Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Well apart from getting all the home game advantages of a non-Vic club, having all the travel advantages of a Vic club, being allowed to play on a home ground, so odd shaped, it wouldn't be acceptable in any amateur league, being able to flagrantly cheat the salary cap, openly bragging about using Dank's drugs to win premierships, having multiple rule changes for the sole purposes of advantaging you game plan, I suppose you are discriminated against.

Your infernal whinging for even more unsporting advantages than you already get is entirely justified

Your premierships* in the 21st century are just as legitimate as the encouragement awards you 'won' in the 1800s that you tearfully insist must be counted alongside AFL flags

One of the more embarrassing whines I've had the pleasure of reading, thanks for that.

 

[Grin]

One of the many things I love about Tiggie supporters is that they just can’t stay away from a Geelong thread.
Like moths to a flame.
Love you.

Love yous too. It's so tempting to poke Geelong supporters, because you guys always bite and melt

You still seem very triggered for being our finals bunnies

 

[Mr Meow]

Love yous too. It's so tempting to poke Geelong supporters, because you guys always bite and melt

You still seem very triggered for being our finals bunnies

We enjoy mocking those Richmond supporters obsessed with our club and trying to hang on. It's understandable though with the Tigers return to long term irrelevance.

 

[PhatBoy]

Love yous too. It's so tempting to poke Geelong supporters, because you guys always bite and melt

You still seem very triggered for being our finals bunnies

If that were the case we would litter all the Richmond threads.

 

[Grin]

If that were the case we would litter all the Richmond threads.

Richmond threads get flooded with triggered Geelong supporters
I think you fancy us as rivals. But Richmond don't do rivalry with little clubs like Geelong, dependent on the tax payer and leg ups from the AFL to survive.

Not that I mind the AFL manufacturing unearned success for Geelong most years. They want little Geelong to survive. They know that at the first sign of challenging times, their supporters abandon their club quicker than a Cory Enright 300th

 

[Mr Meow]

Richmond threads get flooded with triggered Geelong supporters
I think you fancy us as rivals. But Richmond don't do rivalry with little clubs like Geelong, dependent on the tax payer and leg ups from the AFL to survive.

Not that I mind the AFL manufacturing unearned success for Geelong most years. They want little Geelong to survive. They know that at the first sign of challenging times, their supporters abandon their club quicker than a Cory Enright 300th

All your board talks about is Geelong. The obsession runs deep.

 

[Grin]

All your board talks about is Geelong. The obsession runs deep.

Why are you on the Richmond board?
Get help man. I worried for you brother. This obsession of yours can't be healthy.

 

[Mr Meow]

Why are you on the Richmond board?
Get help man. I worried for you brother. This obsession of yours can't be healthy.

The best and most entertaining Geelong content on the entire forum comes from one thread in your board. Thousands of Geelong hating meltdowns - go check it out sometime.

 

[Grin]

The best and most entertaining Geelong content on the entire forum comes from one thread in your board. Thousands of Geelong hating meltdowns - go check it out sometime.

Haven't seen it. But I guess I'll take your word for it. You spend a lot of your life on our board.
Don't know why you're so obsessed with us though. You guys are in a prelim and we're cellar dwellers. Yet we're all you can think about
Thanks for the rent free living space

 

[Mr Meow]

Haven't seen it. But I guess I'll take your word for it. You spend a lot of your life on our board.
Don't know why you're so obsessed with us though. You guys are in a prelim and we're cellar dwellers. Yet we're all you can think about
Thanks for the rent free living space

Back in the cuck chair of irrelevance for another few decades Smiles. I know where to find Geelong obsessed melts from Richmond supporters without you clogging up this thread.

 

[Grin]

Back in the cuck chair of irrelevance for another few decades Smiles. I know where to find Geelong obsessed melts from Richmond supporters without you clogging up this thread.

