2021 Non-Crows AFL Discussion Part 1: we can have lots of fun!

[GROTTO]

Read a post on their board after their game this week where someone lamented that it's the first time they haven't been top since 2019.

Mmmm, pretty sure if you don't make the grand final you don't finish top.

Alberton, where logic, facts and intelligence does not matter.

 

[jackster83]

Cop the form on the archery too. Has this potato ever seen someone shoot an arrow? You don't hold the bow or the arrow like a ******* pair of tweezers.

Bit like Charlie Cameron revving the motorbike with both hands.

 

[GROTTO]

Bit like Charlie Cameron revving the motorbike with both hands.

Maybe its late at night, but Eddie is the only Crows player I remember that enjoyed a celebration. Some what IMO more humble that CC or Duursma.

Mind you that was after a goal that was blue chip quality, not your every day kind of goal.

 

[jackster83]

Maybe its late at night, but Eddie is the only Crows player I remember that enjoyed a celebration. Some what IMO more humble that CC or Duursma.

Mind you that was after a goal that was blue chip quality, not your every day kind of goal.

Poholke had his little shark or rooster thing.

 

[spenze]

Poholke had his little shark or rooster thing.

Yeah but he did that when he kicked to the advantage of a team mate

 

[SugarShane]

Maybe its late at night, but Eddie is the only Crows player I remember that enjoyed a celebration. Some what IMO more humble that CC or Duursma.

Mind you that was after a goal that was blue chip quality, not your every day kind of goal.

I think Knight liked a chainsaw but I can't remember if that was a regular thing or a one off. Sample size also isn't overwhelming. But yeah, if you kick one from the front row like Eddie did you're well within your rights to remind everyone who owns that pocket/forward line.

 

[Sanders]

Cop the form on the archery too. Has this potato ever seen someone shoot an arrow? You don't hold the bow or the arrow like a ******* pair of tweezers.

looks like he’s playing ‘air mandolin’

 

[footy4ever]

What a crackerjack round coming up in Round 4.

In case you forgot, here is some fond memories the last time the Tigers played against Port at AO.

Duursma hatching an egg in the Prelim.

The same outcome would be nice but Richmond have their heads so far up their own backsides at the moment I reckon Port get them easily this time.

 

[Geoffa32]

I actually think Port will win, Richmond are decimated at the moment and we all know Port love a minor round win at home.

A Richmond win will say a hell of a lot more about Port than it does Richmond.

It is like last year. Richmond limping to AO in the minor round to play Port.

Port will win, and win well.

Brush off last weeks loss as a one off.


Even though they always struggle against teams with good key forwards due to their midget backline. Particularly when it counts in September.

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[Punchy Bassett]

So sex pest pepper needs to win back the confidence of his team mates? But I thought he was on leave for mental health? Mr Potato Head Davies wouldn't be lying again would he?

 

[jackster83]

So sex pest pepper needs to win back the confidence of his team mates? But I thought he was on leave for mental health? Mr Potato Head Davies wouldn't be lying again would he?

Port really need to just offload him. He's not good enough to be worth the hassle.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

Port really need to just offload him. He's not good enough to be worth the hassle.

I think its piss poor form to use the mental health card when it appears this is anything but

 

[chazwazza]

I think its piss poor form to use the mental health card when it appears this is anything but

Too often used in all areas of society, mostly by narcissists in positions of power

 

[spexau]

Maybe its late at night, but Eddie is the only Crows player I remember that enjoyed a celebration. Some what IMO more humble that CC or Duursma.

Mind you that was after a goal that was blue chip quality, not your every day kind of goal.

Does Rowie count with his youthful exuberance ?

 

[GameofSloanes]

So sex pest pepper needs to win back the confidence of his team mates? But I thought he was on leave for mental health? Mr Potato Head Davies wouldn't be lying again would he?

Was clearly a club suspension

 

[MatthewB]

Yeah but he did that when he kicked to the advantage of a team mate

is that why I don't remember it

 

[Crow_68]

Maybe its late at night, but Eddie is the only Crows player I remember that enjoyed a celebration. Some what IMO more humble that CC or Duursma.

Mind you that was after a goal that was blue chip quality, not your every day kind of goal.

Schoenberg doesn't mind the double bicep flex.

 

[jenny61_99]

Schoenberg doesn't mind the double bicep flex.

Tex did a "beast mode" hulk impression after one of his goals on Friday, does that count?

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Was clearly a club suspension

Or first strike

 

[hey shorty]

Or first strike

Sounds more likely

 

[Scorpus]

Jarrod Witts

28

Jarrod Witts

Age

33

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.8

4star

CL

3.3

5star

HO

31.8

5star

D

10.8

3star

K

5.9

2star

HB

4.9

3star

CL

3.4

4star

HO

29.5

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

3.6

3star

CL

0.4

3star

HO

8.0

5star

did his ACL in the match against us. Devastating for him

 

[Mr_Moogle]

Jarrod Witts did his ACL in the match against us. Devastating for him

Yeah that's what it looked like on the night. Poor bugger.

 

[UcantCme]

Jarrod Witts

28

Jarrod Witts

Age

33

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.8

4star

CL

3.3

5star

HO

31.8

5star

D

10.8

3star

K

5.9

2star

HB

4.9

3star

CL

3.4

4star

HO

29.5

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

3.6

3star

CL

0.4

3star

HO

8.0

5star

did his ACL in the match against us. Devastating for him

I really like him as a player and it's a huge blow to GC season

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[Crow_68]

I really like him as a player and it's a huge blow to GC season

On SM-G973F using BigFooty.com mobile app

Good, honest player.

Big challenge with their backups injured, opportunity for a journeyman ruck in the mid season draft?

 

[DJ75]

I think its piss poor form to use the mental health card when it appears this is anything but

It had absolutely nothing to do with mental health and it really annoys me.

In 2021, clubs should be well aware that a player taking drugs and going on a bender should not be defended as a 'mental health' issue. Yes they clearly need help, but it disgusting to place it in the same category as people who have legitimate long term depression and anxiety.

Port will always be absolute scum in the way they deal with players and lie to their supporters. (Anyone noticed that Port Magpies no longer exist in the SANFL??)