 2.48 {CHB} - Kicks in the direction of Ulahoopski.
2 : 2.52 {CHB} - He can't hold it.
2 : 2.58 {lHFF} - Freofalcon has it.
2 : 3.02 {lW} - Passes to zackah by hand.
2 : 3.07 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Freofalcon.
2 : 3.13 {FF} - He sends the ball to The Filth Wizard.
2 : 3.17 {FF} - Cadsky did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 3.23 {FF} - The Filth Wizard sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 3.27 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
2 : 3.33 {FF} - That's a terrible miss.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.4.10
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13

 

[Dinsdale]

I almost missed the game as my PC decided it was in Alaska so the time was wrong

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[Tonga Bob]

1 : 16.4 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 17.49 {C} - Mesc fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 17.51 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 17.51 {C} - TheInjuryFactory crunched by GreyCrow ! TheInjuryFactory very slow to get up.
1 : 17.51 {C} - SarahSmiles fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 17.51 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to Membling.
1 : 17.51 {FF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 17.53 {FF} - But Purple7x08_24 is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 17.53 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 17.53 {FB} - Purple7x08_24 didn't see that tackle coming from grumbleguts.
1 : 17.53 {lFP} - Smartys Power has a paddock.
1 : 17.53 {lFP} - Smartys Power lines up the sticks.
1 : 17.53 {lFP} - That's a telling goal from Smartys Power.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13

 

[Wosh]

2 : 3.42 {FB} - Memphis wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 3.48 {rHBF} - A worm burner to Lomas.
2 : 3.52 {rHBF} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to Lomas.
2 : 3.58 {rHBF} - Lomas slowing down the play.
2 : 4.03 {rHBF} - Passes to CakeEater by hand.
2 : 4.07 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 4.13 {CHB} - Hands it off to Ulahoopski.
2 : 4.17 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to GreyCrow.
2 : 4.23 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Membling is up to the challenge.
2 : 4.27 {CHB} - Quick hands to CakeEater.
2 : 4.33 {CHB} - OOOOOOOooohh... pantskyle has poleaxed CakeEater.
2 : 4.37 {CHF} - With the ball is toxic.
2 : 4.41 {CHF} - No-look handpass to pantskyle.
2 : 4.48 {FF} - He handpasses to zackah.
2 : 4.52 {FF} - zackah trying to put his stamp on the game.
2 : 4.58 {FF} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 2.4.16
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Good start here boys

