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Player Watch #1: Lachy Dovaston - selected with R1(#16) in the ND - Welcome to North Melbourne Lachy

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Ever since I saw his name, I wondered if he's related someone from my mum's year whose paths probably never crossed.

Him playing for Blacky.
She, formerly of Donny and Healesville.

Anywho.

First Ranges draftee to the Roos since Ryan Clarke.

Better than Clarke to the schizen.
 

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Dovaston - Darling - Duursma
Trembath - Larkey - Curtis
I: Zurhaar
Let’s kick some winning scores in 2026.
Our no.2 goal scorer is on the bench and there is no spot for the recently acquired Spargo & Banch? Not to mention the other handful of ‘generally short in stature’ forwards (don’t want call them small forwards) we have on the list. Not knocking Dovaston, but the list management is a hot mess.

I’m pretty sure our recruiters just went best available talent.
 

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Just left the Crown or slept in his North top.


I really, really, really hope the Intrepid and Chiq logos are smaller on the real on-field guernseys because this is so ugly;


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I'd give him the #1 or #29!

I'd auction off it off every single time it's ripped or torn off him. He get 50% of the auction. This'll spur him on to pick fights, be a pest, over celebrate in oppo faces.

Lean into it. Young boys unsure of what team to follow will be forces to see reels on insta/TikTok of him.

Oppo will be taking his head off every time he gets the ball = free shots at goal. Celly in their faces and hope for an immediate free in front = 2 quick goals. Roos are on a roll.

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BT -
“Here we go! Xerri in the ruck – the big bull just MONSTERS it forward! Straight down to LDU… LUKE DAVIES-UNIACKE! He takes one on, he takes TWO on – he’s stepping, he’s weaving, he’s barging through bodies like a bowling ball with legs! And he sends it SKYWARD! A 60-metre HAIL MARY to the top of the square!


Zurhaar! ZURHAAR! UP HE GOES! CRASHES THE PACK LIKE A HUMAN WRECKING BALL! Ball spills! Who’s at the fall? The debutant… Dovaston! The kid! The first-gamer! He twinkles, he dances, he snaps… GOAL! THE ROO FANS ERUPT!


And hang on – he’s been DECAPITATED after the kick! Free kick paid! The crowd can’t believe it – the kid gets a second look! Comes in… and BANG! TWO IN A MINUTE FOR THE NEW KANGAROO! The Arden Street faithful are losing their collective minds!


If this is what North Melbourne are bringing in 2026 – LOOK OUT! The Roos are coming, they’re young, they’re hungry, and THEY. ARE. A TEAM TO WATCH!”
 

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Comes across as a complete flog.

Thats fine, we have had nice people play for us for 25 years and its got us nowhere.

Other teams fans will hate him, fantastic. We need a player like that.
 
major payne GIF


Im on the train.. You wanna hear a story about the little engine that could?
 

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Player Watch #1: Lachy Dovaston - selected with R1(#16) in the ND - Welcome to North Melbourne Lachy

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