Certified Legendary Thread Sack(ed) Hinkley 15 - The End

[240volt]

He's getting paid $400k to sit on his ass...
Kinda like the other 13 years but for less coin.

He’s getting paid from 6 years ago.
How many other teams have you heard having to pay out coaches that have gone in the last 6 years ?
I haven’t heard any apart from our useless mob.

 

[Doctor Feel]

MULTIPLE CLUBS! (Carlton)

 

[NoddyHolder]

MULTIPLE CLUBS! (Carlton)

Big Panthers Club looking for a friday night meat tray raffle MC

 

[GoPorts]

Translation: No other club wanted him.

I'd like to announce that I won't be having sex with Sydney Sweeney next year

 

[Steve Dore]

Hinkley not getting another contract extension and the succession plan to Carr was spun as having Hinkley's blessing as he was going to retire to spend more time with his grandkids. This is clearly untrue.

 

[Duck Farmer]

And he was never heard of again.

The End.

 

[Rising Power]

Might be back to "Ken Hinkley was one of the unsuccessful candidates" in all those coach appointment articles over the years before he got our gig.

 

[Gryllis]

Clear as day he didn't get any genuine offers. At least not for the cushy jobs with fancy titles and no accountability he's looking for.

He's done.

 

[Duck Farmer]

But, but ... he's a fighter with fire in his belly and is in demand at just about any AFL club.

Surely he can't be sitting out next year?

 

[240volt]

But, but ... he's a fighter with fire in his belly and is in demand at just about any AFL club.

Surely he can't be sitting out next year?

Hes doing what he said he was going to be doing ages ago.
He’s traveling to Europe spending up on his hard earned cash

 

[Alberton Proud]

Last man standing

First man holidaying

 

[240volt]

Last man standing

First man holidaying

Life wasn’t meant to be easy.

 

[Steve Dore]

Hes doing what he said he was going to be doing ages ago.
He’s traveling to Europe spending up on his hard earned cash

Surely Kenny and Donna wouldn't be traveling in Europe. What are they going to eat? The Europeans would even use some fancy cheese in their toasties that would be too exotic for poor Kenny to eat.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Surely Kenny and Donna wouldn't be traveling in Europe. What are they going to eat? The Europeans would even use some fancy cheese in their toasties that would be too exotic for poor Kenny to eat.

Croque Monsieur - the ultimate ham & cheese sandwich!

Croque Monsieur is a hot ham and cheese sandwich, done the French way. Do not open this webpage if you're dieting!!!

www.recipetineats.com

 

[Duck Farmer]

Croque Monsieur - the ultimate ham & cheese sandwich!

Croque Monsieur is a hot ham and cheese sandwich, done the French way. Do not open this webpage if you're dieting!!!

www.recipetineats.com

A croque monsieur would be totally in Hinkley's wheelhouse but the name would put him off and he'd waste half his weekend in Paris with Donna searching for a Macca's on the Champs Elysées.

 

[EdgePower1870]

Looks like you can rule Hinkley out of the Tassie job.

 

[Steve Dore]

A croque monsieur would be totally in Hinkley's wheelhouse but the name would put him off and he'd waste half his weekend in Paris with Donna searching for a Macca's on the Champs Elysées.

Hey Donna let's get one of them Mister Croc toasties toot sweet.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

 

[PowerLil]

Suck eggs Kenny.

 

[Steve Dore]

If all teams got to play finals with the minor rounds just deciding seeding Hinkley would never have missed finals.

 

[Schulzenfest]

So if you finish 10th and you're in the wildcard round, are we going to be treating that as 'making finals' for record keeping purposes? Surely you need to actually win in wildcard round and make the 8 before we treat you as 'making finals'?

 

[PowerLil]

So if you finish 10th and you're in the wildcard round, are we going to be treating that as 'making finals' for record keeping purposes? Surely you need to actually win in wildcard round and make the 8 before we treat you as 'making finals'?

Yeah I would think so.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

We are just excluding the final year from coaching records now?

Ken Hinkley still wouldn't have had a single GF appearance.

 

[El_Scorcho]

So if you finish 10th and you're in the wildcard round, are we going to be treating that as 'making finals' for record keeping purposes? Surely you need to actually win in wildcard round and make the 8 before we treat you as 'making finals'?

I think you'll find David Koch will call it a successful season

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Of course Kenny on Whately thinks that the wild card round is a good idea.

"It's a tough competition and people don't realise how hard it is". "You just need a little bit of luck sometimes".

He acknowledged that 7-10 are very unlikely win it all and still thinks its a "good reward".