Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[MooreTreloar]

Carlton fans don’t even sound angry anymore. They sound deflated and defeated, like they’ve just accepted that they’re trash.

It warms my heart.

 

[BillyElliott]

Carlton fans don’t even sound angry anymore. They sound deflated and defeated, like they’ve just accepted that they’re trash.

It warms my heart.

I had a mixed crew around me. One bloke was in tears, head in hands & beanie off after halftime. Another one had her scarf wrapped around her face, who went totally silent after halftime. And a few others behind me who were just laughing at how pitiful they were.

It was so much fun.

 

[jathanas]

Carlton is what you get when you have all the swagger of a successful club in the modern game, without any of the actual success.

Getting rid of Voss won't fix what ails them.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Carlton is what you get when you have all the swagger of a successful club in the modern game, without any of the actual success.

Getting rid of Voss won't fix what ails them.

No truer words have been spoken.

 

[Ludovico]

"We are Carlton and **** the rest!!!"

S Kernahan


A perfect summation of who they are, and why they are where they are, and have been, for a long time.

 

[nahnah]

I saw a Carlton mod still say they have better players than us just not as good leaders… they’re just delusional to their core

 

[Finnishpie]

Carlton fans don’t even sound angry anymore. They sound deflated and defeated, like they’ve just accepted that they’re trash.

It warms my heart.

I want them so demoralised they don't even like football anymore.

I want them to have to sign up for mental health plans.

I want them to question who they are and what this world is.

I want them to develop agoraphobia so they can't leave the house and bother us all.

Am I aiming too high?

 

[Doc1763]

I want them so demoralised they don't even like football anymore.

I want them to have to sign up for mental health plans.

I want them to question who they are and what this world is.

I want them to develop agoraphobia so they can't leave the house and bother us all.

Am I aiming too high?

I think you're aiming way too low!

 

[thebaldfacts]

Now that we are 6 ahead in the head to head count, l now want to put the final nail in the coffin, by getting ahead of them in the premierships by being the first to 17.

 

[ZEV]

This bloke wanted more inside mid time at the Blues.... they wanted him at half forward and pissed him off.

Now he is playing inside mid at a top 4 team with arguably the deepest midfield and has kicked 19 goals which would have him second in Carlton's goal kicking. More than Cerra, Walsh, Hewett and Acres combined.

So happy for Matt Kennedy

 

[Matrix10]

I saw a Carlton mod still say they have better players than us just not as good leaders… they’re just delusional to their core

Now you can see why I was perma banned from their board , my last post on that board , I stated that they were and still are delusional,along with a few other choice words . got me beat why I can’t post there anymore

 

[Ludovico]

Now you can see why I was perma banned from their board , my last post on that board , I stated that they were and still are delusional,along with a few other choice words . got me beat why I can’t post there anymore

They can't handle the truth!

 

[jmac70]

They can't handle the truth!

Their mods aren’t known for having a sense of humour.

 

[jmac70]

Curnow on his way to the game*

*joke by a Carlton poster.

 

[ZEV]

I want them so demoralised they don't even like football anymore.

I want them to have to sign up for mental health plans.

I want them to question who they are and what this world is.

I want them to develop agoraphobia so they can't leave the house and bother us all.

Am I aiming too high?

We shouldn't make light of mental health but it sounds like you are describing poor Harry McKay.

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

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Curnow on his way to the game*

*joke by a Carlton poster.

Also from a Blues supporter

 

[Greenaicos]

Apparently next week and for the rest of the year, memberships have turned to 3/4 game tix.
For a discounted rate, you are free to leave at 3/4 time.
It’s already going gangbusters.

But they started leaving before 3/4 time last night!

 

[Mollythedolly]

But they started leaving before 3/4 time last night!

Getting the jump on their 1/2 time membership offer.

 

[MooreTreloar]

Just when you think things couldn’t get any funnier in Carlton’s horror season. Their supporters have started turning on each other in the media.

It’s delightful to see them arguing with each other whilst the rest of us watch on and laugh.

 

[jimmy35]

This bloke wanted more inside mid time at the Blues.... they wanted him at half forward and pissed him off.

Now he is playing inside mid at a top 4 team with arguably the deepest midfield and has kicked 19 goals which would have him second in Carlton's goal kicking. More than Cerra, Walsh, Hewett and Acres combined.

So happy for Matt Kennedy

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Yet another Vossy masterstroke.

 

[South of the Yarra]

51 days until Adrian Whitehead turns 50. Carlton will not have a Premiership player alive under 50.

 

[doofdoof]

“Michael Voss is made to coach the Carlton Football Club – a coach of great intellect, who inspires those around him and every Carlton person to not just hope, but believe in what is possible if we remain committed and true to who we are, together.

“Great organisations are built around the quality of their people and they do not come any better than our CEO and AFL senior coach. We are delighted Brian and Michael will continue to lead us beyond 2024."

Quote from Voss extension announcement, Feb 2024.

 

[jimmy35]

Quote from Voss extension announcement, Feb 2024.

Why would they let him write his own blurb

 

[jimmy35]

51 days until Adrian Whitehead turns 50. Carlton will not have a Premiership player alive under 50.

That’s a nice stat.

 

[left at home]

What is the purpose of Carlton?

Do they only exist for our pleasure?

Yes, and may it continue for the rest of my life
Cheated their way to wins in GF’s and the shit they put on us. Lies they got syd jackson to say in 1970
They deserve every bit it
From 1970 to 1995, the arrogance of the club was never checked
They still think that way
Till the whole club changes from the top down it will always be a shit club