Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 14 - SUCKcession (Taking 400k in 2026 soft cap)

[Alberton Proud]

Woo Hoo

 

[gbear]

Get the cannon for Mac and Cheese too

Absolutely useless!

 

[gbear]

ONE HALF TO GO

Thank **** for that!

 

[GoPorts]

We need Sam Gray

15

Sam Gray

Age

33

Ht

176cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

9.1

4star

HB

8.4

5star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.8

4star

D

10.8

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

5.8

3star

M

2.2

2star

T

2.4

3star

G

0.2

3star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.0

4star

to jump over the boundary and pull off his snap pants and jacket to reveal his playing kit and sit in the goal square while we bomb it on his head against a player 20cm taller than him for the last play of the game.
It's not like we're a football club anymore, it's just theatre

 

[Alberton Proud]

Imagine getting paid $40k to lounge about gesticulating with another pumping afoot

What a fcuking clown

 

[longdonkey]

Surely we'll get treated to one last Hinkley special goalless quarter.

 

[dirty2]

Last 2nd qtr hinkley coaches port adelaide and last 1st half hinkley coaches port adelaide

When is his final no goal quarter?

 

[Hammer#8]

Remember Chocos last game when it was a modest golf clap as he ran back to the coaches box on 3qt.

This is nothing short of a circus.

 

[dirty2]

Surely we'll get treated to one last Hinkley special goalless quarter.

Dam... You got in before me.

 

[philreich]

Remember Chocos last game when it was a modest golf clap as he ran back to the coaches box on 3qt.

This is nothing short of a circus.

It's been harder to watch than Home and Away.

 

[longdonkey]

Dam... You got in before me.

Lets face we both know its going to happen.

 

[SC_Power]

Lets face we both know its going to happen.

But how many inside 50’s will we go goalless for? I m guessing 17.

 

[gbear]

The only two positives of this season:

Didn’t win the wooden spoon like the franchise

Our club doesn’t protect and put their arms around racists and homophobes.

 

[gbear]

It's been harder to watch than Home and Away.

Does that still exist?

 

[dirty2]

The only two positives of this season:

Didn’t win the wooden spoon like the franchise

Our club doesn’t protect and put their arms around racists and homophobes.

Crows are always good for doing something stupid.

 

[gbear]

Okay sack Hinkley legends let’s bring this baby home in the next 2 hours and reach thread 15 so that we can celebrate like the buffoon currently situated in the coaches box!

 

[dirty2]

One positive is.. my daughter going if this is kens last game... We can go to the footy next year? Yes... Yes we can.

 

[gbear]

Crows are always good for doing something stupid.

It must be attributed to those god awful tri colours!

 

[dirty2]

Okay sack Hinkley legends let’s bring this baby home in the next 2 hours and reach thread 15 so that we can celebrate like the buffoon currently situated in the coaches box!

Approx 155 posts to go!

 

[Capital Power]

Melbourne have nothing to play for and no coach, yet are busting to win tonight. Is that allowed?

 

[longdonkey]

well I guess it will be the last quarter LOL

 

[gbear]

One positive is.. my daughter going if this is kens last game... We can go to the footy next year? Yes... Yes we can.

I am looking forward to taking my eldest again next season. I am thankful daughter number 2 loves basketball so bring in Bryce cotton and the 36ers.

 

[dirty2]

It must be attributed to those god awful tri colours!

Don't be to harsh... They are the "pride" of South Australia

 

[gbear]

Approx 155 posts to go!

Let’s do it! It would only be fitting if you and I get it over the line one more time

 

[philreich]

Does that still exist?

Regrettably.........