Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 14 - Gumbies FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbulance Taste-Tested the SWEET F.A. Beers for Round 14 – Here’s Turbo’s Honest Verdict​

This is the only bubbly journey through the world of SWEET F.A. beer you'll need as Turbo set out to explore the most popular team brand beers on the match thread market. From the light and refreshing to the bold and robust, Turbo’s taste buds were treated to a symphony of flavors. Read on as Turbo shares his tasting notes for your round 14 match team beverages.

GUMBIES FFC PALE ALE vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS LAMBIC BEER


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Gumbie Pale Ale
Gumbie Pale ale has a GWS Goose light or StFly golden blue colour and is typically not too EagleOz strong. The flavour can vary from cats_09 crisp, Falconista fruity to Mop malty. The addition of some Supercheapgiants hops adds a little bitterness which does help lift the rather lack lustre Brick Loosener taste. Gumbies Pale Ale nobbyiscool lightness and lack of beez bite makes it a safe bet when you're hosting a gathering of non-confrontational qooty players who don’t drink much.

Score/Rating - 6/10
Above most in category, worth considering buy-zone


Warriors Lambic Beer
Often known as cassis, framboise, kriek, or peche, a lambic takes on the colour and flavour of the fruit it is brewed with. It can be The Filth Wizard dry or Tonga Bob sweet, Barrybran clear or Dinsdale cloudy, depending on the ingredients. Warriors Lambic Beer is characterized by its pantskyle acidic, zackah tart and TheInjuryFactory sour taste. Sadly, the beer quality doesn't have the depth to back up that big tasting claims put out by the Coney Island brewery. It comes off more like a Dragon Light beer with the spudmaster sugar, Piggy Smalls hops and Riviat malt the only ingredients giving it some character. The finish has a jannissary mild mineral character that most drinkers don’t really care for.

Warriors Lambic Beer is the only beer to have not received a first-place award amongst the current list of brewers in the SWEET F.A. and judging by the S39 batch is not going to achieve brewing success yet again.

Score/Rating - 5/10:
Alright; a few flaws, but acceptable for a non-prize winning beverage; although not my personal preference; still worth trying, could be a good buy if the price is right.

Good Luck to both teams and here's to an epic battle​

 

[Dinsdale]

I'll see you Tamara

 

[Falconista]

Morning Warriors, welcome to Gumbania. If you ask CatToTheFuture nicely, you can drink a beer far better than Gumbies Pale Ale while you're here.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Hi all. I like beer

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Literally feels like two weeks ago we played you guys, welcome back!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[Brick Loosener]

Literally feels like two weeks ago we played you guys, welcome back!

That was the bye.

 

[cats_09]

 

[cats_09]

Guessing Monday is the opportunity for the Gumbies to take over thy thread

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Guessing Monday is the opportunity for the Gumbies to take over thy thread

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The warriors musn't have made it into town yet, been wondering where they are

 

[GWS Goose]

Hello Warriors.
I normally dont post on Mondays, but for you, I will make an exception.

 

[Freofalcon]

Hi Tonga Bob

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Tigerturbulance Taste-Tested the SWEET F.A. Beers for Round 14 – Here’s Turbo’s Honest Verdict​

This is the only bubbly journey through the world of SWEET F.A. beer you'll need as Turbo set out to explore the most popular team brand beers on the match thread market. From the light and refreshing to the bold and robust, Turbo’s taste buds were treated to a symphony of flavors. Read on as Turbo shares his tasting notes for your round 14 match team beverages.

GUMBIES FFC PALE ALE vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS LAMBIC BEER

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Gumbie Pale Ale
Gumbie Pale ale has a GWS Goose light or StFly golden blue colour and is typically not too EagleOz strong. The flavour can vary from cats_09 crisp, Falconista fruity to Mop malty. The addition of some Supercheapgiants hops adds a little bitterness which does help lift the rather lack lustre Brick Loosener taste. Gumbies Pale Ale nobbyiscool lightness and lack of beez bite makes it a safe bet when you're hosting a gathering of non-confrontational qooty players who don’t drink much.

Score/Rating - 6/10
Above most in category, worth considering buy-zone


Warriors Lambic Beer
Often known as cassis, framboise, kriek, or peche, a lambic takes on the colour and flavour of the fruit it is brewed with. It can be The Filth Wizard dry or Tonga Bob sweet, Barrybran clear or Dinsdale cloudy, depending on the ingredients. Warriors Lambic Beer is characterized by its pantskyle acidic, zackah tart and TheInjuryFactory sour taste. Sadly, the beer quality doesn't have the depth to back up that big tasting claims put out by the Coney Island brewery. It comes off more like a Dragon Light beer with the spudmaster sugar, Piggy Smalls hops and Riviat malt the only ingredients giving it some character. The finish has a jannissary mild mineral character that most drinkers don’t really care for.

Warriors Lambic Beer is the only beer to have not received a first-place award amongst the current list of brewers in the SWEET F.A. and judging by the S39 batch is not going to achieve brewing success yet again.

Score/Rating - 5/10:
Alright; a few flaws, but acceptable for a non-prize winning beverage; although not my personal preference; still worth trying, could be a good buy if the price is right.

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Good Luck to both teams and here's to an epic battle​

Five? Lambics are bloody sensational beers you absolute philistine.

 

[Freofalcon]

The warriors musn't have made it into town yet, been wondering where they are

Team post activity sledge tens posts in???

 

[Tonga Bob]

Evening Gumbs. We’ll be around tomorrow, today is for other stuff.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hi all. I like beer

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Team post activity sledge tens posts in???

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[The Half Back]

Ahhh the sweet smell of a match thread. Good to see Turbo still thinks of nothing but beer.

 

[beez]

 

[beez]

So how I am going to win the match for the Gumbies this week?

 

[Cactus_]

Intimidatingly brilliant opening post Tigerturbulance

 

[Cactus_]

This is true, I own the warriors

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[Tonga Bob]

So how I am going to win the match for the Gumbies this week?

By Falconista dropping your ass

 

[Tonga Bob]

[last night]

ME: gonna get an early night, need to be at my best this week

MY DOG: [lays a massive pipe in the lounge room at 3am, the smell of which will outlive religion]