Up the Coasters 2024 Player Sponsor Draft

[SloppyJoe]

Posts that didn't age well

Watch me be the next, lol

 

[Monsterdarlz]

Going to take my namestake Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

33

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

Mop you are up

 

[Mop]

Some solid contenders in the board still.

I’ll take the excitement machine himself #1 Liam Ryan

31

Liam Ryan

Age

29

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.6

5star

 

[Mop]

ThePuma #9 batter up

 

[ThePuma #9]

I didn’t think I’d have so many decent choices left at my pick so I’m very pleased to say after some careful consideration I’ll be sponsoring our Co-Captain Liam Duggan

14

Liam Duggan

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

5.3

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

283.7

4star

D

16.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.7

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

283.7

4star

D

13.2

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.2

3star

in 2024.

WCEswift you are on the clock.

 

[WCEswift]

Ill take everyones favourite fat turned thin, turned fat, turned thin Jeremy Mcgovern

20

Jeremy Mcgovern

Age

34

Ht

197cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

4.6

3star

M

6.8

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

238.7

4star

D

12.4

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.0

3star

MG

183.4

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

2.2

2star

M

7.2

5star

T

1.4

4star

InTheWings your up

 

[InTheWings]

Awesome!! I'm hoping for a breakout year for Luke Edwards!

twadds over to you.

 

[twadds]

Awesome!! I'm hoping for a breakout year for Luke Edwards!

twadds over to you.

I’ll take reigning club champion Tim Kelly.

Wedgetailed Westerner you’re up.

 

[Wedgetailed Westerner]

I'll take Petrol
UseR2006 you're up

 

[Frederico_WA]

I'll take Petrol
UseR2006 you're up

UseR2006 4hrs till I skip ya

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I'll take Petrol
UseR2006 you're up

 

[AsterixTheGaul]

UseR2006 4hrs till I skip ya

thats 4 hours

 

[Frederico_WA]

Jordyn Baker


AsterixTheGaul up!

 

[AsterixTheGaul]

I had hoped to get Noah but since I only had a 5th round pick, I will take Noah’s mentor - Jamie Cripps

15

Jamie Cripps

Age

34

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.9

5star

G

1.3

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

0.4

3star

D

6.4

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

.

Jamie Cripps

15

Jamie Cripps

Age

34

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.9

5star

G

1.3

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

0.4

3star

D

6.4

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

has been elevated to the role of mentor to the small forward brigade and is directly guiding Noah.

Time to call out players like Sheed who calls for passes in a worse position, time to call out those forwards who won’t chase, time to turn this club around

Barrybran - your turn

 

[Barrybran]

I'll take Jayden Hunt

5

Jayden Hunt

Age

31

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

thanks

SloppyJoe

 

[SloppyJoe]

Rhett Bazzo: I choose you!

Hook461123

 

[Hook461123]

I'll take Witho

Ready to build on a solid season last year, Witho is ready to cement his spot in the back 6 and prove his doubters wrong.

Dylan82 you're up

 

[LittleFires]

I'll take Witho

Ready to build on a solid season last year, Witho is ready to cement his spot in the back 6 and prove his doubters wrong.

Dylan82 you're up

BeornJ ouch

 

[BeornJ]

BeornJ ouch

 

[flyinghi64]

If he got through to me, I would have been kind

 

[Dylan82]

Pick 40 - Jarrod Brander Josh Rotham

35

Josh Rotham

Age

28

Ht

193cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

2.8

2star

M

4.7

4star

T

1.8

4star

MG

167.2

3star

D

7.5

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.0

1star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

157.5

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

168.0

3star

The always entertainer.


Match getting a bit stale? You can always count on Rotham to come up with something unexpected:





Have a shambolic event, hosted solely in the name of corporate sponsorship? You can count on Rotham to be your man to win it:





Worried about headlines after a 100-point loss? Don't - Rotham will work to make those go away through creating some of his own:





Indeed, it is like a great Shakespearean tragedy - the hero whose cursed body is still trying to catch up with the size of their head.






And now guess what, the long-awaited year of singularity, when mind and body finally align are upon us.

Expect to see glorious upheaval, and of more opponents being broken.




Fastest player defensive half player in the squad. Still hasn't even played 60 games.

Hurn hanging up the boots, Duggan moving more into midfield.


2024 is all setup to be a breakout year in a big way for Josh Rotham

35

Josh Rotham

Age

28

Ht

193cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

2.8

2star

M

4.7

4star

T

1.8

4star

MG

167.2

3star

D

7.5

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.0

1star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

157.5

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

168.0

3star

.



DJMac you're up.

 

[DJMac]

Big Harry Edwards it is. This will be his year.

flyinghi64 you are up.

 

[flyinghi64]

Hung onto a spot by the skin of his teeth but I am a true believer he can finally show his worth.
Zane Trew it is you.
BeornJ unfortunately no Witho for ya

 

[flyinghi64]

I'll try again,
BeornJ your up

 

[BeornJ]

ha ha I didn't even nominate but all good!

Gimmie the blonde god Jamieson!