Oppo Camp Ashes 2015

[Elite Crow]

Slater saying to declare. **** that would be hilarious.

I am Slater

 

[Elite Crow]

It makes no sense for these 10 & 11 to block and score no runs, it's just dumb

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Bottom 5 wickets contributed more than top 5 partnerships... Again.

 

[knobby]

not sure whats more annoying the aussie performance or the gloating pommie ex-players on the twitter feed

 

[FR0GGY]

Least the tail has wagged.

 

[headache1]

They should have at 9 down. Spice it up. These guys are not scoring and the advantage is disappearing from the pitch.

It made sense. The idea being to get a crack at them before lunch, so they'd have to settle in twice. It'd just be hilarious to declare at 9/50 odd in the first innings.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Going to have to bowl well...

Hazelwood should be a handful on this pitch.

Starc will either be unplayable or bowl wide garbage

 

[Crow54]

Can't believe this. Gobsmacked. How embarrassing.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Michael Clarke after losing the toss: "I would have liked to have a bowl this morning"

Good news!

 

[Lawrst]

Wow.

 

[Bosley]

Going to have to bowl well...

Hazelwood should be a handful on this pitch.

Starc will either be unplayable or bowl wide garbage

Contender for understatement of the year!

 

[EVILCROW]

T20 team to replace test team

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Michael Clarke is a ****ing muppet.

 

[Skippy231]

Michael Clarke is a ******* muppet.

He did score the 3rd highest score for us today, only behind extras and Johnson.

 

[ams4crows]

11 blind grandma's would have batted better than that.

Bloody Cook will get more than all the Australians combined

 

[pjcrows]

Shortest first innings ever?

 

[Schulzycrow]

Good to see there are selectors with less clue than ours out there...

 

[hendo8888]

Plenty of non-statistical roles in a cricket side

 

[knobby]

Poms already displaying better technique, know where your off peg is and be prepared to leave the ball early on

 

[VSTone]

jebus...
8/15 for Broad... was the spell of bowling that good? what happened...

 

[Bosley]

jebus...
8/15 for Broad... was the spell of bowling that good? what happened...

I dont know but 130 minutes ok I was really looking forward to a Test match.

Now I am sitting on the couch in shock.

 

[Bosley]

How would the convo be at the Aussie lunch?

 

[VSTone]

i only saw one ball..clarke flashing outside off stump ...snick and good bye...wtf was that gutless shot i was thinking...

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Cricket is overrated anyway

 

[Bosley]

Cricket is overrated anyway

Not in 95% of the world's countries.