Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 2 - The Bing Match Preview - Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

[DragoDelph]

AS PROMISED, THE LEAST EFFORT POSSIBLE PREVIEW IS HERE

This Sunday, the Coney Island Warriors and the Baghdad Bombers will face off at Van Cortlandt Park in a match that could decide who avoids the bottom of the table. Both teams are coming off disappointing defeats last week and are looking for a chance to redeem themselves. The Warriors have a slight edge in offense, but the Bombers have a stronger defense. It will be a close and exciting game, as both sides will fight hard to avoid being the losers of the league.
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Leadership Groups:

Jabba73 (VC) Kilroy (VC) Pugsley © gab213 (LG) JustaBattler (LG) Grav (LG) snozulu (LG) KohPhi (LG)

FootyGuy13 (VC) pantskyle (LG) The Filth Wizard (LG) TheInjuryFactory (LG) Tonga Bob © spudmaster (LG) Dinsdale (LG) Agent93 (LG)

HAVE AT IT FOLKS

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[The Filth Wizard]

Present.

 

[Pugsley]

Good morning team. Good morning Warriors.

 

[pantskyle]

Present.

wtf

 

[The Filth Wizard]

wtf

If there is a zip line video of a robot bear, use that.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What do you call it when something is phoned in but the phone says "yeah nah I can't actually be arsed aye"? Anyhoo, thank you for your effort DragoDelph we appreciate you kicking things off in such a Swedish Death Cleaning manner.

Morning Wazzas. Morning Babylonians.

 

[Tonga Bob]

If there is a zip line video of a robot bear, use that.

pantskyle is a robot bear? I've been misled this whole time.

 

[Dinsdale]

Here we go again.

At least the bombres are tolerable.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Here we go again.

At least the bombres are tolerable.

If you jinx this I will be so angry.

 

[Dinsdale]

If you jinx this I will be so angry.

not jinxing nothing, havent even mentioned it.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Hello Warriors

 

[pantskyle]

If there is a zip line video of a robot bear, use that.

A what?

You're on thin ice bud.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

A what?

You're on thin ice bud.

 

[gab213]

Good morning all, looking forward to a good week, hopefully culminating in a Baghdad victory.

 

[Dinsdale]

Good morning all, looking forward to a good week, hopefully culminating in a Baghdad victory.

you'd be used to disappointment I'm guessing, so when Friday 3 rolls around it should be too hard to take.

 

[pantskyle]

Knock knock

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Knock knock

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

مرحبا القاذفات

 

[Tonga Bob]

مرحبا القاذفات

Just past 11am

 

[Dinsdale]

Obviously the restraining order hasn't worked

 

[Bovo]

Here we go again.

At least the bombres are tolerable.

It’s talk like this that boils my piss! How dare you insult us like that. Tolerable? Tolerable? I’ll have you know we are lactose intolerant, wheat intolerant, water intolerant, niceties intolerant. Intolerant intolerant! Be better!

 

[pantskyle]

* OFF

 

[The Filth Wizard]

* OFF

 

[Tonga Bob]

It’s talk like this that boils my piss! How dare you insult us like that. Tolerable? Tolerable? I’ll have you know we are lactose intolerant, wheat intolerant, water intolerant, niceties intolerant. Intolerant intolerant! Be better!

Piss intolerant as well if you have to boil it.

 

[Dinsdale]

It’s talk like this that boils my piss! How dare you insult us like that. Tolerable? Tolerable? I’ll have you know we are lactose intolerant, wheat intolerant, water intolerant, niceties intolerant. Intolerant intolerant! Be better!

Try boiling water instead, it will make your cuppa taste much better.