astro_toby
Cancelled
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2004
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- AFL Club
- Richmond
i am very disappointed to see that i am currently coming a distant 8th in the current Virtual CFC board of "7" elections. This is extremely disappointing since the entire concept was proposed and created by me!!
Typical of **!$**? carlton. even our virtual board cant get it right!
Ah well, thats democracy huh?
Its on this note, i wish to announce that i have currently became partners with North Korea and Frazer Brown, to form an opposing ticket against the Virtual CFC board.
We are A.P! the Axis of Perms.
We promise to -
1) Bomb any news outlets slagging us off with our new improved missiles - the "Diesel 95HB". it was designed with a targeting system mimiking a Greg Williams handball. it has 100% accuracy over any range, and its a deadly weapon - as reconized by everyone with nous. except umpire Russo.
2) Target a "Diesel 95HB" firmly up Russo's clacker.
3) We may not succeed, but we will damn well make sure essendon dont either ( Wellman, Frazer is looking at you! )
4) Promise to get thorntons contract signed - then to teach him a lesson play him at Full forward all of 07. teach him a lesson in self respect and disciple - Ala in typical dennis pagan style.
5) Plan to turn Optus oval into a "Evil lair" type of cave, and we will promise to rename it back to Princess Park
6) Free Candy!!
7) Start recruiting players from Oslo - that place is an untapped goldmine!!
8) The Last home game of every month to be played on tuesday night and be called "TOGA TUESDAYS" - where all the fans and players have to wear toga's ala ancient Greek and Romans style
9) Have half price beer to all CFC members to EVERY Toga Tuesday event
10) all of the above
So you have ALL been warned my little unappreciative lab rats!!
and remember, when you are suffering, know that - i have betrayed you.
Typical of **!$**? carlton. even our virtual board cant get it right!
Ah well, thats democracy huh?
Its on this note, i wish to announce that i have currently became partners with North Korea and Frazer Brown, to form an opposing ticket against the Virtual CFC board.
We are A.P! the Axis of Perms.
We promise to -
1) Bomb any news outlets slagging us off with our new improved missiles - the "Diesel 95HB". it was designed with a targeting system mimiking a Greg Williams handball. it has 100% accuracy over any range, and its a deadly weapon - as reconized by everyone with nous. except umpire Russo.
2) Target a "Diesel 95HB" firmly up Russo's clacker.
3) We may not succeed, but we will damn well make sure essendon dont either ( Wellman, Frazer is looking at you! )
4) Promise to get thorntons contract signed - then to teach him a lesson play him at Full forward all of 07. teach him a lesson in self respect and disciple - Ala in typical dennis pagan style.
5) Plan to turn Optus oval into a "Evil lair" type of cave, and we will promise to rename it back to Princess Park
6) Free Candy!!
7) Start recruiting players from Oslo - that place is an untapped goldmine!!
8) The Last home game of every month to be played on tuesday night and be called "TOGA TUESDAYS" - where all the fans and players have to wear toga's ala ancient Greek and Romans style
9) Have half price beer to all CFC members to EVERY Toga Tuesday event
10) all of the above
So you have ALL been warned my little unappreciative lab rats!!
and remember, when you are suffering, know that - i have betrayed you.