Now now. Don't be salty and melty. I'm upsetting you, so I'll see myself out.
See you on the Richmond board

 

[PhatBoy]

Common assault v Rape. Punching the shit out of someone is a bit of a stretch, bloke wasn’t even knocked out. Yes what he did was bad but it’s a bit rich of your supporters to boo him when they have a rapist hiding behind a toe injury. Add the meth heads at your club and it’s clear the AFL suck you off no end.

AFL suspend Rankine for 4 games for saying a word, if they know a player has r*ped someone they should de-register them from the league. But we didn’t hear boo because they are a Geelong boys club.

Who is saying it’s worse? One is proven and can legally be spoken about by the media so has been published ad nauseum, the other can’t be.

One has been defended by Tigers fans and excused for some inexplicable reason, the other has been condemned roundly by everyone that supports Geelong.

What the f**k do you want us to say? ‘Hey by the way, that guy that we want jailed and kicked out of the club assuming he is guilty - we still want him jailed and kicked out of the club, assuming he is guilty’?

Literally everyone has said it mate. Just because no one is allowed to publish anything about it and no one actually has found out what has happened or if there is guilt or not, doesn’t mean he gets a free pass if he did it.

Using ‘it doesn’t get talked about’ as point scoring is the method of a moron.

You know why it doesn’t get talked about: because no one is legally allowed to.

If you want to start a bleeding heart blog about it, go right ahead: you will find yourself in a court listing yourself if you do.

And they don’t know a player has r*ped someone, do they. That’s what the legal process is for. 1000 years of the British legal system that ours is based on doesn’t get changed because you shit your pants over Noah Balta being booed by a few opposition supporters, I’m sorry.

 

[PhatBoy]

Why are you on the Richmond board?
Get help man. I worried for you brother. This obsession of yours can't be healthy.

It is literally the most entertaining board on this forum. You guys do it with everyone: ‘x board is in full meltdown mode’ is standard fare on your own board after a game. Why the hell wouldn’t anyone else read your board to see what your conspiracy theories are about on a given day?

 

[Mr Meow]

Now now. Don't be salty and melty. I'm upsetting you, so I'll see myself out.
See you on the Richmond board

Come back when you need to complain about Geelong again.

 

[PhatBoy]

Richmond threads get flooded with triggered Geelong supporters
I think you fancy us as rivals. But Richmond don't do rivalry with little clubs like Geelong, dependent on the tax payer and leg ups from the AFL to survive.

Not that I mind the AFL manufacturing unearned success for Geelong most years. They want little Geelong to survive. They know that at the first sign of challenging times, their supporters abandon their club quicker than a Cory Enright 300th

I’d have gone with ‘quicker than experienced players after Richmond’s finals chances evaporate’

 

[PhatBoy]

Richmond threads get flooded with triggered Geelong supporters
I think you fancy us as rivals. But Richmond don't do rivalry with little clubs like Geelong, dependent on the tax payer and leg ups from the AFL to survive.

Not that I mind the AFL manufacturing unearned success for Geelong most years. They want little Geelong to survive. They know that at the first sign of challenging times, their supporters abandon their club quicker than a Cory Enright 300th

The Richmond-North-West Coast has 1 Geelong poster with double-figure posts. Geelong Crazy with 14.

Oh yes it’s flooded alright.

The Richmond-West Coast future prospects thread has a leading Geelong poster count of…. 4.

I had to go about 7 pages off the front page of the forum to find that thread. That’s how much we love to post in Tigers threads. We just keep bumping them, you see.

Then there’s ’which List would you want’ out of Richmond, West Coast and North. Two Cats posters posted 1 time each. Art and Mr Marcus. Boy they flooded that one.

Carlton or Richmond: which club had more supporters? Whiskers went absolutely berserk and posted 3 times in that one.

Richmond under Adam Yze: that was actually started by a cats fan - serial thread starter, on all clubs, Taper. So he commented 14 times. Mr Meow commented 10. No one else passed 5, including me with a huge 0 posts. Yeah I’m definitely just captivated.

