Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[BigVic]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/embattled-carlton-board-threatens-to-cancel-membership-of-82yearold-grandfather-for-aggressive-agm-questions/news-story/6b77eea59a1c04236c49af4acdbad35c

What a pathetic club

 

[stormskye]

Double ups against eagles and north by round 14. Opening game of the season against the second worst team rich. 0 travel to Queensland to play Queensland teams. Only ONE 5 day break (we have 2) against port who ALSO are playing off a 5 day break.

And still

 

[Piesinmyeyes]

With Gerard on SEN (no 1 ticket holder it seems), the autopsy continues…
He’s even now contracted chief flog Phil Davis (who speaks his language), to analyse deeper into the mire that is the blooz.
Compulsive listening. (If you can deduce what’s being said).

Davis re the list management.
Using “The dumbbell approach “.
Emphasis on dumb alright…

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

As Bucks said on Fox earlier this week, no good club gets their CEO too heavily involved in footy decisions

I’ve never heard of a CEO getting involved in Footy Manager duties

 

[sideswipe]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/embattled-carlton-board-threatens-to-cancel-membership-of-82yearold-grandfather-for-aggressive-agm-questions/news-story/6b77eea59a1c04236c49af4acdbad35c

What a pathetic club

The funniest part of that was whoever at the club thought the term was "sought fit". FMD, surely more than one staff member prepared and reviewed that letter before it was sent. So that makes it at least two morons on staff.

 

[Rail King]

The funniest part of that was whoever at the club thought the term was "sought fit". FMD, surely more than one staff member prepared and reviewed that letter before it was sent. So that makes it at least two morons on staff.

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They've really lost the plot here.
Telling long term members to shut up and agree with every decision.

 

[sideswipe]

They've really lost the plot here.
Telling long term members to shut up and agree with every decision.

Dunno - reads to me like those two guys are complete f-heads who have engaged in pretty ordinary behaviour.

 

[Ctracks]

They've really lost the plot here.
Telling long term members to shut up and agree with every decision.

I hope muzza and snapper go off at the next AGM.

 

[gouki88]

The funniest part of that was whoever at the club thought the term was "sought fit". FMD, surely more than one staff member prepared and reviewed that letter before it was sent. So that makes it at least two morons on staff.

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Seeking fit, FMD!

 

[riddick78]

Double ups against eagles and north by round 14. Opening game of the season against the second worst team rich. 0 travel to Queensland to play Queensland teams. Only ONE 5 day break (we have 2) against port who ALSO are playing off a 5 day break.

And still

Imagine the leg up they'll get next year, maybe the AFL could give them a 5 goal start to every game?? Play West Coast 3 times?? Only play North once?? Maybe a pity pick this year?? The reach arounds they could get could be endless.

 

[Pistol Night]

They've really lost the plot here.
Telling long term members to shut up and agree with every decision.

After 30 years of being shit I’m surprised only 2 campaigners went psycho at the AGM

 

[sideswipe]

Seeking fit, FMD!

That's what Lance Whitnall never found.

 

[swoop42]

Seems perfectly reasonable for any Carlton fan to ask why they're still so sh*t at an AGM.

God knows we've all wondered the same, though in fairness our conclusion of not giving a sh*t probably isn't the answer they're all after.

 

[jimmy35]

After 30 years of being shit I’m surprised only 2 campaigners went psycho at the AGM

Only ones that sought fit enough.

 

[Pistol Night]

Only ones that sought fit enough.

Couple of 80yos were the only ones with the balls.

 

[Fadge]

Just checked out this week's My Blue Heaven podcast.

He was referencing the Pies Rat Pack if the 2010 flag era, and reflecting on how hard they played on and off the field.

'Carlton don't have a Rat Pack, we have a Miserable Sook Pack...'

Gold.

 

[Pistol Night]

Just checked out this week's My Blue Heaven podcast.

He was referencing the Pies Rat Pack if the 2010 flag era, and reflecting on how hard they played on and off the field.

'Carlton don't have a Rat Pack, we have a Miserable Sook Pack...'

Gold.

Can’t imagine a member of our rat pack having to have 4 weeks off because his missus was angry at him

 

[BillyElliott]

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

[PLAYERCARD]Patrick Cripps[/PLAYERCARD]' body - in an attempt to compensate for his teammates - has developed a case of elephantiasis in the lower abdominal region.

 

[Pistol Night]

Patrick Cripps' body - in an attempt to compensate for his teammates - has developed a case of elephantiasis in the lower abdominal region.

Is that what Robin Nahas had or am i misreading the situation?

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

Is that what Robin Nahas had or am i misreading the situation?

Something like that

 

[Horaceg]

Imagine the leg up they'll get next year, maybe the AFL could give them a 5 goal start to every game?? Play West Coast 3 times?? Only play North once?? Maybe a pity pick this year?? The reach arounds they could get could be endless.

Maybe throw in games with the stand alone VFL teams in the reserves for four points, opening round Carlton v Port Melbourne, at home of course.

 

[Horaceg]

The funniest part of that was whoever at the club thought the term was "sought fit". FMD, surely more than one staff member prepared and reviewed that letter before it was sent. So that makes it at least two morons on staff.

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Is it a threat or a promise?

 

[Mollythedolly]

After 30 years of being shit I’m surprised only 2 campaigners went psycho at the AGM

Were they the only 2 people allowed into the AGM?

 

[Pistol Night]

Were they the only 2 people allowed into the AGM?

I dont think anyone was allowed but these 2 mad old campaigners burst into the room and give them all a massive drive by