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

1 : 0 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : .1 {lW} - Brenton Davy with a moment to look downfield.
1 : .16 {rW} - Sees krakouers out of the corner of his eye.
1 : .2 {rW} - What a shocking kick - straight to Ocha905.
1 : .26 {lW} - Taking the ball is Ocha905
1 : .3 {rW} - A quick handpass to FootyGuy13
1 : .34 {rW} - A quick handpass to Tonga Bob.
1 : .4 {CHF} - He rewards the Reginald Perrin lead.
1 : .45 {CHF} - The ball drops short of Reginald Perrin.
1 : .51 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but Reginald Perrin wins possession.
1 : .55 {CHF} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
1 : .59 - <<< toxic is trading places with Reginald Perrin >>>
1 : 1.09 {CHF} - toxic sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.15 {CHF} - Flicks it to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 1.22 {CHF} - No-one on the mark! TheInjuryFactory takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 1.26 {CHF} - A wayward kick from TheInjuryFactory. A minor score.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.1.1
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 1.34 {FB} - Now Cadsky has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.4 {FB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 1.45 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 1.51 {rHBF} - Great grab by Lomas.
1 : 1.55 {rHBF} - Lomas has possession.
1 : 1.59 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to MrPremiership. As good as a kick.
1 : 2.05 {CHB} - Ulahoopski on the end of this.
1 : 2.09 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 2.15 {lHBF} - MrPremiership is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 2.19 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Agent93.
1 : 2.25 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 2.3 {FF} - The Filth Wizard and Cadsky jostle for position.
1 : 2.34 {FF} - The Filth Wizard appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 2.4 {rBP} - Memphis has possession.
1 : 2.44 - <<< Blacky is coming on to replace Camros2 >>>
1 : 2.54 {rBP} - With the ball is Memphis.
1 : 2.58 {rBP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 3.05 {rHBF} - He has another one.
1 : 3.09 {CHB} - He transfers play using Ulahoopski.
1 : 3.15 {CHB} - toxic will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 3.19 {CHF} - toxic signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.25 {lHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 3.3 {lHFF} - Freofalcon takes the mark.
1 : 3.33 {lHFF} - Freofalcon has it.
1 : 3.4 {lHFF} - pantskyle runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 3.44 {rFP} - Sees TubbsFarquhar ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 3.5 {rFP} - Nice grab by TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 3.54 {rFP} - TubbsFarquhar with the ball now.
1 : 3.58 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 4.04 {rFP} - Tapped through for a behind by Blacky.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.2.2
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 4.15 {FB} - Memphis looking for a lead.
1 : 4.19 {lHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of MrPremiership.
1 : 4.25 {lHBF} - Agent93 comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 4.29 {CHF} - Nobody's checking toxic.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Agent93.
1 : 4.39 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Freofalcon.
1 : 4.43 {CHF} - He transfers play using toxic.
1 : 4.48 {CHF} - Ulahoopski was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 4.54 {CHB} - Now Ulahoopski has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.58 {lW} - A short kick to Brenton Davy.
1 : 5.04 {lW} - FootyGuy13 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 5.09 {rW} - FootyGuy13 with the ball now.
1 : 5.15 {rW} - Finds Tonga Bob with a handball.
1 : 5.19 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Ulahoopski.
1 : 5.29 {CHB} - Ulahoopski wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.33 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Lomas.
1 : 5.39 {rHBF} - But there's a push-out.
1 : 5.43 {rHFF} - Agent93 takes off.
1 : 5.48 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Freofalcon was well placed to clean up.
1 : 5.54 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 5.58 {FF} - He tries to find The Filth Wizard with a chip pass.
1 : 6.04 {FF} - Cadsky claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 6.08 {FF} - The Filth Wizard looking for a lead.
1 : 6.15 {FF} - The Filth Wizard opens up the goalface.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.3.3
Gold City Royals FFC : 0.0.0

A DISPOSAL!

 

[Wosh]

2 : 5.02 {C} - GreyCrow wins the hitout unopposed.
2 : 5.12 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 5.16 {rW} - He involves FootyGuy13 in the play.
2 : 5.23 {C} - He involves Mesc in the play.
2 : 5.26 {C} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
2 : 5.33 {C} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.4.22
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.1.13
2 : 5.37 {C} - GreyCrow waits and wins the hitout.
2 : 5.48 {rW} - krakouers picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 5.52 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Brenton Davy.
2 : 5.58 {CHF} - An underground handpass to nahnah.
2 : 6.02 {CHF} - nahnah goes for a long goal.
2 : 6.06 {CHF} - He has missed.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.4.22
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.2.14
2 : 6.16 {FB} - With the ball is Reginald Perrin.
2 : 6.22 {lBP} - Mofra on the end of this.
2 : 6.26 {CHB} - A short kick to Dinsdale.
2 : 6.33 {CHB} - Dinsdale is outmarked by nahnah.
2 : 6.37 {CHF} - nahnah sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 6.41 {CHF} - Dinsdale was taken round the ankles.
2 : 6.48 {lHBF} - CursingFijian with the ball now.
2 : 6.52 {lHBF} - CursingFijian is crunched in a tackle by gouki88.
2 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Bianconeri does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 7.02 {lHFF} - Bianconeri seems to like his chances ....
2 : 7.05 {lHFF} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.4.22
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.3.15

 

[Dinsdale]

2 : 4.52 {FF} - @zackah trying to put his stamp on the game.
2 : 4.58 {FF} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.

he's beautiful even when he's ugly