BREAKING NEWS Jimmy Bartel in hospital

[LongBomb]

3rd time in hospital this season for Jimmy.

No matter, he is a tough little bastard and will be back fighting fit for the finals.

 

[Jars458]

As Choco stated ...


First piece of the puzzle ?

Choco et al have reinforced once again why most poeple have little respect for them.

 

[pivotal]

It is funny to actually see Girlong supporters actually get their hopes up

Hey, St.Kilda supporter, shut it.

 

[Valve Bounce]

Hope he's spared the finger up the bum treatment.

On second thoughts . . . I hope the doctor is an ex-ruckman with a huge first.

You don't stick a fist up the bum to get an appendix out.

What were you thinking?

 

[gnoleeg]

The first domino to fall for the Cats perhaps ..

Not even close. Jimmy hasn't fallen, he'll be back for finals. And we certainly have the depth to cover him for a couple of weeks.

 

[Malibu#27]

Choco is a tosser mate. And make no mistake Geelong will destroy the powder puffs and Choco is going to pay for his comments.

I'm sure your more than qualified to pass opinions such as that.

You were probably saying the same thing about your coach this time last year. ..... at least hes lived up to all the KPI's the board put in place for him though I suppose.... lets just hope his focus remains at Geelong and not Windy Hill.

 

[Papa G]

Choco is a tosser mate. And make no mistake Geelong will destroy the powder puffs and Choco is going to pay for his comments.

Choco obviously caused Jimmy's appendixs to burst. If he has those sort of magic powers then I would expect him to use the to push the little red ball through our goals more times than Geelong can get it through theirs.

 

[Benno From Berwick]

Choco wishing injuries on people?

These are glorified pratice matches we are playing in V Port and Lions. Get some rest Jimmy the real season starts in 2 weeks.

You're the reason I hope your team gets smashed.

 

[Jars458]

No Choco aint wishing injuries, but was planting the seed.

Wha seed?

If Geelong are taht brittle it won't matter much what Choco says or does

I think his words have ensured Geelong will not take this game lightly.

 

[old_clint]

When I had mine removed I reckon that everybody in the hospital had their finger up my jaxie. Doctors, nurses, patients, cleaners-the lot.
One bloke said that I was "Very tense" "Yeah well, you lay down on the bloody gurney and let me have a go and we'll see how relaxed you are."

That must have been one of the cleaners or patients; the others would, hopefully, know that the function of the anal sphincter is to hold stuff in.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

choco is a tosser of the highest order

And your club would love him as coach......

Jimmy Bartel is a hard nut and will miss 1-2.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

whoops...............

 

[HenryP]

You don't stick a fist up the bum to get an appendix out.

What were you thinking?

Perhaps a well hung lesbian would be more of a worry...

 

[thepower]

I'm sure your more than qualified to pass opinions such as that.

You were probably saying the same thing about your coach this time last year.

hear hear.

 

[greennick]

Hopefully he can avoid a lot of the Hopoate action and get back playing ASAP. Would be a shame for Geelong to miss out on this golden opportunity because of something like appendicitis to one of their key players. At least it is not Mooney I guess.

 

[Cousin Jed]

These are glorified pratice matches we are playing in V Port and Lions. Get some rest Jimmy the real season starts in 2 weeks.

I sure hope that's the way the Cats are thinking.

 

[pivotal]

Mark Williams makes a fairly general statement about injuries derailing the seasons of good sides and in the same week Jimmy Bartel gets apendicitis. Wow, what an amazing coincidence, this must be the start of the end for Geelong .

 

[PUSSIES_07_FLAG]

Choco obviously caused Jimmy's appendixs to burst. If he has those sort of magic powers then I would expect him to use the to push the little red ball through our goals more times than Geelong can get it through theirs.

That Choco has wished injury on us. Make no mistake about it he karma train will hit Port Adelaide with a season ending injury this weekend.

Scum football club.

 

[Brilliant]

It's not appendicitis. Chocco poisoned him

 

[Papa G]

It's not appendicitis. Chocco poisoned him

Choco has a Jimmy Bartel Voodoo Doll

 

[tribey]

That Choco has wished injury on us. Make no mistake about it he karma train will hit Port Adelaide with a season ending injury this weekend.

Scum football club.

I hope you don't really believe this. Got a free period in between Home Ec and veggie maths?

 

[greennick]

hear hear.

Finally, someone who writes hear hear correctly...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I hope you don't really believe this. Got a free period in between Home Ec and veggie maths?

You are a genuinely funny person DT.

 

[tribey]

You are a genuinely funny person DT.

Dry sarcasm noted.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Dry sarcasm noted.

Mate not a sarcastic post at all, read a lot of your work on the PA board and around the place and you have a great sense of humour.

Take the compliment and move on.