Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[sr36]

Could have fooled me, you losers waffle on about us 24/7 win, lose or draw.

We waffle on about how hopeless you guys are - and you are hopeless - so of course beating you isn't an achievement.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

We waffle on about how hopeless you guys are - and you are hopeless - so of course beating you isn't an achievement.

Oh well, at least we'll be able to say the same thing for the next decade when the #cookedpies fall off the cliff.

A couple of easy wins for the Blues vs them next year should bump our W/L up a bit too!

 

[Robertio]

I think you're looking at the wrong statistics Robbo:

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You're picking one game mate, we can all do that, have a squiz at the ladder for the last 4 years and come back and show me where North has gone past us. With your moron way of thinking Essendon has gone past the Pies.

 

[sr36]

You're picking one game mate, we can all do that, have a squiz at the ladder for the last 4 years and come back and show me where North has gone past us. With your moron way of thinking Essendon has gone past the Pies.

That game was confirmation of what's plain to see. North have some Green shoots. Your green shoots have been shat on. And it was after grog faeces that was so acidic that it's not only killed the shoots - nothing will ever grow their again.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

That game was confirmation of what's plain to see. North have some Green shoots. Your green shoots have been shat on. And it was after grog faeces that was so acidic that it's not only killed the shoots - nothing will ever grow their again.

North have Jack Darling, Toby Pink and Caleb Daniel rolling around in their best 23. They ain't flying past anyone until they're long gone.

 

[Fadge]

North have Jack Darling, Toby Pink and Caleb Daniel rolling around in their best 23. They ain't flying past anyone until they're long gone.

Those three would be amongst Carlton's best dozen players.

 

[sr36]

North have Jack Darling, Toby Pink and Caleb Daniel rolling around in their best 23. They ain't flying past anyone until they're long gone.

Yet still your only achievement of the millenium is to be leading them 3-0 in your blockbuster matches ups.

 

[Robertio]

That game was confirmation of what's plain to see. North have some Green shoots. Your green shoots have been shat on. And it was after grog faeces that was so acidic that it's not only killed the shoots - nothing will ever grow their again.

I don't think you see anything mate, Carlton were playing half hearted with Curow and TDK shutting up shop and trying not to get hurt, fast forward to the last two games when Curnow didn't play and we won by 10 and 77 goals with a different game plan, do yourself a favour and go to SpecSavers.

 

[Robertio]

Those three would be amongst Carlton's best dozen players.

Targets for the Pies then, if you don't want to use the draft you have to get them from somewhere.

 

[Fadge]

You're picking one game mate, we can all do that, have a squiz at the ladder for the last 4 years and come back and show me where North has gone past us. With your moron way of thinking Essendon has gone past the Pies.

Don't recall Essendon beating Collingwood in our most recent encounter with them.

But then again, I don't live in the same alternate universe Blooser supporters live in.

 

[Fadge]

I don't think you see anything mate, Carlton were playing half hearted with Curow and TDK shutting up shop and trying not to get hurt, fast forward to the last two games when Curnow didn't play and we won by 10 and 77 goals with a different game plan, do yourself a favour and go to SpecSavers.

Carlton won a game by 77 goals?

 

[sr36]

I don't think you see anything mate, Carlton were playing half hearted with Curow and TDK shutting up shop and trying not to get hurt, fast forward to the last two games when Curnow didn't play and we won by 10 and 77 goals with a different game plan, do yourself a favour and go to SpecSavers.

You won by 77 goals did you Robbo? Are you using dream sequences to justify your delusion - again

 

[Fadge]

You won by 77 goals did you Robbo? Are you using dream sequences to justify your delusion - again

FMD.

No wonder he thinks his team can improve on their 9 win 2025 season....

But it's not surprising he's using results from two dead rubbers at the end of the season to give him hope going into 2026.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Those three would be amongst Carlton's best dozen players.

Further proof of brain damage from Fudger.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Would Toby Pink be the Pies best KPD option?

Darling their best KPF?

Hard to believe both may actually be true
#cookedpies

 

[sr36]

Would Toby Pink be the Pies best KPD option?

Darling their best KPF?

Hard to believe both may actually be true
#cookedpies

The scary thing is that Toby Pink would be Carlton's best small forward.

 

[Worm4]

The scary thing is that Toby Pink would be Carlton's best small forward.

A 6ft 4 inch , 27 year old rookie would be Carltons best small forward ?
Do you just make up stuff on a whim ?

 

[Worm4]

Don't recall Essendon beating Collingwood in our most recent encounter with them.

But then again, I don't live in the same alternate universe Blooser supporters live in.

Pies didnt beat them in 2024 having played them twice . Reckon thats recent enough

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

The scary thing is that Toby Pink would be Carlton's best small forward.

 

[sr36]

A 6ft 4 inch , 27 year old rookie would be Carltons best small forward ?

Yes.

Mason Cox would play a small forward role better than Fogarty, Fantasia and Motlop do. I wonder if you considered him as a short term upgrade?

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Would Toby Pink be the Pies best KPD option?

Darling their best KPF?

Hard to believe both may actually be true
#cookedpies

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

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Sounds like a Sydney problem tbh

 

[Robertio]

You won by 77 goals did you Robbo? Are you using dream sequences to justify your delusion - again

 

[sr36]

Close, but I think it's a bit more like this:

 

[Worm4]

Sounds like a Sydney problem tbh

"Curnows lack of tackling and overall effort" - whodathought ?