Autopsy Preseason Matchup vs Melbourne - Friday 20 February

[Moti]

Latrelle Pickett a special talent.

Putting us to the sword.

We looked at him but we can't have 2 fast players on the list, that would just be silly.

 

[Clarke is King]

Why do our forwards all lead back to goal?

 

[kangamike]

Can't believe I'm hurting so much from just a practice match.... 1st time I've said this but Clarko has to go. This reminds me so much of 1993. Stacks of talent but the coach can't get the best out of them.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

86 points down to a side predicted to go bottom 4…lmao!

 

[tales129]

How did no one see this coming?

Clarko is gone by round 6 IMO

 

[Brian Fontana]

If this club had any plums, they would sack Clarkson now. 100 point loss and not even in it after the first 5 minute against a bittom 4 team 4 years into your contract

 

[CURVE]

COUGH UP OUR MONEY AND USE IT FOR THE ****ING SENIOR TEAM.

Instead of paying for LAHA for foreign international players. The cost of the LAHA players is 1 x program for the year… a proper football program. Ship off north admin.

I ****ing bank on it, I will be saying the same shit come bye round.

Our club sniffs its own farts and im
Tired of it

So ****in' leave ya campaigner. We won't miss you.

 

[Only Forwards]

What. A. F***ing. Disgrace.

 

[Makeshift Park]

I know its just a practice match, but I wouldn't be angry to learn tomorrow that Clarko's been dumped for Littlejohn or Clarke.

 

[chickenonachain]

Season hasn’t started yet and already I’m hating football

 

[DuckYeah]

You know what will bring the seniors together? Having a ****ing hang out like Zurhaar as a leader..

This club is nothing more than a fat pay cheque to spuds. Thats all we are.

We are nothing more than money, that goes for the men and the women.

Pay day? North is the club. Who wants it..

This club is an absolute shitshow

 

[scottywiper]

Big Game Zane not interested in small games..

 

[Bowski]

Simpkin hits up Melbourne defender with a perfectly weighted kick, sensational stuff.

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

Excuse the intrusion. I know it’s only pre-season but you guys have way too much talent for this. I came and posted the same thing after we beat you at Marvel last year - which was probably the most lifeless performance I’ve ever seen by an AFL team.

IMO, the evidence is irrefutable now that Clarkson is to you what Malthouse was at Carlton. You can’t go through a whole season like this - hope you do what is clear needs to happen and go for a first time coach. Lappin, Caracella… plenty of candidates out there. Reckon giving Stewie Dew another go certainly wouldn’t be any worse than what you’re getting now.

Please send help

 

[Samsquanch]

North getting belted.

Positives- has been some good ball movement at times.
Duurs moving well and looks highly skilled
I think LDU in particular has had some really good moments.
Larkey doing well with limited moments.
CCJ took a couple of nice pack marks

Negatives- Hardeman injury
Super poor transition defence from the outset
Running half the effort of our oppo and noticable
Some really poor bombing into F50

In almost every situation where a North player gets possession it seems that it is only when they have the ball in hand when they make their decision where to kick it. There's no cohesion and no predictability of where a teammate might be.

 

[DuckYeah]

So ****in' leave ya campaigner. We won't miss you.

**** you campaigner! This is my club!!!

How bout you **** off!!!

I’ll ****in riot! I am ANTIFA, I do not like fascist shit and this club is fascist rubbish!!!

**** your fascist campaigner mouth.

Enough is enough.

 

[LeFtBehinD]

We’ve hit the front!!

 

[My Left Foote]

I know its just a practice match, but I wouldn't be angry to learn tomorrow that Clarko's been dumped for Littlejohn or Clarke.

We're way too gutless to do anything like that.

 

[DarwinRoo]

How the **** is this the same club that runs the back to back AFLW Premiers?

 

[the_cleaner]

hey we’re up by 2, what a comeback!

 

[chickenonachain]

Can't believe I'm hurting so much from just a practice match.... 1st time I've said this but Clarko has to go. This reminds me so much of 1993. Stacks of talent but the coach can't get the best out of them.

I’m not sure about stacked for talent

 

[Dan]

Watch us lose the 2 minute scenario by 20 points lol

 

[pizzasteve88]

Yeah I’m looking at the trees in the background hardly moving really windy

I’m out here & you get more wind in the entrance tunnels at Docklands.

 

[Lomas]

We’ve hit the front!!

Enjoy it!

 

[My Left Foote]

How the **** is this the same club that runs the back to back AFLW Premiers?

One team is coached by a person that knows what he's doing the other is coached by a has been.