Autopsy Preseason Matchup vs Melbourne - Friday 20 February

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Daniel.

**** HIM OFF OUT OF THE BACKLINE!

 

[Rod Stroker]

Simpkin is shit on the wing because he can't deliver inside 50.

 

[Moti]

Pies list manager got a written warning today.

A 2nd Rd for Jy did the trick

 

[leighlee13]

First match against another club in six months & we’ve played a quarter & eight minutes.
Let’s not panic just yet.

Not going to panic by any stretch of the imagination. Just can't see a lot that has changed thus far. Melbourne is looking much more slick than they have been in the recent past.

 

[My Left Foote]

Desperately trying not to go too early given it's the first quarter of a practice match but it's difficult to be optimistic for this season when every single issue that we've had for the last 5 years (defending, transition and F50 entires) were exposed tenfold in that quarter. Not panicking just yet but I am becoming genuinely concerned that we will never be able to fix those issues whilst Clarkson is coach.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Dees with 50+ up just 11 mins into second quarter

 

[joegreen]

**** Simpkin just killed Sheez.

Yep, had all the time in the world and was a shocking kick.

 

[Roos92]

Simpkin torching the ball as usual

 

[Liam Boy]

this is remarkably, remarkably bad camera work. don't Melbourne play all their AFLW home games here?

 

[King Corey]

Jy Simpkin

12

Jy Simpkin

Age

27

Ht

183cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

8.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.9

4star

D

20.6

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.5

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.2

2star

the Deflator.

 

[Only Forwards]

**** off Simpkin

I think that’s his 2026 intention.

 

[Samsquanch]

We got a free at least.

That's a win.

Of sorts.

 

[footy2016]

Our best player injured because the former captain can’t hit a 30m kick to a bloke in space.

Thanks Jy, hand another trade request in and hopefully the club grants it.

 

[SammyRoo]

What’s the hell is the free kick count !?

 

[Disco Dew]

Simpkin can not use the ball well at all. ****ing hell

Nek minnet

 

[Only Forwards]

Daniel.

**** HIM OFF

FTFY.

 

[kool kangas]

What’s the score?

NM 4.4 Melb 8.5

 

[SimpinForSimpkin]

The duality of Jy lmao

 

[Liam Boy]

Kicks into space so guys can lead at the ball? Shit, do we finally have a forward line coach?

 

[Brian Fontana]

Is Sheezel ok? I just saw him go down holding his leg. Anyone there. They didn’t see it in commentary

 

[Samsquanch]

CCFJ!!

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Took him 5 chances but Simpkin finally hits a kick inside fwd 50

 

[Waynesworld]

this is remarkably, remarkably bad camera work. don't Melbourne play all their AFLW home games here?

Yet they still have the 504HD logo in the top corner…

 

[zoomba23]

Lock him in for 23 games this year plus finals

 

[Waynesworld]

CCJ!!!