Religion Ask a Christian - Continued in Part 2

[Chief]

Continued in Part Two:

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/ask-a-christian-part-2.1295001/unread

 

[Vdubs]

Belief in what?
So is evolution.
Mate, you haven't had a win for 2000 years. Even Essendon have done better.

Belief in NO GOD.
Maybe.
Nonsense.

 

[Vdubs]

Where do atheists pray?

Everybody prays when they meet their destiny, or when they are violated.

 

[Number37]

Where do atheists pray?

Based on their over exuberant sense of self importance, I would say in front of a mirror.

 

[Vdubs]

Indeed it is.
Once you go Atheist there is no turning back, just like baldness.
Unless you're Shane Warne, then you might as well double down with some plastic surgery every 6 months.

Many atheists are no more than agnostics, and I have seen and known MANY who have seen the light, not by persuasion from men, but by experiencing the healing of God at a time of need.

 

[Evolved1]

Belief in NO GOD.

Do you believe in NO bigfoots? Do you believe in NO anal probing aliens? If so, how does Jesus feel about you having other religions? I'll see you in Hell, brother.

Maybe.

Definitely. Where did you get your science degree from?

Nonsense.

Truth hurts.

 

[Vdubs]

Do you believe in NO bigfoots? Do you believe in NO anal probing aliens? If so, how does Jesus feel about you having other religions? I'll see you in Hell, brother.
Definitely. Where did you get your science degree from?
Truth hurts.

It does not compute.
Monash Uni.
It can.

 

[Evolved1]

It does not compute.
Monash Uni.
It can.

Atheism is the lack of belief in deities. If you don't believe in anal probing aliens, do you have a belief?

 

[Evolved1]

Based on their over exuberant sense of self importance, I would say in front of a mirror.

Geez, I would have though that better describes you.

 

[Evolved1]

I did a Richard Dawkins experiment.
Put 6 Atheists in a room and told them to use science to come up with a cure for cancer.
They couldn't.
Ergo.
Atheism is BS.

Easy fix. Christians can pray for cancer patients and they'll be healed. Who needs science?

 

[Number37]

Many atheists are no more than agnostics, and I have seen and known MANY who have seen the light, not by persuasion from men, but by experiencing the healing of God at a time of need.

Atheists are alright, mostly. It's good that they want to explore things. Knowledge is good.
But we all know that when push comes to shove they're praying as hard as anyone for divine intervention.

 

[Evolved1]

Atheists are alright, mostly. It's good that they want to explore things. Knowledge is good.
But we all know that when push comes to shove they're praying as hard as anyone for divine intervention.

Is that what they tell you in church?

 

[Number37]

Easy fix. Christians can pray for cancer patients and they'll be healed. Who needs science?

Oh, you weren't aware of Dawkins' experiment.
Hmmmm

 

[Number37]

Is that what they tell you in church?

Nope. Heard it straight from an Atheists mouth.

 

[Vdubs]

Is that what they tell you in church?

It's human nature, and absolutely true. Note- when push comes to shove.

 

[Evolved1]

Oh, you weren't aware of Dawkins' experiment.
Hmmmm

I don't care about Dawkins.

Why do Christians die from cancer when the new testament gives instructions on how to get healed?

 

[Number37]

Geez, I would have though that better describes you.

Only on Bigfooty am I a God amongst mostly feeble little man-children.
Let's be honest, it's not that hard to look like a God amongst mostly feeble little man-children.
Massively triggered by, amongst other totally ridiculous shit.... a dude throwing imaginery spears and an 11 year old austistic girl concerned about the environment.

 

[Evolved1]

It's human nature, and absolutely true. Note- when push comes to shove.

That's what they tell you at church. I'm hoping by the time that my end is near that religious nutters won't have any power over my choice. I have the intention to go out on a high, at a time and date of my choosing.

How do you feel about euthanasia?

 

[Evolved1]

Only on Bigfooty am I a God amongst mostly feeble little man-children.
Let's be honest, it's not that hard to look like a God amongst mostly feebly little man-children.
Massively triggered by, amongst other totally ridiculous sh*t.... a dude throwing imaginery spears and an 11 year old austistic girl concerned about the environment.

 

[Number37]

I don't care about Dawkins.

Why do Christians die from cancer when the new testament gives instructions on how to get healed?

Isn't it obvious?

 

[Evolved1]

Isn't it obvious?

I'll take a wild stab in the dark. It's because Jesus loves them and they're going to a better place, right?

 

[Number37]

I'll take a wild stab in the dark. It's because Jesus loves them and they're going to a better place, right?

You're here spruiking your plans for death because you recognise that everyone is going to die and yet you're also asking why some people don't die?

I thought you Atheists were all science-y and shit.

 

[Evolved1]

You're here spruiking your plans for death because you recognise that everyone is going to die and yet you're also asking why some people don't die?

I thought you Atheists were all science-y and sh*t.

"And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well". James 5:15

The funny things about educated Christians is that they're smart enough to know the bible is a load of bollocks. We know it, you know it, but you won't admit it.

Atheism should be rebadged as honesty. All honest people are atheists.

 

[Number37]

"And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well". James 5:15

The funny things about educated Christians is that they're smart enough to know the bible is a load of bollocks. We know it, you know it, but you won't admit it.

Atheism should be rebadged as honesty. All honest people are atheists.

Well if we're being honest then Atheism should be rebadged as Ian.
ChristIan
Christian without the Christ.

 

[Evolved1]

Well if we're being honest then Atheism should be rebadged as Ian.
ChristIan
Christian without the Christ.

It bothers me that you continually capitalise atheism.

Fix that please.

Regards,
Ian.

 

[Number37]

It bothers me that you continually capitalise atheism.

Fix that please.

Regards,
Ian.

I'll add proper nouns to the list of things Ians deny the existence of.