Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

[rocker_oz33]

Just moved to Bentleigh and the kebab and hsp choices are dire and the souva situation is also not that flash hot.

Just need a kebab store guy to call me brother or boss and give me a good feed,

You should of done ya market research before moving there.

Location Location Location.

 

[rocker_oz33]

You've failed us Rocker

She won't tell me should I tie her up .

 

[Pistol Night]

She won't tell me should I tie her up .

I wouldn't go that far.

 

[troybe]

She won't tell me should I tie her up .

Just go thru her search history

 

[Ghost Patrol]

She won't tell me should I tie her up .

Yeah man she loves it, trust me.

 

[Pistol Night]

Just go thru her search history

This could end badly.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Just go thru her search history

It wasn't on her computer.
Something on the telly in the afternoon when I took the dogs out.

She won't tell me.
Because that show will give me joy probably. .

 

[troybe]

It wasn't on her computer.
Something on the telly in the afternoon when I took the dogs out.

She won't tell me.
Because that show will give me joy probably. .

Need to do a bit of dicktective work and work out what shows were on at the time the dog was taking you for a walk

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

You should of done ya market research before moving there.

Location Location Location.

Its the GF's place.

Pretty good apartment, gym and Aldi close by and close enough to Moorabbin to kidnap Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera for his next contract renewal

 

[the_interloper]

I love the people that write massive essays when leaving a job, do they realiase come Monday no one at their previous company will give a shit?

"Good luck you'll smash your new role"

Translation: You're a campaigner and I'm glad you're gone, I'm going to fight over your old accounts

 

[rocker_oz33]

Its the GF's place.

Pretty good apartment, gym and Aldi close by and close enough to Moorabbin to kidnap Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera for his next contract renewal

Just Uber some tasty foods boss .

 

[MP_]

Mrs R looking at me funny like I'm up to no good..

Those hoo hasses getting me in troubles.

MP_

And it still dont know what she was watching .

The hoo haas are following you, now in YouTube

 

[MP_]

You've failed us Rocker

He really needs to push Mrs r a bit more

 

[MP_]

Just go thru her search history

I’m ready to demand a royal commission

 

[rocker_oz33]

The hoo haas are following you, now in YouTube

She was looking at me like I'm up to no good when I was laughing at that..

 

[Over The Post]

Going back about 18 years ago a guy I know said he did that. But he went and singled people out in their office saying **** you to quite a few people. Don't know if it's true. Probably was.

When I left my first job after three years of toil at the very bottom of the public service, I was presented with a toaster and a nice card and everyone's best wishes. I wandered down the hall to say goodbye to the other minions and on the way back called in to the Assistant Goods Manager's office.

"I just wanted to say goodbye after all this time..."
"Oh, excellent, it was nice having you here etc"
"...and you are an arrogant, imperious bastard and I wish to never work for the likes of you ever again."

His assistant in the next office just about shat, and Charlie Smith spluttered and fumed and yelled at me to get out. He followed me all the way down the hall - "Get out! Get out before I call the police!" - and I deliberately sauntered back into the accounts office to wave a cheery goodbye to all the open-mouthed stunned mullets before being followed down the stairs and out onto the street before he slammed the door behind me.

Kind of burnt the bridge a bit, but even now I take pleasure in the look on that campaigner's face and the fact that my exit became railway folklore for at least the next twenty years.

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

When I left my first job after three years of toil at the very bottom of the public service, I was presented with a toaster and a nice card and everyone's best wishes. I wandered down the hall to say goodbye to the other minions and on the way back called in to the Assistant Goods Manager's office.

"I just wanted to say goodbye after all this time..."
"Oh, excellent, it was nice having you here etc"
"...and you are an arrogant, imperious bastard and I wish to never work for the likes of you ever again."

His assistant in the next office just about shat, and Charlie Smith spluttered and fumed and yelled at me to get out. He followed me all the way down the hall - "Get out! Get out before I call the police!" - and I deliberately sauntered back into the accounts office to wave a cheery goodbye to all the open-mouthed stunned mullets before being followed down the stairs and out onto the street before he slammed the door behind me.

Kind of burnt the bridge a bit, but even now I take pleasure in the look on that campaigner's face and the fact that my exit became railway folklore for at least the next twenty years.

You magnificent bastard.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Going back about 18 years ago a guy I know said he did that. But he went and singled people out in their office saying **** you to quite a few people. Don't know if it's true. Probably was.

"What's your name?!" "Ezekial"

"....."

 

[the_interloper]

When I left my first job after three years of toil at the very bottom of the public service, I was presented with a toaster and a nice card and everyone's best wishes. I wandered down the hall to say goodbye to the other minions and on the way back called in to the Assistant Goods Manager's office.

"I just wanted to say goodbye after all this time..."
"Oh, excellent, it was nice having you here etc"
"...and you are an arrogant, imperious bastard and I wish to never work for the likes of you ever again."

His assistant in the next office just about shat, and Charlie Smith spluttered and fumed and yelled at me to get out. He followed me all the way down the hall - "Get out! Get out before I call the police!" - and I deliberately sauntered back into the accounts office to wave a cheery goodbye to all the open-mouthed stunned mullets before being followed down the stairs and out onto the street before he slammed the door behind me.

Kind of burnt the bridge a bit, but even now I take pleasure in the look on that campaigner's face and the fact that my exit became railway folklore for at least the next twenty years.

You awesome campaigner

 

[MrKK]

I browsed Linkedin for the first time in a while the other day, what a complete wankfest that's turned into.

Turned into? It's always been a haven for corporate narcissists.

 

[peternorth]

People who reverse park and clog up the ENTIRE car park. Pretty impressive thing to do at chadstone prevention g others from driving into one of 10,000 spots haha

 

[peternorth]

Has anyone taken stuff from someone else’s hard rubbish?

 

[demondavey]

Wake up, cigarette, coffee, second cigarette, second coffee, poo.

You’ll need a dump after two coffees in quick succession

 

[peternorth]

After the cool change it’s windy as hell

 

[demondavey]

I wouldn't go that far.

Yes you would