Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Coney Island Warriors v Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park

[Mesc]

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Despite the four goals i still think the sim is a w***er. May it’s dot be infested with the flies of a thousand camels this coming week.
Humans - thanks for the week even if I spent most of it dying in bed.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Despite the four goals i still think the sim is a w***er. May it’s dot be infested with the flies of a thousand camels this coming week.
Humans - thanks for the week even if I spent most of it dying in bed.

The funny thing is those four goals could have been TIF's.

 

[Gralin]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well played Deez, you got us again. Thanks for stopping by, all the best to you and yours.

Shut up Wosh

Wazzas I don't want to say I told you so, so I won't.

philreich I'm not even mad. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

 

[toxic]

This is disgraceful

I demand an enquiry

 

[Wosh]

Gralin whats our recent record against the blobfish?

Bad luck zackah you’re cooked again

 

[Tonga Bob]

This is disgraceful

I demand an enquiry

Please fill out an enquiry form.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

This is disgraceful

I demand an enquiry

Good idea. I will grab the pitchforks

 

[Dinsdale]

I promised Dinsdale I wouldn't bring that up again

You self shamed yourself badly with that one

 

[Wosh]

Sorry Wazzas, don’t worry it’s only R5 and things can turn around quickly.



Love you guys and thanks for the week!

 

[Mesc]

Oh well back to sleep for this idiot .

Well done on the win Sim , oops I mean Dee’s.

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs DEM SENIORS
CIW               4    3        7    7        10   8        16   9    105      
DEM               4    1        7    8        11   11       17   14   116      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DEM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Freofalcon  0  9  1  8  0  0  0  0  0   46  sante        0  5  2  10 1  1  1  0  0   43
Mesc        0  10 6  8  1  1  1  0  0   66  Wosh         0  3  2  5  1  0  0  0  0   29
TubbsFarqu  0  5  2  4  0  1  0  0  0   30  Headless     0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
TheInjuryF  0  1  2  5  1  0  1  0  0   20  cartwright   0  8  6  5  1  0  0  0  0   56
Dinsdale    0  12 6  3  1  0  1  0  0   61  jmoo wan     0  7  5  4  0  0  0  0  0   44
Purple7x08  0  6  7  12 1  0  1  0  0   64  DERO         0  4  3  6  3  1  2  0  0   40
Piggy Smal  0  14 3  5  2  2  0  4  0   95  Yakker       0  13 4  12 1  0  1  1  1   83
Raveneyes   0  6  10 6  1  0  2  0  0   58  Gralin       0  11 7  7  2  0  2  2  0   82
toxic       0  4  4  9  0  1  2  0  0   37  DemonJim     0  11 6  13 3  0  4  0  1   78
Reginald P  0  4  3  4  0  0  0  2  0   41  Truetiger    0  8  7  13 2  0  0  1  0   85
spudmaster  0  7  5  3  0  0  0  0  2   44  cooney       0  7  3  7  0  0  0  2  0   56
Mofra       0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  Bluelegs     0  3  2  0  0  0  1  1  1   19
zackah      0  3  0  0  1  0  0  1  2   21  sausagerol   0  6  0  0  0  0  1  2  4   31
The Filth   0  5  0  0  1  0  0  5  0   49  cats2rise    0  5  4  2  0  0  1  2  1   41
Stokey      0  4  1  1  0  1  0  0  4   22  PMBangers    0  2  0  1  0  0  0  1  1   15
Tonga Bob   13 12 0  14 3  3  2  1  0   92  Hate         17 6  0  7  4  1  2  1  0   66
pantskyle   0  7  0  11 2  1  2  1  0   52  Scythe94     0  14 0  9  6  5  0  0  1   90
Ocha905     0  9  0  11 5  3  0  0  0   72  moginie      0  13 0  8  5  6  0  2  2   95
FootyGuy13  0  12 2  7  2  1  1  0  0   62  Van_Dyke     0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8
Paracleet   0  2  1  4  1  1  1  1  1   26  manangatan   0  8  3  6  1  0  0  2  2   63

            CIW   DEM
Hitouts   : 13   17 
Kicks     : 133  137 
Marks     : 53   56 
Handballs : 115  118 
Tackles   : 22   30 
Frees For : 15   14 
Frees Ag. : 14   15 
Smothers  : 1    0 
Ironouts  : 8    7 
Inside50  : 11   25 
Goals     : 16   17 
Behinds   : 9    14

