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I just took a girl out to dinner who I have been seeing for a few weeks... Anyway.. At the restaurant, we are sitting there having a lovely conversation when I see my ex-gf (of 3 years) and her new bf walk in. Straight away I felt a tad uneasy but remained cool as a cucumber. My ex noticed me and tried to avoid me (coz she's a slurry and cheated on me) and never had the guts to face me. So anyway... she decides to sit a few tables away from me..

CUT TO THE MEAL...

I am sitting there mauling into a beautiful scotch fillet with my pint of TED's just to soothe it, when my ex's new bf walks past me while I was having a sip and bumped the drink out of my hand and all over to me. I was not impressed at this stage. (I felt like :mad: inside, but I remained :cool: )

Anyway, I pull my seat out and was on the verge of breaking his jaw when I took a deep breath and looked at him and said that he was an "effing joke".. He smiled with a little toothy grin and walked off to the bar..

ANYWAY.....

Has anyone been in a situation like this before? Or any advice as to what I should of done?

I am so fired up right about now just thinking of it..
 
I would tell him how sorry you feel for him. Tell him she was a dud root and that she will only treat him the same way ;).

Or you could have punched him square in the face. Both are legitimate options.
 
rizzo said:
I would tell him how sorry you feel for him. Tell him she was a dud root and that she will only treat him the same way ;).

Or you could have punched him square in the face. Both are legitimate options.
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hmm i would be thinking of doing both tbh
 
You're a soft, gutless homosexual. I would have roughed him up a little bit until he threw the first punch, then I would have used my legal right to self defence to smash the shit out of him. Then I would have killed Greg Workman, belted up a bar and intimidated a few chicks before my plastic gangster persona fell apart... Oops, I'm getting my realities mixed up.
 

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It's easy, Say to the chick you are dating do you want to go to the movies when she replies yes. Say ok but go back to your place to change, The **** her and have angry sex.

Problem solved :thumbsu:.
 
That's a hard one. Don't want to be completely gutless so your new bird gets turned off, nor too harsh so she'd think you're an arseh*le.

I would have pushed him in the chest. That way if he tried to punch on it'd be his fault, not mine.
 
Haha, I would have laughed in his face and told him I had already ****ed his girlfriend, see how he likes them apples. Could have told him that every time he goes down on her now he is effectively licking your dick.

Damn, that would have been awesome.
 
I get so angry when stuff like that happens. Even in a conversation equivalent amongst friends. I really like to hold a grudge and yet.... I'm a fairly trainquil kind of guy otherwise.

What I generally do amongst friends is do exactly the same back to whoever did it to me. Square the ledger as it were. Then I'll throw in a "wasn't nice, was it?" type line.

However, this probably won't work for your unfortunate situation. You need a good line at the outset to appease your girl - a firm Clint Eastwood "**** you" would suffice. Then you need to reprise your pride physically but in a nonthreatening way, as he did. So an ankle tap to send him sprawling and say it was an accident, or walk past him hitting him across the shoulder/chest or bump into him at the bar as you reach for some nuts then wait for him to look at you and possibly say something then just he is about to, walk off. Anything so as to not escalate toward death.

This illustrates the above (sort of - "we have to be even")and will hopefully cheer you up:
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the question is why did he bump you?

answer, cos your ex probably told him you cheated on her or some other such lie. the brotherly thing to do would be to pull him aside, ask him to buy you a new beer and tell him what type of girl she is.

or a roundhouse kick to the teeth would also suffice.
 
I would have glassed the chick I was on a date with and then said "You want some of this ese?"

Let the **** know you mean bizness 'n shit.
 

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MalceskiFan said:
I would have glassed the chick I was on a date with and then said "You want some of this ese?"

Let the **** know you mean bizness 'n shit.
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pmsl

i would never pick a fight in a busy restaurant, with a new chick i'm having dinner with, just to soothe my own ego and get back at this clown. guaranteed your new chick will think your a ****wit if you embarrass HER over something she has no idea about.
this situation happened to me a few years ago now, except the ex in question actually thought she was my girlfriend instead of just a casual. she began to play hard to get and i basically thought **** it, not worth it anyway and moved on.
i scored another chick one night and ended up walking home with her from this club when i was pulled up by 2 blokes, 1 being her new bf and another his mate. said that they were there to fix me up for cheating on her, this was in front of the new chick. these guys weren't that big, i could have taken them on 1 at a time but not 2 at a time. for a persdon with a short fuse in situations like this i remained very calm. told my new chick to go back inside and grab a drink while i sort this out, she didn't want to leave but i mentioned that i wouldn't be long.
well, i had to think fast because i was going to cop a hiding so i said to these guys that i am now trying to get on with my life after SHE dumped me. they said that was not what she said so i told them the truth, the whole hard to get stuff and i assumed that she was no longer interested.
the new bf said to me "is she actually worth it?" and i said that she's a nice girl but very high maintenance. they bought it and 1 of them actually shook my hand and apologised and bought me a drink at the same place 2 weeks later, sorry for the whole issue. the new bf ****ed her once then dumped her, i ended up getting some action from the new chick that night before she dumped me (karma i suppose).
the other chick, well she became good friends with one of my neighbours and ratted me out severely with several chicks, also put sugar in my petrol tank and ****ed up the fuel lines (i know she did it but she denied it, her friend told me though).
the aftermath, 2 years later i was at a 21st party and she was there. she apologised for being a bitch, we hooked up that night and did practically everything possible :thumbsu: and we basically both got it out of our system.
everyone's a winner.
alternatively, this prick has attempted to embarrass you in public. find out where he lives, confront him 1 on 1 and punch the **** out of him.
 
How big are you? Being a bigger guy, I get away with generally just standing up next to a lot of people-they shut up quick. Failing that, you could smack him a good one fair on the base of the sternum (solar plexus)-it ****ing hurts.
 
Working at a restuarant in the past, for messing up my floor id have the chef cook the bloke the worst dinner possible. Over season it, send it to him stone cold, Cook it raw when he wants it well done etc and **** around with them till they leave. Similar thing happened where I worked. Lets just say we ran out of pepper that night

You on the other hand did the right thing, Never start a fight infront of a woman. Its a sure fire way of getting dumped and quickly
 

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Find his car... take off his hub cap, put a whole fish in there in a position it will be shreaded to 1000 pieces as soon as he drives it, put the hub cap back on. Leave, fully vindicated.

You know in a few weeks his car is going to be pungent from many km's away and be completely undrivable without the use of a nose peg or else he is going to have to get his toothbrush and clean off every bit of charred, mouldy, stinky fish flesh whilst compulsively dry retching.

Then he will have some time to think about his actions. :)

And you're out scot free knowing you have pwned him.
 
KardiniaPark said:
Dear internet

i was confronted with a situation in real life but the sand in my vagina prevented me from doing anything and now this girl thinks im a massive pussy. Oh whatever can i do internet?
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Keyboard warrior :rolleyes: Let me guess, this is you?

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I'm pretty happy with how it panned out. I spoke with the girl and she said she's happy that I didn't do anything coz it would of made me drop to his level, I already knew that but it was good to hear.

Thank you for your suggestions people. I will be taking numerous ones on board for when I strike revenge discretely.
 
Definatly pick up the glass that he knocked out of your hand and introduce it to his face. At least you know he won't go near you again :)
 

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