Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 8 - Blues v Saints Sat May 2nd 7:35pm AEST (Marvel)

[Hollow Knight]

Cody Walker is currently lobbying the AFL to make the bidding rules even stricter.

 

[HairyO]

If by 'late' you mean 'as he kicked it', I would be inclined to agree with you

He was never going to impact the kick. Id be amazed if there isnt a fine. It was simply never going to end well.

 

[Cleavy]

The Carlton Blues are like Milhouse when he was Fallout Boy, we have to do it again and again and again and again

from different angles!

 

[kozi]

Cripps would have to be the worst brownlow winner in history

Beat me to it

 

[MarcMaverick]

As I have said of Cripps, looks like Tarzan plays like Jane.

 

[Skull Face]

Umpires going to give Carlton soft frees in the final term now it's dead to even the count and pretend like it's not something they always do

 

[LightTower4]

Harry McSpud

 

[MarcMaverick]

Cody Walker is currently lobbying the AFL to make the bidding rules even stricter.

Or looking to change his surname.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Charlie Curnow, is absolutely laughing, because he is out of this absolute abysmal Football Club, that is the Carlton Blues

Their fans spent all their energy sending Charlie bad vibes rather than worrying about their own mess.

Typical Blues

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Cripps has to be the worst player to win a brownlow. I’m taking Woewodin over him

McKay is the worst Coleman medallist in living memory.

Only marginally better than his "no strengths" brother.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Harry McSpud

Get rid of Curnow and keep McKay.
You cant make this shit up

 

[Hollow Knight]

Umpires going to give Carlton soft frees in the final term now it's dead to even the count and pretend like it's not something they always do

Ssshhh, you’ll accidentally summon Plugger35 from the shadow realm.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Charlie Curnow

35

Charlie Curnow

Age

29

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

, is absolutely laughing, because he is out of this absolute abysmal Football Club, that is the Carlton Blues

then you have Boak, who could have gone to any club in the league, but chose Carlton to be responsible for Culture. Poor bloke had no hope.

 

[FreoRicci]

He’s a decent player but he’s been sent to football jail. Do not pass go.

Love how he was upset at being offered for trade.
Sydney couldn’t give a crap. Rosas is just as decent anyway.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Or looking to change his surname.

He’s Tex’s son, yeah?

 

[MarcMaverick]

then you have Boak, who could have gone to any club in the league, but chose Carlton to be responsible for Culture. Poor bloke had no hope.

He is in the 9th circle of Hell, or maybe even the 10th if that even is possible

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Tom Mitchell covers the ground better than Captain Cripps these days.

 

[twiggy4PM]

The attacks on Cripps is very BF and forgets how good he was.

Age or injury has caught up with him and he has lost the explosive pace he once had. A decade of carrying Carlton has taken its toll.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Cody Walker is currently lobbying the AFL to make the bidding rules even stricter.

Chesser has requested a trade back to West Coast

 

[FreoRicci]

All that work by Kemp only for McKay be a spud

 

[kozi]

McKay is the worst Coleman medallist in living memory.

Only marginally better than his "no strengths" brother.

Agreed

Also go Hammers tonight

 

[MarcMaverick]

He’s Tex’s son, yeah?

Maybe he can claim to his actually Tex's son and not Andrew's son. Other than that maybe he does need to change his surname to maybe Lynch

 

[SuperSteele22]

He was never going to impact the kick. Id be amazed if there isnt a fine. It was simply never going to end well.

Agree 100% he was never impacting it but it seems to me you're expecting a bloke who's running full pelt and is in a lunging motion to vanish midair which is bewildering to me. I'd go as far as to day I thought he did a reasonable job to minimise the impact knowing the fence was semi nearby

 

[FeedMeMoore]

McKay is easily the worst Coleman winner of all time

 

[Hollow Knight]

Sad Carlton supporter montage time.