Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[rocker_oz33]

I’ve heard that this is how some poor lonely souls get their jollies. Probably make several of these calls at a time.

Bands members used to call up radio stations give them a fake name and ask them to they their song(s).

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[Ghost Patrol]

Does it? Look it's just my general observations here. 7/11 petrol burns quicker imo

Are you saying that your engine revs faster with it?

 

[rocker_oz33]

We’re professional shoplifters. We know

Get him ......woof.

 

[Xtreme]

I've got a pair of Cyril Rioli socks.

Haha I have proper Hawthorn match day socks but not those Buddy, Roughie, Cyril socks that Hawksnest had (and I call myself a fan, hangs head in shame LOL).

 

[Shell]

Are you saying that your engine revs faster with it?

No. Im saying it literally runs out quicker.

But. Who knows I may be wrong

 

[Mofra]

Breaking toes. Second broken toe this year! Was running really strongly too, last time it was just a week off as it's only a non load-bearing little toe. A big toe is going to take longer

 

[Shell]

I've never sprained or broken a bone ever.

 

[Mofra]

My first ever broken bone was a football injury Victoria Park. It was kind of an honour

 

[Shell]

My first ever broken bone was a football injury Victoria Park. It was kind of an honour

How'd you do it

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I've never sprained or broken a bone ever.

Don’t run to answer the phone, while in bare feet

 

[gaskin]

I've sprained both ankles dozens of times. My feet make me extremely susceptible to it. Hell, I sprained one of them from just stepping on a stick.

 

[cleanhands]

I've never sprained or broken a bone ever.

Are you jelly?

 

[Shell]

Are you jelly?

 

[cleanhands]

To not have broken a bone

 

[Shell]

To not have broken a bone

Right

 

[Voula]

I've never sprained or broken a bone ever.

I fractured my arm in primary school when I fell playing basketball. It was painful and the PE teacher said I'd be fine. Was still in pain after school so mum took me to hospital. Got an x-ray and they said it was sprained and bandaged it up. It was still so painful. Went to school the next day and in the morning the hospital rang my mum and told her they made a mistake and that my arm was actually fractured! She picked me up and took me to hospital to get a cast.

 

[Beerfish]

Would you swap for a toaster?

Close. Came back eventually asking if I'd take $100 less than I was asking despite me saying $250 firm in the ad.

 

[Gough]

LIV golf. I don't play it or watch but to have their stupid tournament here we've got to dig up two perfectly good, centrally located public golf courses and turn it into one because Greg f***ing Norman thinks he's found a "diamond in the rough to unpick". It's not like there aren't other top quality courses here.

 

[Pistol Night]

I've never sprained or broken a bone ever.

Broke my leg (tibula) playing basketball when I was about 21 or 22. Went to the pub afterwards instead of the hospital and had about 8 beers and woke in agony about 4am. Doctor was bewildered with my decision making on the night

 

[Cuzz09]

LIV golf. I don't play it or watch but to have their stupid tournament here we've got to dig up two perfectly good, centrally located public golf courses and turn it into one because Greg f***ing Norman thinks he's found a "diamond in the rough to unpick". It's not like there aren't other top quality courses here.

Good for the state

 

[Gough]

Good for the state

You can't really say that when we don't know how much it will cost. I hope the North Adelaide residents association put down their massively oversized wine glass and pick up the cudgels here.

 

[Cuzz09]

You can't really say that when we don't know how much it will cost. I hope the North Adelaide residents association put down their massively oversized wine glass and pick up the cudgels here.

If it costs $100 million they'll make that back year 1

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[the_interloper]

I've never sprained or broken a bone ever.

Broken foot when I was two, broken arm playing basketball and sprained both ankles several times, that's about it.

Most epic ankle sprain was getting off the bus after the races on my bucks, stood on the edge of a gutter and went down like a bag of shit. Had each arm around a mate and they helped me in the gentlemans establishment, the bouncers were very understanding ha ha, looked bad initially I'd imagine.

 

[Shell]

Broken foot when I was two, broken arm playing basketball and sprained both ankles several times, that's about it.

Most epic ankle sprain was getting off the bus after the races on my bucks, stood on the edge of a gutter and went down like a bag of shit. Had each arm around a mate and they helped me in the gentlemans establishment, the bouncers were very understanding ha ha, looked bad initially I'd imagine.

Did you get your wife 11 roses or what

 

[the_interloper]

Did you get your wife 11 roses or what

**** no, bunches are expensive. I did get two pairs of handwraps from her though, best V day present from her I can remember