Traded #22: Jake Carlisle - Pt.1 - Traded with some other stuff for pick 5, 24 and a Bird (cont in Part 2)

[Lance Uppercut]

first of all, the idea that it's bad, or even anyone's business, that someone has done a few lines on their holiday is just too ridiculous for words.

But also, I don't get it? How on earth would EFC have known about this? I don't imagine he's had much if any contact with the club since the siren wen in the Collingwood game, yet people seem to think EFC would still have some kind of intimate knowledge of what he's doing on the other side of the world? It's just ****ing bizarre

 

[Rack Watts]

But also, I don't get it? How on earth would EFC have known about this? I don't imagine he's had much if any contact with the club since the siren wen in the Collingwood game, yet people seem to think EFC would still have some kind of intimate knowledge of what he's doing on the other side of the world? It's just ******* bizarre

Great point mate,
The moment he didn't turn up to the B&F was the moment he was a free agent (not literally) and not a Don.
In saying that, I still want him to become successful and kick the habit, if it's an actual problem. Putting videos up, asking for acceptance or showing that he's cool by doing it, suggests it is.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Great point mate,
The moment he didn't turn up to the B&F was the moment he was a free agent (not literally) and not a Don.
In saying that, I still want him to become successful and kick the habit, if it's an actual problem. Putting videos up, asking for acceptance or showing that he's cool by doing it, suggests it is.

I really don't think so. He's on holiday. I was pretty excited last time I was in LA doing coke that only cost $50 a gram too. But that was probably the last time I had any tbh, well, if you discount the races of course

 

[Harlequin]

Lance Uppercut surely you know that Essendon are the source of all bad in the world

They can't blame Hird so it must be the Club's fault

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Lance Uppercut surely you know that Essendon are the source of all bad in the world

They can't blame Hird so it must be the Club's fault

I forget sometimes. But I'm an EFC supporter so I have no morals at all anyway

 

[Rack Watts]

I really don't think so. He's on holiday. I was pretty excited last time I was in LA doing coke that only cost $50 a gram too. But that was probably the last time I had any tbh, well, if you discount the races of course

Haha sometimes I wish I could get myself into that mindframe. I guess that was a pretty ignorant point of view.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Not sure why we are creating such an issue for us. He isn't our responsibility anymore not to mention he is an adult and capable of making his own decisions. I would also add who bloody cares anyway. Well saints fans do lol

 

[yodellinhank]

Lance Uppercut
They can't blame Hird so it must be the Club's fault

But we need to work out when the video was taken because there are clues given the box in the corner and snapchat updates etc

And we haven't ruled hird out of receiving the snap and passing it onto a friend as part of an elaborate scheme to save his marriage

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

first of all, the idea that it's bad, or even anyone's business, that someone has done a few lines on their holiday is just too ridiculous for words.

But also, I don't get it? How on earth would EFC have known about this? I don't imagine he's had much if any contact with the club since the siren wen in the Collingwood game, yet people seem to think EFC would still have some kind of intimate knowledge of what he's doing on the other side of the world? It's just ******* bizarre

Agree completely. As has been documented extensively, we have enough trouble determining which drugs we inject into our own players in our own backyard, let alone what former players put in themselves in another country.

 

[Kakkle]

Carlisle didn't want to leave because of the drug scandal... He wanted to leave cause we didn't have a supply of cocaine for him haha

Really classy comment man.

 

[Beerfish]

Please don't quote opposition posters from their board here.

Cheers.

 

[kfc1]

When does Buddy's video come out?

 

[Runk]

Of course it's our fault. Everyone knows we are one of the most feared and powerful clubs for the reason we are and have been strongly linked to Columbian drug cartels since the late 80's. Why do you think the italian links to Carlton hate us so much? It's clearly all linked and I wouldnt be surprised if Jake did his first line at Windy Hill in the Alan Hird stand. Biggest drug hang out ever. Need i say more about James???

 

[yodellinhank]

Please don't quote opposition posters from their board here.

Cheers.

My post wasn't a direct quote

 

[Beerfish]

My post wasn't a direct quote

Wasn't referring to your post.

 

[Lethal]

From the AFL simpsons quotes page.

Alan Richardson: Jake Carlisle, you have 10 seconds to explain your actions before we fire you.

Jake Carlisle: It's my first day.

Easily the best page on Facebook.

 

[Walesy]

Of course it's our fault. Everyone knows we are one of the most feared and powerful clubs for the reason we are and have been strongly linked to Columbian drug cartels since the late 80's. Why do you think the italian links to Carlton hate us so much? It's clearly all linked and I wouldnt be surprised if Jake did his first line at Windy Hill in the Alan Hird stand. Biggest drug hang out ever. Need i say more about James???

Even when it was from Mexico, I *knew* it was really Columbian! Dog of a club.

 

[Zach Package]

first of all, the idea that it's bad, or even anyone's business, that someone has done a few lines on their holiday is just too ridiculous for words.

But also, I don't get it? How on earth would EFC have known about this? I don't imagine he's had much if any contact with the club since the siren wen in the Collingwood game, yet people seem to think EFC would still have some kind of intimate knowledge of what he's doing on the other side of the world? It's just ******* bizarre

If you zoom out Hirdy, sheeds, disco, the red headed waterboy and the ghost of Jack Clarke are in the background egging him on. It's endemic

 

[Jade]

From the AFL simpsons quotes page.

Alan Richardson: Jake Carlisle, you have 10 seconds to explain your actions before we fire you.

Jake Carlisle: It's my first day.

Easily the best page on Facebook.

"Okay Saints, you have three questions, shoot."

Is Jake REALLY a talented key position player?"

"Yes"

"Really?"

"Yes"

"Really??"

"Yes. Thank you come again."

"Wait anything else we should know?"

"Thank you come again."

 

[Foxx]

**** St Kilda

They tried to ream us this week instead of doing a deal in good faith.

You could tell from Dodo's comments he was seething.

If not for the Hawks who knows what might have happened. They showed how you trade by putting the picks on the table. The Saints only wanted to bleed us.

**** em.

Fair points made.
I see the reason why the Saints tried to initially get too much out of the deal, is because they are trying to keep their heads above water.
Couldn't be easy maintaining a small club with very little success. Would be tough getting commercial backers, supporters signing up etc when you have a history of mediocrity. I don't blame them for pushing hard.

 

[kfc1]

Of course it's our fault. Everyone knows we are one of the most feared and powerful clubs for the reason we are and have been strongly linked to Columbian drug cartels since the late 80's. Why do you think the italian links to Carlton hate us so much? It's clearly all linked and I wouldnt be surprised if Jake did his first line at Windy Hill in the Alan Hird stand. Biggest drug hang out ever. Need i say more about James???

Someone with photoshop skillz needs to put Carlisle doing a line next to the shady recruiter Dodoro statue

 

[Kakkle]

Someone with photoshop skillz needs to put Carlisle doing a line next to the shady recruiter Dodoro statue

No they don't.

 

[Jade]

You know, sinking the boots in to St Kilda and its deadshit fans is a little like this...

And I feel slightly guilty.

But then I remember I'm a complete ****ing campaigner, and everything is sweet again.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Lucky they weren't in our position last couple of years.

 

[vast]

I eagerly the afls latest thorough investigation into this.......