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This is to celebrate Michael Beer being selected in the test team. Yeah I'm bored but it will be more than the fanatics will ever come up with.
OUT OFF MICK BEER (To The tune of Slim Dusty's Pub With No Beer
Oh It's a lonesome away, from St.Kilda and all
To the WACA one night, where A.Hilditch just called
But it's always embarrassing to walk back from here
When you're bowled for a duck, cause you're out off Mick Beer
Now skipper Ponting is anxious for a spinner to come
And there's a bad looking scoreboard, 120 for none
Straussy's not angry, and Al Cook's got no fear
but it's a terrible place, when you're out off Mick Beer
Then KP drives on the up, with no balls near his throat
He dances down the dry pitch, and hits it near the umps coat
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
When the DRS says he's LB to Mick Beer
Now Paul Collingwood's in, smothered in sweat and flys
He marks out his guard, and looks around with his eyes
So when he is bowled he screams "why am I out here
just to get out first ball from some bloke called Mick Beer?"
There's a skip in the player's room, for each batsman he waits
As the test slips away, he looks around at his mates
The next bat hits to cover, another wicket; OH DEAR
More concerns for the skipper, another pole for Mick Beer
And young Finny, the bunny, his 2nd bat in the series
Has scored another duck now, without Wikileak theories
He enters the pavillion, chicks ask "What happened Stevie dear"
Then he breaks down and tells them, I fell to Mick Beer
Oh It's a lonesome away, from St.Kilda and all
To the WACA one night, where A.Hilditch just called
There's a new spinning hero, and we'll sing without fear
Australia's back in the series, cause they're out off Mick Beer
OUT OFF MICK BEER (To The tune of Slim Dusty's Pub With No Beer
Oh It's a lonesome away, from St.Kilda and all
To the WACA one night, where A.Hilditch just called
But it's always embarrassing to walk back from here
When you're bowled for a duck, cause you're out off Mick Beer
Now skipper Ponting is anxious for a spinner to come
And there's a bad looking scoreboard, 120 for none
Straussy's not angry, and Al Cook's got no fear
but it's a terrible place, when you're out off Mick Beer
Then KP drives on the up, with no balls near his throat
He dances down the dry pitch, and hits it near the umps coat
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
When the DRS says he's LB to Mick Beer
Now Paul Collingwood's in, smothered in sweat and flys
He marks out his guard, and looks around with his eyes
So when he is bowled he screams "why am I out here
just to get out first ball from some bloke called Mick Beer?"
There's a skip in the player's room, for each batsman he waits
As the test slips away, he looks around at his mates
The next bat hits to cover, another wicket; OH DEAR
More concerns for the skipper, another pole for Mick Beer
And young Finny, the bunny, his 2nd bat in the series
Has scored another duck now, without Wikileak theories
He enters the pavillion, chicks ask "What happened Stevie dear"
Then he breaks down and tells them, I fell to Mick Beer
Oh It's a lonesome away, from St.Kilda and all
To the WACA one night, where A.Hilditch just called
There's a new spinning hero, and we'll sing without fear
Australia's back in the series, cause they're out off Mick Beer
