Mega Thread AFL to investigate Essendon for controversial fitness program - PART3

[Lance Uppercut]

ACC release report about a possible rumor that some people in Australia who may be involved in sport may or may not be taking some substance which may in certain circumstances be banned by WADA for use in some sporting endeavors. These substances though are almost impossible to detect in any available test and as there have never been any professional sportsman test positive ever in this country the substance is believed to be rife within many sports due to it's undetectability. There is prima facie evidence that it's popularity as an illegal performance enhancer has grown exponentially due to the web search stats the ACC have obtained which show web searches on the substance have increased. By this reckoning almost everyone is on it now after this week.
Essendon having been linked by association with a bloke who was interviewed in relation to allegations against an NRL club decide they should nip rumors in the bud and open their doors to the drug testers and the ACC, having stated they are confident they have nothing to hide.

Therefore Essendon are drug cheats and the club should be wound up without the need for any costly investigation or the chance of any embarrassing confirmation of their non-drug abuse.

holy crap, you nailed it

 

[Noobz0r]

I think you need to take a breather Tanks_Alot, you've gone from embarrassing yourself re: injecting to embarrassing yourself with pretty average off topic trolling.

 

[boncer34]

Did I just hear on the news the AFL haven't told the clubs named in the report yet?

 

[Doss]

Great pic.
Should be in the "caption this" thread.

Wheeew! That ACC report smells like arse!

Robson looks like he just let a massive fart rip, tbh. He's thinking "ohh, that was one stinker! Is there more where that came from?"

Evans is wondering, "what the **** is that smell?"

Hird is just giving Damien Barrett the death stare.

 

[blueboy25]

Did I just hear on the news the AFL haven't told the clubs named in the report yet?

Do you mean the club of the one rogue player?

 

[Lance Uppercut]

PHWOAR!!

 

[Saint Shags]

I think the big question that needs to be asked is what happened to UtG?!

Would very much like to know as well!

 

[whiteoak]

Robson looks like he is just about to touch his nose.

And we all know what that means.

 

[Andrew Mc]

Did I just hear on the news the AFL haven't told the clubs named in the report yet?

ASADA spoke with the NRL and their 6 clubs named today. Perhaps they will do the same with the AFL tomorrow?

 

[Tanks_Alot]

How am I full of shit? Because I've proven that the same playing group at Carlton has struggled against Essendon in the past? That night and day 2011 season didn't stop you from drawing against a side down 2 players did it? Again, funny how you didn't address that point and decided to put up a photo as if that somehow answered the question. But you know, I guess we can't admit that, because if that were the case, we might have to accept that the win last year wasn't about the drugs, and that you know, it might have been because Essendon has performed well against Carlton in the past *shock horror*

You haven't proven anything except how little you know about the sport.

The sides were different. Deal with it.

As for your draw, congrats, sorry you couldn't bring that game the next 2 times. Let's just forget the fact that that match was early in the season, you know before our players gained form and improved...

 

[BomberWatson]

ASADA spoke with the NRL and their 6 clubs named today. Perhaps they will do the same with the AFL tomorrow?

My understanding was that the NRL themselves were made aware and then chose to inform the clubs in question, whereas the AFL were also informed but have decided to keep it to themselves.

 

[BomberWatson]

You haven't proven anything except how little you know about the sport.

The sides were different. Deal with it.

As for your draw, congrats, sorry you couldn't bring that game the next 2 times. Let's just forget the fact that that match was early in the season, you know before our players gained form and improved...

Dude are you seriously still talking? I thought you were still busy learning what intravenous means...

 

[Tanks_Alot]

I think you need to take a breather Tanks_Alot, you've gone from embarrassing yourself re: injecting to embarrassing yourself with pretty average off topic trolling.

Oh you think do you? Do you really?

The only embarrassing thing in this thread are the Bomber supporters trying to cling to every last bit of hope that their team is going to be perfectly fine and fools like yourself who "think" about what other posters should do.

 

[Tanks_Alot]

Dude are you seriously still talking? I thought you were still busy learning what intravenous means...

I already knew what it meant, I've just never heard of IV stomach injections.

BTW nice counter argument, really backs up your claim which was ridiculous in the first place, it must be said...

 

[BomberWatson]

Oh you think do you? Do you really?

The only embarrassing thing in this thread are the Bomber supporters trying to cling to every last bit of hope that their team is going to be perfectly fine and fools like yourself who "think" about what other posters should do.

You're the one basically inhabiting yourself within this thread. I wonder why that would be? Mind you, you aren't alone, not by a long shot.

 

[Andrew Mc]

My understanding was that the NRL themselves were made aware and then chose to inform the clubs in question, whereas the AFL were also informed but have decided to keep it to themselves.

Both codes seeked permission to tell the clubs involved yesterday, and this was granted. They also said it was up to the club whether or not they wanted to release whether or not they were under investigation. Perhaps the club doesn't want to do this?

 

[boncer34]

Both codes seeked permission to tell the clubs involved yesterday, and this was granted. They also said it was up to the club whether or not they wanted to release whether or not they were under investigation. Perhaps the club doesn't want to do this?

Except they clearly said on the news the AFL haven't told the clubs in question.

Weird.

 

[Tanks_Alot]

You're the one basically inhabiting yourself within this thread. I wonder why that would be? Mind you, you aren't alone, not by a long shot.

And you're not inhabiting yourself within the thread?

I'm just getting a kick out of all these comical stories you Bomber fans are trying to come up with to prove you're going to be fine.

Then, of course there's the matter of you thinking sides stay the same unless there are major personnel changes.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Except they clearly said on the news the AFL haven't told the clubs in question.

Weird.

AFL withholding information. That is indeed a strange one....

 

[juzzo]

Both codes seeked permission to tell the clubs involved yesterday, and this was granted. They also said it was up to the club whether or not they wanted to release whether or not they were under investigation. Perhaps the club doesn't want to do this?

The club hasn't been informed yet. Demetriou doesn't think they're allowed to despite being given permission by the ACC, it's bizarre.

 

[syl]

Except they clearly said on the news the AFL haven't told the clubs in question.

Weird.

Well, essendon is one if them. Don't be naïve.

 

[BomberWatson]

And you're not inhabiting yourself within the thread?

I'm just getting a kick out of all these comical stories you Bomber fans are trying to come up with to prove you're going to be fine.

Then, of course there's the matter of you thinking sides stay the same unless there are major personnel changes.

Well considering it involves my club, I would of thought that was understandable. I don't particularly bother myself with threads that aren't related to my team. But of course, there's the matter of those who are convincing themselves that something MUST be up, it couldn't possibly turn out to be more than it actually is.

 

[Pie eyed]

Except they clearly said on the news the AFL haven't told the clubs in question.

Weird.

There's Essendon and one other player..no?

Why would other clubs be told.

 

[bad setanta]

Sick to death of this garbage that the media has been dishing out this past week. no respect just baying for blood.

Also to the supporters out there that want Essendon gone are just as bad and need to grow a brain. been nothing but sensationalism crap.

Hello mudda..... hello farder.... Here i am at Camp ASADA

the old media beat up line

 

[Andrew Mc]

The club hasn't been informed yet. Demetriou doesn't think they're allowed to despite being given permission by the ACC, it's bizarre.

Very strange. But that is the AFL for you.