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.4 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
2.28 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - CIW by 7 point(s).
3.54 - Behind to Paracleet (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
4.19 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s).
6.52 - Goal to Yakker (DEM) - CIW by 8 point(s).
8.45 - Goal to sausageroll (DEM) - CIW by 2 point(s).
12.17 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
15.18 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s).
16.32 - Goal to cooney (DEM) - CIW by 8 point(s).
19.38 - Rushed behind to DEM - CIW by 7 point(s).
21.15 - Goal to Gralin (DEM) - CIW by 1 point(s).
24.18 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 2 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.24 - Behind to sausageroll (DEM) - CIW by 1 point(s).
1.49 - Rushed behind to DEM - scores level.
4.54 - Behind to Scythe94 (DEM) - DEM by 1 point(s).
6.08 - Behind to PMBangers (DEM) - DEM by 2 point(s).
7.2 - Behind to sausageroll (DEM) - DEM by 3 point(s).
7.57 - Behind to Bluelegs (DEM) - DEM by 4 point(s).
10.46 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
12.08 - Behind to spudmaster (CIW) - CIW by 3 point(s).
12.41 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 4 point(s).
13.21 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 10 point(s).
13.58 - Behind to manangatang (DEM) - CIW by 9 point(s).
15.51 - Goal to Paracleet (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s).
17.04 - Behind to Stokey (CIW) - CIW by 16 point(s).
18.46 - Goal to Gralin (DEM) - CIW by 10 point(s).
19.17 - Goal to Hate (DEM) - CIW by 4 point(s).
20.19 - Goal to sausageroll (DEM) - DEM by 2 point(s).
24.27 - Behind to Stokey (CIW) - DEM by 1 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.07 - Goal to Truetiger (DEM) - DEM by 7 point(s).
2.07 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - DEM by 6 point(s).
4.25 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - scores level.
7.41 - Rushed behind to DEM - DEM by 1 point(s).
8.18 - Goal to moginie (DEM) - DEM by 7 point(s).
9.26 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - DEM by 1 point(s).
10.32 - Goal to manangatang (DEM) - DEM by 7 point(s).
15.31 - Behind to cats2rise (DEM) - DEM by 8 point(s).
19.3 - Goal to Bluelegs (DEM) - DEM by 14 point(s).
21.15 - Behind to moginie (DEM) - DEM by 15 point(s).
22.21 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - DEM by 9 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.07 - Goal to cats2rise (DEM) - DEM by 15 point(s).
1.4 - Rushed behind to DEM - DEM by 16 point(s).
3.21 - Goal to PMBangers (DEM) - DEM by 22 point(s).
4.37 - Goal to cats2rise (DEM) - DEM by 28 point(s).
7.25 - Behind to Stokey (CIW) - DEM by 27 point(s).
8.1 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - DEM by 21 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DEM by 15 point(s).
13.41 - Goal to manangatang (DEM) - DEM by 21 point(s).
14.02 - Rushed behind to DEM - DEM by 22 point(s).
14.43 - Goal to moginie (DEM) - DEM by 28 point(s).
17.4 - Goal to cooney (DEM) - DEM by 34 point(s).
19.22 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - DEM by 28 point(s).
20.02 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DEM by 22 point(s).
21.01 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - DEM by 16 point(s).
21.43 - Behind to moginie (DEM) - DEM by 17 point(s).
23.29 - Goal to Mofra (CIW) - DEM by 11 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
toxic                0 (On) 42.53 (Off) 65.51 (On) Total : 77%
Mesc                 0 (On) Total : 100%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) 10.19 (Off) 42.53 (On) Total : 67%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) 1.12 (Off) 10.19 (On) Total : 91%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) 65.51 (Off) Total : 65%
Paracleet            0 (On) 97.29 (Off) Total : 97%
spudmaster           0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Stokey               0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Ocha905              0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (Off) 1.12 (On) Total : 97%
Mofra                0 (Off) 97.29 (On) Total : 2%