Richmond: Time for a rebuild? That’s got one cats poster - a non shit stirrer in My Tilly - above eight posts. I made a huge five in that one. You just couldn’t shut me up.

Noticing a pattern here??

If the discussion concerns Geelong, we post. If it doesn’t, we don’t.

 

[Grin]

I’d have gone with ‘quicker than experienced players after Richmond’s finals chances evaporate’

I did think about 'quicker than they abandon their club during a Qualifying Final against Richmond.
Has to be the biggest meltdown in Australian sporting history, Geelong supporters after that 2017 QF

 

[Grin]

8 of the top 10 posters in this thread are Geelong.
Talk about obsessed.'
But no little Geelong! we are not your rivals.
You are fun to troll though, you sensitive souls

 

[Mr Meow]

I did think about 'quicker than they abandon their club during a Qualifying Final against Richmond.
Has to be the biggest meltdown in Australian sporting history, Geelong supporters after that 2017 QF

Geelong have played 4 QFs since Richmond played their last. We know they're always around the corner. Richmond go over a decade at a time between them.

 

[PhatBoy]

I did think about 'quicker than they abandon their club during a Qualifying Final against Richmond.
Has to be the biggest meltdown in Australian sporting history, Geelong supporters after that 2017 QF

Dunno. 35,000 of yours disappeared between Dustin Martin’s 300th and your team’s next match at the same venue a week later because you were as much chance of winning as Dylan Alcott in a penalty shootout. Besides, to hear your lot tell the story aside from the old lady that complained about your fans at the 2017 QF there were no Cats fans there anyway.

 

[Mr Meow]

8 of the top 10 posters in this thread are Geelong.
Talk about obsessed.'
But no little Geelong! we are not your rivals.
You are fun to troll though, you sensitive souls

You said you were leaving. Looks like you can't get enough.

 

[Grin]

The Richmond-North-West Coast has 1 Geelong poster with double-figure posts. Geelong Crazy with 14.

Oh yes it’s flooded alright.

The Richmond-West Coast future prospects thread has a leading Geelong poster count of…. 4.

I had to go about 7 pages off the front page of the forum to find that thread. That’s how much we love to post in Tigers threads. We just keep bumping them, you see.

Then there’s ’which List would you want’ out of Richmond, West Coast and North. Two Cats posters posted 1 time each. Art and Mr Marcus. Boy they flooded that one.

Carlton or Richmond: which club had more supporters? Whiskers went absolutely berserk and posted 3 times in that one.

Richmond under Adam Yze: that was actually started by a cats fan - serial thread starter, on all clubs, Taper. So he commented 14 times. Mr Meow commented 10. No one else passed 5, including me with a huge 0 posts. Yeah I’m definitely just captivated.

Richmond: Time for a rebuild? That’s got one cats poster - a non shit stirrer in My Tilly - above eight posts. I made a huge five in that one. You just couldn’t shut me up.

Noticing a pattern here??

If the discussion concerns Geelong, we post. If it doesn’t, we don’t.

Wow. There's some obsession right there. You were obviously melting hard as you did your 'research'. You salty old thing

 

[PhatBoy]

8 of the top 10 posters in this thread are Geelong.
Talk about obsessed.'
But no little Geelong! we are not your rivals.
You are fun to troll though, you sensitive souls

Yes, because a high percentage of the posts in this thread get moved here from other threads - many of them Geelong-specific ones.

But you knew that before you posted the above comment, didn’t you.

 

[PhatBoy]

Wow. There's some obsession right there. You were obviously melting hard as you did your 'research'. You salty old thing

Yes I’m melting very hard. If you keep saying the word melt enough I’ve heard you actually turn into an internet, or something.

 

[Grin]

You said you were leaving. Looks like you can't get enough.

You obsessed mob keep tagging me.
But you're right. I can't seem to get enough of your salty melt downs. Very immature of me I know. But I just find them hilarious