Training 2026 Pre Season & Training Reports

[shintemaster]

Can confirm he told me and Quivorir he didn't mean us two at least.

That makes no sense. You two are exactly who I had in mind.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Can confirm he told me and Quivorir he didn't mean us two at least.

He was just scared of Quiv, like the rest of us.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

He was just scared of Quiv, like the rest of us.

He did shit himself but I thought that was the alcohol.

That makes no sense. You two are exactly who I had in mind.

 

[Rod Stroker]

I’ve been hurt by the preseason promise too many times with this club.

This year I am taking the view that we will be shit again and hoping to be pleasantly surprised.

Any reports that we are burning up the track this summer will be treated as an aberration (trademarked by Bard Scott).

just don't start casting dispersions

 

[King Corey]

Yup. Norf Bigfooty nuffs are probably incapable of embarrassing themselves further, but they embarrass the rest of the supporters and the club. Nathan Grima was right.

Image: Krakouer Bonar finally erupts after years of mentally one upping on North Melbourne forum posters

 

[Lomas]

Image: Krakouer Bonar finally erupts after years of mentally one upping on North Melbourne forum posters

Someone censored old mate….

 

[Lomas]

just don't start casting dispersions

Or crafting them

 

[HugeJohnson1]

Pics please.

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

So excited for pc and bull next year

Could easily combine for 90 goals.

 

[DuckYeah]

So excited for pc and bull next year

Could easily combine for 90 goals.

We do play the bottom sides as double ups. Zurhaar will no doubt get 3/4 of his goals against em

 

[shinboner magic]

So excited for pc and bull next year

Could easily combine for 90 goals.

Yeah Camz is the future.

Glad he’s so well supported on here

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Zac Fisher

16

Zac Fisher

Age

27

Ht

175cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

7.9

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.0

5star

MG

384.0

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

384.0

5star

D

12.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

3.0

5star

seems to have come back to training with the body of a 7/11 worker.

 

[danj]

Zac Fisher seems to have come back to training with the body of a 7/11 worker.

Is that good or bad?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Is that good or bad?

I'll rephrase for clarity.
Zac Fisher seems to have come back to training with the body of a 7/11 worker who has open access to the pastry warmer.

 

[madrootamahony]

We do play the bottom sides as double ups. Zurhaar will no doubt get 3/4 of his goals against em

Averaged 2 a game against the top 4 you moron. That’s on pace for 45, half of 90. ****ing idiot

Adelaide - 1 goal
Geelong - 2 goals
Brisbane - 2 goals
Collingwood - 3 goals

 

[DuckYeah]

Averaged 2 a game against the top 4 you moron. That’s on pace for 45, half of 90. ****ing idiot

Adelaide - 1 goal
Geelong - 2 goals
Brisbane - 2 goals
Collingwood - 3 goals

The Champ is back. Whats going on there bruiser? Who you going to threaten to kill today?

Zurhaar is a sheep dog joe the goose cabbage.

 

[DuckYeah]

My favourite shot map for zurhaar from 24/25

19 shots. 3 goals 9 no scores.

H U N G R Y

Now thats leadership material

 

[madrootamahony]

The Champ is back. Whats going on there bruiser? Who you going to threaten to kill today?

Zurhaar is a sheep dog joe the goose cabbage.

You kill all literate football supporters with your moronic takes. Nothing of any substance in reply to suggest your dislike for Zurhaar is in any way justified, just your usual proverbial grunts that reek through this site. Why don’t you go back to licking Duursma’s nuts?

 

[archerboy]

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My favourite shot map for zurhaar from 24/25

19 shots. 3 goals 9 no scores.

H U N G R Y

Now thats leadership material

Why not show us the whole picture, instead of select stats to suit your argument? He obviously scored more than 3 goals over that time. Could the no scores be passes to a better positioned team mate?

 

[Chip Scab1]

You kill all literate football supporters with your moronic takes. Nothing of any substance in reply to suggest your dislike for Zurhaar is in any way justified, just your usual proverbial grunts that reek through this site. Why don’t you go back to licking Duursma’s nuts?

Mate, I know you mean well but he ain't alone in thinking Duursma will be MUCH better than Zurhaar. Zurhaar is a bit of a cat (had a decent year though), that you fail to recognise this is actually on you.

How bout you (and others) want the best for North as opposed to being happy with mediocrity.

 

[madrootamahony]

Mate, I know you mean well but he ain't alone in thinking Duursma will be MUCH better than Zurhaar. Zurhaar is a bit of a cat (had a decent year though), that you fail to recognise this is actually on you.

How bout you (and others) want the best for North as opposed to being happy with mediocrity.

Duursma has shown nothing at AFL level. And I like Duursma. But FMD the Zurhaar hate is so forced. How shit have we been for how long? Larkey Zurhaar Curtis the only forwards who have resembled putting up a decent return. DuckYeah is the bitch mate

 

[DuckYeah]

Why not show us the whole picture, instead of select stats to suit your argument? He obviously scored more than 3 goals over that time. Could the no scores be passes to a better positioned team mate?

Lol no because its a shot map, not passing.

 

[DuckYeah]

You kill all literate football supporters with your moronic takes. Nothing of any substance in reply to suggest your dislike for Zurhaar is in any way justified, just your usual proverbial grunts that reek through this site. Why don’t you go back to licking Duursma’s nuts?

Its absolutely justified. Ferbs thinks the same. There are many supporters who can play and see the game that think he is a major problem inside that forward line. But you do you Champ

 

[madrootamahony]

Its absolutely justified. Ferbs thinks the same. There are many supporters who can play and see the game that think he is a major problem inside that forward line. But you do you Champ

6 players in the whole AFL had more goals and tackles inside 50 than Zurhaar last year and one of them was Curtis. 6 ****ing players and in a team that gets **** all inside 50 deliveries, you reckon he’s the PROBLEM in that forward line sit down ****head

 

[shinboner magic]

Mate, I know you mean well but he ain't alone in thinking Duursma will be MUCH better than Zurhaar. Zurhaar is a bit of a cat (had a decent year though), that you fail to recognise this is actually on you.

How bout you (and others) want the best for North as opposed to being happy with mediocrity.

Someone needs to take his position off him by performing better than Camz does.
Duursma should be targeting Parker’s position- with Colby and Finn projected to move into the middle , is Parker required