DEM
Van_Dyke             0 (On) 1.49 (Off) 16.45 (On) 35.59 (Off) Total : 21%
Wosh                 0 (On) Total : 100%
DERO                 0 (On) 16.45 (Off) 29.3 (On) Total : 87%
cartwright           0 (On) Total : 100%
jmoo wan             0 (On) Total : 100%
cats2rise            0 (On) 29.3 (Off) 35.59 (On) 43.06 (Off) 52.32 (On) Total : 84%
sante                0 (On) Total : 100%
Gralin               0 (On) Total : 100%
manangatang          0 (On) 97.42 (Off) Total : 97%
Truetiger            0 (On) Total : 100%
cooney               0 (On) Total : 100%
Yakker               0 (On) Total : 100%
Bluelegs             0 (On) 80.52 (Off) 97.42 (On) Total : 83%
sausageroll          0 (On) 52.32 (Off) 80.52 (On) Total : 72%
PMBangers            0 (On) Total : 100%
Hate                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Scythe94             0 (On) Total : 100%
moginie              0 (On) Total : 100%
DemonJim             0 (Off) 1.49 (On) Total : 97%
Headless             0 (Off) 43.06 (On) Total : 56%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Bluelegs and TheInjuryFactory - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, TubbsFarquhar came out tops over the brave Bluelegs. - 71m from 6 to 77.
• In what was a very slow day for both, zackah won the bout with cats2rise. - 4m from 37 to 41.
• While not all all one-way, Piggy Smalls had the better of DemonJim. - 83m from 15 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Stokey won the bout with DemonJim. - 0m from 2 to 2.
• While very slim pickings for both players, DERO did very well against Paracleet. - 15m from 34 to 49.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Reginald Perrin and DERO were evenly matched. - 42m from 53 to 95.
• In what was a very slow day for both, zackah was easily the winner in the clash with DERO. - 1m from 1 to 2.
• Toe to toe throughout, cooney did well against Dinsdale. - 93m from 6 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, sante beat FootyGuy13 today - but not by much. - 40m from 5 to 45.
• While very slim pickings for both players, FootyGuy13 came out tops over the brave Yakker. - 14m from 48 to 62.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Freofalcon was slightly more polished than manangatang. - 26m from 38 to 64.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Freofalcon won the bout with PMBangers. - 32m from 65 to 97.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Yakker did very well against Freofalcon. - 27m from 6 to 33.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Gralin and Piggy Smalls were evenly matched. - 0m from 0 to 0.
• In an epic battle, Gralin and Raveneyes were hard to separate - though Gralin was slightly more effective. - 95m from 5 to 100.
• In a resume-material performance, Tonga Bob won the bout with Hate. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Headless had zackah's measure. - 46m from 49 to 95.
• In a solid performance, jmoo wan had spudmaster's measure. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Mesc and cats2rise were hard to separate - though Mesc was slightly more effective. - 39m from 57 to 96.
• In quite a tussle, Mesc came out tops over the brave sausageroll. - 38m from 7 to 45.
• Neither having much reason to brag, cartwright had the better of Mofra. - 0m from 98 to 98.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, moginie gave Ocha905 a bit of a touch-up. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Paracleet and cartwright were hard to separate - though Paracleet was slightly more effective. - 42m from 53 to 95.
• Despite neither player having much impact, cats2rise exposed Paracleet's frailties. - 25m from 0 to 25.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Piggy Smalls beat manangatang today - but not by much. - 3m from 11 to 14.
• Neither having much reason to brag, TheInjuryFactory and PMBangers were hard to separate - though TheInjuryFactory was slightly more effective. - 5m from 58 to 63.
• Despite neither player having much impact, toxic was easily the winner in the clash with PMBangers. - 31m from 8 to 39.
• In an epic battle, not much between Truetiger and Purple7x08_24 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 94m from 5 to 99.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, cartwright massacred Reginald Perrin. - 49m from 0 to 49.
• In an epic battle, pantskyle beat Scythe94 today - but not by much. - 95m from 0 to 95.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that Stokey had the better game against sante - although there was very little in it. - 34m from 49 to 83.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Stokey did very well against Yakker. - 5m from 37 to 42.
• In a resume-material performance, The Filth Wizard was easily the winner in the clash with Wosh. - 95m from 1 to 96.
• In a solid performance, manangatang had TheInjuryFactory's measure. - 90m from 7 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, TubbsFarquhar had the better of sausageroll. - 0m from 89 to 89.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Van_Dyke came out tops over the brave zackah. - 0m from 24 to 24.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Yakker did well against toxic. - 32m from 68 to 100.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Thanks for the week Demons. As always, a pleasure.

It might be time for a Warriors rebrand because we are far from going to war recently. Maybe the Peace Lovin' Beatniks or Goodstart Babies.

 

[Dinsdale]

So 1 win in 10, seems about right, the spoon is ours!

Thanks for the week Frogs, a million times better than the OOFs the week before.

 

[Gralin]

Gralin whats our recent record against the blobfish?

Bad luck zackah you’re cooked again

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that would make it 3 in a row against the wazzasWosh

2 in a row against the sim

 

[cats2rise]

Hazzuh! Boy oh boy wowee!

Good stuff Dees!

Best of luck in this simulated competition for the coming weeks, Warriors.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sorry Wazzas, don’t worry it’s only R5 and things can turn around quickly.

View attachment 1918658

Love you guys and thanks for the week!

Is 19 seasons and change quick enough?

Thank you though

 

[FootyGuy13]

So quiet, has everyone suddenly found family or friends who give a s**t about them on Sunday?

Sorry I took a nap, Wosh. Us Zoomers need sleep too.

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 16.9.105
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 17.14.116
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Not like I missed anything either.

This GIF gives me pain.

I'm going back to bed.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well at least I can revert to my usual avatar again [waiting to lose the qooty tipping or the SC]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

TheInjuryFactory 0 (On) 10.19 (Off) 42.53 (On) Total : 67%

In a solid performance, manangatang had TheInjuryFactory's measure. - 90m from 7 to 97.

 

[Gralin]

thanks for the week wazzas always fun

B2B wins Delons wooooo

thanks for posting philreich

 

[Bluelegs]

Sometimes you've just got to win ugly

 

[Hate]

Cheers for the week, Coney Island Warriors. Do want to note I saw everyone's kind messages regarding 350 and much appreciate them!

Glad to be on the winning end.

Thanks for posting, philreich