Traded #22: Jake Carlisle - Pt.1 - Traded with some other stuff for pick 5, 24 and a Bird (cont in Part 2)

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Jake won't fit in at Saints with his massive dong.




Just sayin'

I liked that Jack Package liked this.

 

[fishardansin]

What's this second video? I think he's finished now. He won't cope with the pressure. As anyone ever been hated by a lot of people in the one work place? So would already be resentful of his wage and him only wanting to play down back. Now this!!

He'll be so uncomfortable there he'll never fit in. We all know how Jake goes with that sort of pressure.

it involves Jake doing rails of another man's penis*





*may be making this up

Saint Nick flopped it out again?

 

[Fear Boner]

We did ok... disappointed we didn't get Billings aswell.

That's next year's target

 

[yodellinhank]

Jake's response 'show us your dick. Oops too late'

How to settle an argument outrageous fortune style.

Mate of mine tells a story that when Ronnie Burns copped a spray from the coach, he used to charge himself up and demonstrably walk past the coach in a towel.

 

[kelvin_sheedy]

Interesting how the AFL media mouthpieces in Caro and Niall are already writing about how Saints should change Jakes contract.

lol.

You can see Willy Wonka begging Gil to get involved and force Jakes hand.

 

[SherbertLemon]

it involves Jake doing rails of another man's penis*





*may be making this up

Of or Off?

There is a vital distinction!!!

and btw, I was always serious about Billings

 

[Hawks89898989]

That video is fake as shit. One minute he's inside snorting a line, then straight away he's holding his nose outside.

he sent one video snapchat inside, then a second outside. If the first video hasn't been seen before the second is sent then it plays as a continuous therefore the reasoning as to why he was inside then out.
#learningfromtheyoungergeneration

 

[Autobahn]

he sent one video snapchat inside, then a second outside. If the first video hasn't been seen before the second is sent then it plays as a continuous therefore the reasoning as to why he was inside then out.
#learningfromtheyoungergeneration

Yeah but there had to have been a second shooter on the grassy knoll.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Where have the rumours of a second video been coming from? If there is one hopefully it is released before the delisted free agent period ends.

 

[doug85]

How to settle an argument outrageous fortune style.

Mate of mine tells a story that when Ronnie Burns copped a spray from the coach, he used to charge himself up and demonstrably walk past the coach in a towel.

What did that achieve?

 

[fishardansin]

What did that achieve?

Proved that not only he was a nob but that he also had one.

 

[MightyDons4]

Rumour has it he's making an appearance in season 2 of Narcos.

 

[Donakebab]

he sent one video snapchat inside, then a second outside. If the first video hasn't been seen before the second is sent then it plays as a continuous therefore the reasoning as to why he was inside then out.
#learningfromtheyoungergeneration

Thanks bud, but it's been explained about 100 times already.

 

[keepzitreal]

so... I've read around the traps that the Saints players are a bit filthy with him, and that Riewoldt particularly is cross and is going to give him a bake in front of his team mates for being so stupid as to let questionable behaviour occur and get on to social media...

How the **** is he going to do that with a straight face?

This is how I'm picturing Jake's reaction:

only when he puts his hand in front of his face you won't see half of him

 

[Rack Watts]

Anyone losing to the titans by that much needs to be relocated.
Mind you, that looks like an older game.

 

[ezard15]

Snapper

 

[Zach Package]

Essendon website has no chill

 

[Keystone agony]

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Essendon website has no chill

Love this. Love our club, love the way we go about this shit.

 

[Fear Boner]

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Essendon website has no chill

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...-change-in-wake-of-video-20151022-gkfk6a.html

Would have been interesting if that video came out 12 hours earlier than it did.

 

[Kartsi]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...-change-in-wake-of-video-20151022-gkfk6a.html

Would have been interesting if that video came out 12 hours earlier than it did.

According to one of the evening news (can't recall which one) Jake has been ordered to cut his trip short and return to Seaford immediately.

But man o man we really dodged a bullet!! One does wonder what would have happened if this came out 3-4 hours earlier, let alone 12?!?!

 

[Shane Hird]

According to one of the evening news (can't recall which one) Jake has been ordered to cut his trip short and return to Seaford immediately.

But man o man we really dodged a bullet!! One does wonder what would have happened if this came out 3-4 hours earlier, let alone 12?!?!

Fair to say the Silent Assassin would have a face on like this if it came out yesterday morning..

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Of or Off?

There is a vital distinction!!!

genuine lolz

 

[quotemokc]

This might have already been posted but its absolute gold.

Alan Richardson: Jake Carlisle, you have 10 seconds to explain your actions before we fire you
Carlisle: It's my first day

 

[Don Won]

Where have the rumours of a second video been coming from? If there is one hopefully it is released before the delisted free agent period ends.

I'm hearing that the second video may show Carlisle in Dank's office glugging down all the missing vials of TB4. Apparently a fiend for the stuff.



* oh, and to answer your first question the rumours may be coming from me.