Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[Shell]

Yeah hens night. All the hens nights she goes to are at the strippers.
They do sound kind of crap. Kind of a ripoff.
They put all the hens parties together at once and do them all together.

Where is it in the city?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Where is it in the city?

Yep

 

[Shell]

Coolio. Hope she has a good time

 

[Spazz Cat]

Very cliche... idk what I'd do for a hen's.

Probably nothing cause I'd wanna elope. fu** all that sh*t

Meh. I don't really give a shit. If I can do what I want next weekend she can get balls in her face.

 

[Shell]

Im not saying you should give a shit..

 

[Spazz Cat]

Im not saying you should give a sh*t..

Fair enough. I actually agree with you not wanting one.
They look annoying as f**k. One of them wears a sash. And someone/multiple people always ends up getting pissed and crying.

 

[Shell]

My views on relationships she could screw the stripper, i wouldnt give a shit..

 

[Shell]

*if... i was a lesbian. In a relationship with a bi woman.

 

[Spazz Cat]

My views on relationships she could screw the stripper, i wouldnt give a sh*t..

I like your policy on strippers.

 

[Shell]

Fair enough. I actually agree with you not wanting one.
They look annoying as f**k. One of them wears a sash. And someone/multiple people always ends up getting pissed and crying.

I'd just probably do something completely different idk, hotel room in the city but not strippers. Or some day spa day.

I dont need to do strippers stuff.

 

[Shell]

I like your policy on strippers.

Yeah just make sure you use protection. All good.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I'd just probably do something completely different idk, hotel room in the city but not strippers. Or some day spa day.

I dont need to do strippers stuff.

Before I got married. (Was in Bali) My missus and her friends took me out for tea. I wondered why one of my mates didn't wanna come out.
Then her friend offered me to swap her seats at the table which I thought was weird cause she'd normally tell me to get f**ked if I took her seat.
It was a drag queen show. And they kept coming over to the table and grabbing my dick etc.

 

[Down at K Park]

Before I got married. (Was in Bali) My missus and her friends took me out for tea. I wondered why one of my mates didn't wanna come out.
Then her friend offered me to swap her seats at the table which I thought was weird cause she'd normally tell me to get f**ked if I took her seat.
It was a drag queen show. And they kept coming over to the table and grabbing my dick etc.

And you loved it

 

[Kram]

Yeah hens night.

Used to see them at the Mustang Bar in Perth all the time with those stupid lists of things they have to do.

 

[Spazz Cat]

And you loved it

It was allright. Ended up being a really good night

 

[rocker_oz33]

Went out to get Mrs Rocky something for her birthday.
Well the one shop I wanted to go too was not there anymore ..well fook off ..this is fine Gif.

All other gift shops were rubbish .

Got some things .

Went into place to get a gift card.
Lady at the counter goes your after a gift card.
How did you know that ?
Man walks into a lady's shop ....we're not that silly.
Well would it feel better if I start trying a afew things on ....
You never know these days..
Another customer said true that ,,you might like a few things and might make you feel good .

Shopping sux Arse.

 

[rocker_oz33]

*if... i was a lesbian. In a relationship with a bi woman.

Go on...

 

[Munich]

Darren Cahill says Fedski will play AO.

Huge if true.

 

[GeelongFTW]

Darren Cahill says Fedski will play AO.

Huge if true.

Would love nothing more than if Novax misses out on the GS record bevause he refused to give out his vaccination record and no tournament let's him in.

 

[Shell]

Go on...

Unfortunately I can't, cause I'm not a lesbian.

 

[Shell]

Darren Cahill says Fedski will play AO.

Huge if true.

Federer?

Hasnt he retired already. And if not, get on with it pls.

 

[Shell]

It was allright. Ended up being a really good night

Yeah, I dont laugh at unwanted sexual touching and stuff, men or women.

Apparently at Amsterdam on our contiki, this chick was pulled up on stage (apparently she's really strict when it comes to sex and stuff like that, and had a bf back home) there and was in tears afterwards.

Its really not cool this type of shit- the performers or whoever should get explicit permission from ppl in an audience to do that type of stuff.

 

[Shell]

*im glad you had fun tho/turned out ok for you

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah, I dont laugh at unwanted sexual touching and stuff, men or women.

Apparently at Amsterdam on our contiki, this chick was pulled up on stage (apparently she's really strict when it comes to sex and stuff like that, and had a bf back home) there and was in tears afterwards.

Its really not cool this type of sh*t- the performers or whoever should get explicit permission from ppl in an audience to do that type of stuff.

Fair enough. If you know people and you set them up it's fine IMO. Cause you know they'll be fine with it.
But yeah, probably don't order a stripper for a nun or something.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Went out to get Mrs Rocky something for her birthday.
Well the one shop I wanted to go too was not there anymore ..well fook off ..this is fine Gif.

All other gift shops were rubbish .

Got some things .

Went into place to get a gift card.
Lady at the counter goes your after a gift card.
How did you know that ?
Man walks into a lady's shop ....we're not that silly.
Well would it feel better if I start trying a afew things on ....
You never know these days..
Another customer said true that ,,you might like a few things and might make you feel good .

Shopping sux Arse.

Can't go wrong with a gift card. Couples should never buy each other actual things.
Gift cards are better.