Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 13: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[raskolnikov]

No thats the other team that the sim hates

We played ourselves?

 

[Cadsky]

We played ourselves?

Ouch

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Warriors. Just putting it out there, I am not spending the week using Google translate just to read the thread.

Well that's just lazy. Besides, guts started it so get up him.

Now getting on with business. Tongs Bob have you recovered from your melt yet?

Get f*cked.

It was a fairly decent melt too.

Thanks.

Do we get a thread dedicated to us if we win this week?

My record against you lot isn't as bad (36% win record, but 67& for finals), so no. You are not on my shitlist, but the week is young.

First order of business, please welcome the newest Sweet FA rookie sensation Hoop1888 to the thread. He may be small but he's feisty so be careful because he will bite.

Only this isn't your first order of business. Literally your previous post where you were "getting on with business" predates this, so therefore this is your second order of business. I am flattered that you put my wellbeing and that of my team above your rookie. It either shows the height of your esteem for us or that you don't think much of your rookie.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Didn't we play these guys not that long ago?

Last played you in a semi final last season. You lost.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Its called a sacrifice

I mean you do die but its better to say sacrifice

Oh and only virgins get sacrificed and well you were it

How can I be a virgin when the sim f*cks me every week? Didn't think that one through did you?

 

[GreyCrow]

How can I be a virgin when the sim f*cks me every week? Didn't think that one through did you?

Refer to your above post where your team beat us in a final

And you tried to upstage my melt post!

 

[Tonga Bob]

We played ourselves?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Refer to your above post where your team beat us in a final

You know why that happened right? So we could play the f*cken Dragons in a prelim.

And you tried to upstage my melt post!

Pfft. What have you got to melt about?



You know nothing of pain. Come spend some time with us and you'll soon understand. I'm talking real hardship times.

Real hardship times.

 

[Cadsky]

Bob i am not ready for this much entertainment so early in the match thread

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Thank goodness for that comma.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bob i am not ready for this much entertainment so early in the match thread

I won't be around much later in the week so take it while you can get it.

 

[Cadsky]

I won't be around much later in the week so take it while you can get it.

I'll take 2

 

[CakeEater]

Hi Warriors, hope we are all well.

 

[Membling]

This whole long weekend has really ****ed with my zen

 

[Smartys Power]

0. Nothing
007. GreyCrow (C)
1. Smartys Power
2. paraaaa
3. Uncle_Leo
5. Golumless
6. krakouers
7. okeydoke7
8. manicpie (LG)
9.
10. gouki88
11. Bianconeri
12. Ulahoopski
13. Brenton Davy (LG)
14. hotchilli
16. Memphis
17. Hoop1888
19. Cadsky (LG)
21. Pedro
23. jamesclean
24. MrPremiership
29. Mr Cheese
30. grumbleguts (LG)
32. Footypie32
34. TasSixer
37. raskolnikov
38.
44. Membling
50. NTRabbit
51. CakeEater
99. Crimson Azure

 

[Dinsdale]

Hi Warriors, hope we are all well.

Yes, just chilling out this week, trying not to care about the Simhousery.

 

[Cadsky]

Yes, just chilling out this week, trying not to care about the Simhousery.

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Hi din. What beer are you drinking today?

 

[Dinsdale]

Hi din. What beer are you drinking today?

None. Got a big weekend coming up, Friday is Anzac day and a mates birthday, then a big party Friday2.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[Cadsky]

None. Got a big weekend coming up, Friday is Anzac day and a mates birthday, then a big party Friday2.

Start hydrating now

 

[Cadsky]

Hi Filth. What beer are you drinking today?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hi Filth. What beer are you drinking today?

Coffee.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon jannissary JHF1870 Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Riviat Sandgroper007 Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic Volbeat zackah

Well wazzas, we're back on the horse after last week's absurdity and have made it to the final installment of KYO for the season.It's been quite the trip down both memory and candy lane as we have discovered more about our opponents each week. And the final opponent that we get to know are the Gold City Royals, so the chocolate bar that I have chosen to best represent the Gold Citizens is the Violet Crumble.



Like it's cousin the Crunchie, the Violet Crumble consists of golden honeycomb covered with brown stuff, while also wrapped in a purple wrapper. Well technically the colour is violet but purple is the colour of royalty so imma go with that. The crumble can relate to the results that the Royals have had in recent times, as highlighted by their captain's whinge earlier in the season ("oh no, we haven't won a premiership in eight seasons, we want an oompa loompa now daddy!").

The crumbling could also relate to the brittleness of the bones of royalty caused by generations of inbreeding, with the Hapsburg Jaw not as solid as one would be led to believe. Or like glass, it could be because if you place enough pressure on it then it will shatter. Unless that glass had formed into one of Prince Rupert's Drops, otherwise known as Dutch Tears. As Austin Powers' dad famously stated: "There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch". So f*ck the Dutch and their tears.

Anyhoo, Fijne Koningsdag for this Friday 2 Gold Citizens and Wazzas I hope what for many will be a week of relaxation is... well, relaxing.

Into these, Wazzas!!!​

 

[JHF1870]

 

[JHF1870]

'Oku meheka 'a e kakai ki hoku fōtunga lelei, 'ulungaanga fakakata mo e sino ngingila.