Test The Ashes Second Test December 4-8 1430hrs @ The Gabba

[Joffaboy]

There is no rational definition of 'total utter dominance' that includes zero away series wins for a quarter of a century.

You might want to use less hyperbolic language.

You ok?

 

[Millky95]

Boland 100% gone

Nesser is picked as a Gabba specialist. Boland will be picked

 

[Plugger35]

Ponting dropped his cool analytical role as a commentator and the old Bourbon & Beefsteak brawler version came out at the end.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Piersy update. Taking it well.

 

[MarcMaverick]

What a delusiobal bellend Stokes is.

 

[010203]

Stokes "Australia isn't a place for weak men". What are you and your mates doing here, champ?

 

[GreekLunatic]

Get ready for the so called has beens like Vaughan to have a go at this side

 

[MisterMarcus]

Isa is not that hot .sorry

I hope for the sake of your sanity that you're just being a dumb contrarian....

 

[darcytiger]

Whats funny is that Archer got double champed by Ricky in the commentators box and by Smith on the pitch in the span of 5 seconds.

Cricket Alpha dogs run off the same sheet of music!

 

[Chism]

Isa is not that hot .sorry

 

[Jack Mundy]

Careful you might start a riot

I'm a little drunk she's sexy and all I admit but..

 

[Young Redleg]

I normally want our opposition to be competitive each summer, but England are the one exception. I hope that we win 5-0 and that England barely put up a fight in the next three matches.

Nothing more satisfying than watching those smug campaigners and their bazball shit disintegrate.

 

[Scorpus]

That guy who bet $2000 on England to win the series right now

 

[WeightOfTheWorld]

He absolutely teed off on him. A few of the comments were along the lines of "He's finally turned up on the sixth day of the Ashes and they're about to lose by 8 wickets to go down 2-0" and "It's worth reminding the world about Archer's record against Smith" (and then they put up a graphic with a list of the bowlers that have bowled the most balls to Smith and never gotten him out) and then ended it with "It's too late for that, champ"!

Brutal.

Bet he wishes he can bowl out of the dodgy sight screen at Lords everywhere he goes.

 

[Black Diamond]

This reminds me of Bailey Smith mouthing off at Andrews in the GF when the game was lost.

You have been saving this, and could not believe you could use it so soon.

 

[damochandler]

Archer is soft, that last bit was like any comment section on facebook. A token tough guy talking shit but in real life a pea heart

 

[chriso11]

Feel for Stokes… he gave it all in a losing cause, including sacrificing his descendents

 

[Tyberious Funk]

Isa is not that hot .sorry

She's a neuroscientist and a former international cricketer. Also, a good commentator.

Being easy on the eyes is just one of her appealing attributes.

 

[WeightOfTheWorld]

That guy who bet $2000 on England to win the series right now

Steady on.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Verstappen and Norris to crash into each other and Piastri wins.

Let's manifest this lads

 

[Chism]

That guy who bet $2000 on England to win the series right now

Cash out be like $1:50 as well currently!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Stokes seems lost for answers and has no idea how his team is in the current position

 

[Jim Prideaux]

You can't come out and call them mentally weak dogs

I mean Punter pretty much did

 

[Andrew Mc]

What a delusiobal bellend Stokes is.

Delusion is bazball to a tee.

 

[Neese]

Stokes lost for words. Carrying the load

He looks broken. What a shame