Game Day 1st EF: Pig's Arses Salary Cap Cheating 5 Spoon Winning No Legit Finals Win Since 2001 Bloosers vs Bluddy Shouldn't Even Be Here Swines AKA Cheats Cup

[Footy Is The Win]

Unlucky Carlton, now you have to listen to Sydney supporters winge about the umpiring for the next 5+ years

Free Kick Bulldogs

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

And you are so good looking?

I used to be. I meant the spectacles.

 

[Feraligatr]

Homely at best.
No Nadia bartels anyway.

Would rather homely to Nadia Bartell any day of the week if I was that way inclined.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

A potential EOTW contender? Having a "my life is better than yours" melt mid-game was impressive <3

More like a FOTY red hot favourite

 

[Dinsdale]

The Enforcer starting on 9, Clint killing punks to finish the night.

 

[Plugger35]

I hope the umpires spend all those paper bags full of cash to get Carlton over the line wisely and don't blow it all on gambling like Fevola.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Eat my meat, Carlton haters

 

[Triggering Tiger]

And you are so good looking?

I must admit cripp's missus is a plain looking jane compared to him, he's a pretty good looking rooster but he gets bad haircuts.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Eat my meat, Carlton haters

Doing a bank job tonight bro?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Doing a bank job tonight bro?

Rich enough as it is not to rob any banks.

The interest I get from opposition tears and salt is profit enough

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Also, congrats to Essendong for winning the pole!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The Enforcer starting on 9, Clint killing punks to finish the night.

"Ya feeling lucky punk?"

 

[Plugger35]

Eat my meat, Carlton haters

You look a bit like that flog Hutchy, wouldn't surprise me if you were related to him.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Why does EJ's selfie have an Imgflip watermark on it?

 

[Dinsdale]

Eat my meat, Carlton haters

My God you have fat fingers

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You look a bit like that flog Hutchy, wouldn't surprise me if you were related to him.

EJ looks like he has a fungal nail problem, he needs to stay off the yeast which means off the beers.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Why does EJ's selfie have an Imgflip watermark on it?

He must have uploaded it there to get a URL, sorry i'm a nerd sometimes.

 

[Plugger35]

I must admit cripp's missus is a plain looking jane compared to him, he's a pretty good looking rooster but he gets bad haircuts.

She's punching above her weight there, I think that's his old high school sweetheart, respect to him that he didn't trade her in for a WAG.

Like this bloke.

 

[JustaBattler]

I hope the umpires spend all those paper bags full of cash to get Carlton over the line wisely and don't blow it all on gambling like Fevola.

Good luck tomorrow night floggo.

 

[Occidental]

You look a bit like that flog Hutchy, wouldn't surprise me if you were related to him.

I AM your father EJ

 

[Xtreme]

Who knew that SOS was the catalyst to building the list that finally got Carlton a new premiership cup after nearly 30 years in the wilderness

 

[Plugger35]

Good luck tomorrow night floggo.

Cheers bro, hopefully we can get the ride from the umpires against GWS you got against the Swans tonight and get through to next week.

 

[Jazny]

Eat my meat, Carlton haters

I didn't know you were a member of antifa

 

[JustaBattler]

Cheers bro, hopefully we can get the ride from the umpires against GWS you got against the Swans tonight and get through to next week.

I don't count frees - but I did get a tad upset with teh bald kent who was giving Sydney a pretty good ride all night..oh yeah - 7 frees to Sydney and 2 to Carlton in the final quarter..some ride eh?

 

[Dinsdale]

She's punching above her weight there, I think that's his old high school sweetheart, respect to him that he didn't trade her in for a WAG.

Like this bloke.

Doesn't leave much to the imagination...and her dress is also revealing