Prediction The Jack Darling 2025 NMFC goalkicking tally and nude runs prediction thread

[ansonholt]

Ok North Melbourne Bigfootyers, time to put your money where your mouth is.

I need some predictions from you lot.

How many goals will JD kick in the 2025 AFL season? What will you do when he reaches your milestone? Will you set several milestones?

I wanna see posts like this:

10+: Go for a run locally around the block (about 800m)
20+: Partially clothed run up a major highway (on the footpath, most likely)
30+: Nude run at the men's change rooms at the MSAC in South Melbourne (a place where being kicked out for life is not a major concern)
40+: Nude run at my local beach with no pics to prove it
45+: Nude run up Bourke st Mall during the Myer Christmas lights opening night (in 2025)

Note: These are not MY predictions. These are an EXAMPLE. However, I will do the 40+ one. Not because I have no faith in Jack. I just think it would be fun and easy to get away with.

Okay. Have at it. Gives us your predictions. I dare you.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

19 and I'll give him a clap.

You might think that's insignificant but chances are, he won't be getting a clap from me before then.

 

[Passmore]

Ok North Melbourne Bigfootyers, time to put your money where your mouth is.

I need some predictions from you lot.

How many goals will JD kick in the 2025 AFL season? What will you do when he reaches your milestone? Will you set several milestones?

I wanna see posts like this:

10+: Go for a run locally around the block (about 800m)
20+: Partially clothed run up a major highway (on the footpath, most likely)
30+: Nude run at the men's change rooms at the MSAC in South Melbourne (a place where being kicked out for life is not a major concern)
40+: Nude run at my local beach with no pics to prove it
45+: Nude run up Bourke st Mall during the Myer Christmas lights opening night (in 2025)

Note: These are not MY predictions. These are an EXAMPLE. However, I will do the 40+ one. Not because I have no faith in Jack. I just think it would be fun and easy to get away with.

Okay. Have at it. Gives us your predictions. I dare you.

50+ ? Tinsel around his old fella?

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[Heaps of fun]

I reckon he'll kick 23.

 

[ansonholt]

I think he'll go past 30, in all seriousness.

Curtis kicked 30 this year, Zurhaar 29. I might be off to MSAC at some point in that case.

 

[Cookiemon]

35 of the best for Big Jack



He’s got a reputation
He’s really got the knack

Most importantly he’s got Z & Souvas back

 

[shintemaster]

One Million Goals.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

He’ll equal Aaron Edwards’ 100 goal season.

 

[krakouers]

Ok North Melbourne Bigfootyers, time to put your money where your mouth is.

I need some predictions from you lot.

How many goals will JD kick in the 2025 AFL season? What will you do when he reaches your milestone? Will you set several milestones?

I wanna see posts like this:

10+: Go for a run locally around the block (about 800m)
20+: Partially clothed run up a major highway (on the footpath, most likely)
30+: Nude run at the men's change rooms at the MSAC in South Melbourne (a place where being kicked out for life is not a major concern)
40+: Nude run at my local beach with no pics to prove it
45+: Nude run up Bourke st Mall during the Myer Christmas lights opening night (in 2025)

Note: These are not MY predictions. These are an EXAMPLE. However, I will do the 40+ one. Not because I have no faith in Jack. I just think it would be fun and easy to get away with.

Okay. Have at it. Gives us your predictions. I dare you.

Darling kicks 40+ and I’ll lap the nearest oval wearing a feather boa

Edit: Slight panic on finding one in price range now

 

[Gasometer]

Ummm idk wat this thread is all about but there’s only one BF’er doing a nudie run and the name ain’t Anson Holt

 

[krakouers]

Ummm idk wat this thread is all about but there’s only one BF’er doing a nudie run and the name ain’t Anson Holt

Gasometer is doing a nude run!

 

[kool kangas]

Gasometer is doing a nude run!

 

[krakouers]

Gets mighty cold down Katamatite/Shepp

 

[chubbspeterson]

I think he'll go past 30, in all seriousness.

Curtis kicked 30 this year, Zurhaar 29. I might be off to MSAC at some point in that case.

PG-13 re-enactment.

 

[Gasometer]

 

[marklovesbeer]

19 and I'll give him a clap.

You might think that's insignificant but chances are, he won't be getting a clap from me before then.

Jeez mate, loosen up.

 

[marklovesbeer]

We’ll formulate a forward line game plan / structure around him & he’ll break down in the first three rounds & Teakle will step in & kick 25 for the season.

If this happens, I’ll suck my own aubergine at our 2026 Gather Round game at Elizabeth Oval.

 

[muttley45]

How many does he need to kick to get Cornhole nervous ?

 

[the big lebowski]

20-30 goals

And probably worth another 20 above teakle/pink to the forward line overall

Intercepting backs will find it harder. Forward pressure will go up 10-20%. He’ll provide directly more goal assists than the other options. Might be able to jag a few for the team with his f50 boundary throw ins.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

We’ll formulate a forward line game plan / structure around him & he’ll break down in the first three rounds & Teakle will step in & kick 25 for the season.

If this happens, I’ll suck my own aubergine at our 2026 Gather Round game at Elizabeth Oval.

Noted

 

[Jasemon]

Ummm idk wat this thread is all about but there’s only one BF’er doing a nudie run and the name ain’t Anson Holt

I’m pretty sure that DuckYeah already promised a nudey run down Flinders Street in another thread if Darling kicked 40+

 

[Gasometer]

I’m pretty sure that DuckYeah already promised a nudey run down Flinders Street in another thread if Darling kicked 40+

 

[Samsquanch]

If this happens, I’ll suck my own aubergine at our 2026 Gather Round game at Elizabeth Oval.

Is that a legitimate pizza ingredient?

The aubergine I mean.

 

[Gasometer]

We need training reports on his goal kicking accuracy

 

[kool kangas]

Congratulation to Jack Darling on receiving Afl life membership. Not the right thread to post but l couldn't find another ..