A long awaited poo or piss?

[rayven]

I ate wrong the last few days so my morning sit down has been inconsistent. Last night 3/4 of a bottle of port brought me back to being regular. Except I blocked the toilet. So much so the water reached near the top of the bowl when i flushed. I thought i was going to have to clean up a bit of a mess. The fact that when I piss into the toilet I dont flush so I save water would of made this extra juicy to clean up.

 

[Moonwatcher]

There is no guarantee that your poo will flush. Can be awkward. Always do my #2s at home.

 

[nicshata]

Nothing like dropping a long awaited brown

 

[Silent Alarm]

The Tom Waterhouse avatar makes this look amazing.

 

[Doss]

I was busting so badly to take a leak when I got to work today, I actually cracked the ceramic with the sheer force.

Like a boss.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Back when i used to play football i had to take a poo in the toilets at the ground after eating something dodgy from one of the vendors, like one of those instant kind of sore stomachs a poo will get rid of. Anyway, tried riding it out but eventually got a bit much and had to make haste for the toilets (which the closest ones were a good 300-400m away). It was a decent poo, i admit. One of those ones that feels like it takes an eternity to exit the poophole, could have almost groaned at the pleasure of it making its way out. But the best part was that after i flushed the toilet the water rose up to the brim and almost started spilling over. I sort of stood there for a bit and waited on the part where it gets all sucked down the pipe after unblocking itself, but it never happened. So i just walked out of there, leaving behind a toilet blocked with water to the top, complete with a turd that appeared to be the size of a foot long sub floating at the top. For the next 15 minutes or so i sat at a distance watching people enter the toilets with a wry smile on my face at the thought of what their reaction might be when they see the monstrosity i left waiting for them.

 

[nicshata]

Back when i used to play football i had to take a poo in the toilets at the ground after eating something dodgy from one of the vendors, like one of those instant kind of sore stomachs a poo will get rid of. Anyway, tried riding it out but eventually got a bit much and had to make haste for the toilets (which the closest ones were a good 300-400m away). It was a decent poo, i admit. One of those ones that feels like it takes an eternity to exit the poophole, could have almost groaned at the pleasure of it making its way out. But the best part was that after i flushed the toilet the water rose up to the brim and almost started spilling over. I sort of stood there for a bit and waited on the part where it gets all sucked down the pipe after unblocking itself, but it never happened. So i just walked out of there, leaving behind a toilet blocked with water to the top, complete with a turd that appeared to be the size of a foot long sub floating at the top. For the next 15 minutes or so i sat at a distance watching people enter the toilets with a wry smile on my face at the thought of what their reaction might be when they see the monstrosity i left waiting for them.

Sounds like a quality poo