Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 6 Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

[thewizardmelon]

Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park





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Would you rather:

Have to eat everything you consume with a sword
OR
Only be able to eat gutter cheese for the rest of your life​

This week's matchup truly gives a feel of tide turning for both of these sides. The Warriors are languishing at the wrong end after some previous successful campaigns at the top end, albeit only on percentage alone. Sitting in equal 6th with a host of other teams, games like this are ones you'd expect this team to win if they are going to play deep into the post season. Standing in their way are the Swamprats, who to the delight of the league, took care of the Demons and in doing so, rocketed themselves to third place.

The key to this game is certainly the Warriors F50. Can they find a way to kick a winning score, against the stingiest team so far in this campaign? The Rats average only 80pts against in their 4 hit-outs. Keeping the ball locked in down that end is the clearest path Coney Island have to a victory. Any other type of game and the Rats likely run away with this one.

Good luck to both teams! Captains please submit your teams by the allocated time/date/year in this here anonymous online football forum Tonga Bob DenieD​

 

[DenieD]

Hello Warriors

 

[Firestarter]

Hello my Coney Island Babies.

 

[spudmaster]

Ah back on home soil for a week. Time to arrest this losing streak.

Howdy Rats.

 

[spookism]

Alrighty then.

Let's **** shit up

 

[DenieD]

Will The Filth Wizard get to 1000 goals this week?

 

[spudmaster]

Will The Filth Wizard get to 1000 goals this week?

Reckon the sim will give him the ol' okey treatment and send him to the backline for the lulz?

 

[Tonga Bob]

 

[DenieD]

Reckon the sim will give him the ol' okey treatment and send him to the backline for the lulz?

I bet the sim teases him at first. 2 goals in the first quarter. Get him thinking he's on for a big one here, then BAM! sent straight to the bench never to be seen again.

 

[spudmaster]

I bet the sim teases him at first. 2 goals in the first quarter. Get him thinking he's on for a big one here, then BAM! sent straight to the bench never to be seen again.

It will be nice to have company

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Good evening, you dirty rats

 

[pantskyle]

Here I go again.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Here I go again.

Happy to meet.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Will The Filth Wizard get to 1000 goals this week?

Thanks for bringing me into this matchup Den and might I just say

 

[pantskyle]

Happy to meet.

hMMM.

 

[Firestarter]

Here I go again.

Aw shit.

Well this is my penultimate thread because some other eight dopey teams play on the weekend...

 

[pantskyle]

Aw shit.

Well this is my penultimate thread because some other eight dopey teams play on the weekend...

Welcome.

 

[Dinsdale]

Morning Prats

 

[Firestarter]

Welcome.

Man, you're gonna be driving Darling into the dirt when we play for real...

 

[pantskyle]

Man, you're gonna be driving Darling into the dirt when we play for real...

I love Darling. He'll be solid for North.

 

[Firestarter]

I love Darling. He'll be solid for North.

We needed that next big forward since Petrie.

 

[spookism]

Happy to meet.

You'd be the first

 

[Firestarter]

Happy to meat you, maybe?

 

[FootyGuy13]

I just realised that I have the OP writer on ignore.

I thought DenieD saying hello was the OP.

 

[Firestarter]

And soon I'll do something to make you put me on ignore.