Competitions Banner and Cheersquad Chant requests

[Seppo]

Hey everyone!

You may know me from past hits such as "One Kepler Bradley"

And more recently:

This one came from and idea from this very forum:

... and Reggie came up with this gold after the Pinch gate saga:

During the last game I picked up from the Game Day thread someone suggesting a cheersquad chant aimed at the Collingwood players: "Are you Melbourne in disguise?".

With the success off off all these I'm opening this up to all of you to suggest banner ideas or chants for not only me to make for our Interstate games, but for anyone back home to make up their own.

Keep them clean and any that seem funny enough or popular among us, I will endeavor to construct it.

Any ideas for the Hawthorn game in 2 weeks time?

 

[Bicco]

Chants? Jeez Seppo, I'm only good at writing sonnets.

 

[se17enteen]

"Dear opposition, please be good so Fyfe can play 4 quarters"

 

[Mockcockpit]

"Lake Grace- A Small Wheatbelt Town", "George Grljusich came to my house once", "I've been to paradise but I've never been to East Fremantle Oval" and "Ray Bauskis- 2nd best footballer from the Baltic States"

 

[AAACockburn]

For next week.

Your Dad's fling spawned the Nat!

 

[Quokka]

O'meara we'll find room

 

[JunglistPosse]

We are all good people, FYFE is just gooder

 

[Beeawwb_SP]

Round 3: "Just when you thought it was safe to come back to the 'G"
or "Grand Final 2: Electric Boogaloo"

 

[Seppo]

"We have the better Hill"

Phteven.

 

[electricfeel]

"Dear opposition, please be good so Fyfe can play 4 quarters"

Oh god. PLEASE make this one happen

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Crowly v Ablett

Crowly's tag is always murder death thrill
Come across nice yet deceptively ill
Tagged up Abletts soul enters out through his body
A viceless mind like the ‘Son of Sam’ very bloody

First 4 bars I wrote to a rap song I recorded a while ago.

 

[Freo Big Fella]

Shamelessly ripping off the Barmy Army and the Buckeye Fans here, but who cares.

(To the Dad's Army theme)

Who do you think you are kidding Boomer Harvey
You're just another midget on the run.
Crowls is the man who will stop your little game
Crowls is the man who will make you cry again.
So, who do you think you are kidding Boomer Harvey,
if you think that Crowley's done?



We don't give a damn for the whole Golden Triangle
The whole Golden Triangle
The whole Golden Triangle
We don't give a damn for the whole Golden Triangle
We're from FRE-MAN-TLE!
We're from FRE-MAN-TLE!
We're from FRE-MAN-TLE!
We don't give a damn for the whole Golden Triangle,
we're from FRE-MAN-TLE!

 

[Spirit Level]

Not really applicable to the Melbourne cheersquad, had this vision the other day.

Would love the purple army to start chanting this when a win is certain at home games



na na na na (the obvious riff) HEY! na na na na

 

[PurpleGreenRed]

For the Kangaroos game just the word "NIP" 300 times ...with a smiley face at the end!

 

[PurpleGreenRed]

Not really applicable to the Melbourne cheersquad, had this vision the other day.

Would love the purple army to start chanting this when a win is certain at home games

na na na na (the obvious riff) HEY! na na na na

Wouldn't want Gary Glitter's music anywhere near our club. Sorry.

 

[themontgomery]

Particularly a fan of

'There's only one *insert player having a blinder here*'
He's walking along,
we're singing along,
Freo is a footy wonderland!

Lyrics can be reworked a bit, but look up the Wonderland chant(originates in darts i believe)


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[themontgomery]

And as much as love Freo being bellowed out at the slow pace of a shipping harbour siren.

Wouldn't mind something with a bit more gusto once and awhile.


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[such is fyfe]

shamelessly lifted from anchors aweigh

Stand Freo out to sea, Fight our Battle Cry; We'll never change our course, So Eagles you steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to Victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, Hooray!

Anchors Away, my boys, Anchors Aweigh. Hello to premiership joys, We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay. Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam, Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home.

Purple and White; Let these colors be till all of time be done, done, done, On seven seas we learn Freo's stern call: Faith, Courage, Service true, with Honor, Over Honor, Over All.

And there are hundreds of good sea shanteys to be re-worked

Spanish Ladies

Farewell an’ adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
Farewell an’ adieu to you ladies of Spain,
For we’ve received orders for to sail for the ol MCG,
An’ hope very shortly to see you again.

We’ll rant an’ we’ll roar, like true Freo sailors,
We’ll rant an’ we’ll rave across the salt seas,
‘Till we strike soundings in at the ol' MCG,
From Fremantle to Melbourne is 615 leagues.

We hove our ship to, with the wind at sou’west, boys,
We hove our ship to for to take soundings clear.
In fifty-five fathoms with a fine sandy bottom,
We filled our maintops’l, across bite did steer.

The first land we made was by the Swan,
Next Adelaide off torrens, Corio, Port Phillip, and Botany Bay,
We sailed up the Gold Coast, up the Brisbane, then back down south
Then bore straight away for the ol MCG

Now the signal was made for the Grand Fleet to anchor,
We clewed up our tops’ls, stuck out tacks and sheets.
We stood by our stoppers, we brailed in our spankers,
And anchored ahead of the noblest of fleets.

Let every man here drink up his full bumper,
Let every man here drink up his full bowl,
And let us be jolly and drown melancholy,
Drink a health to each jovial an’ true-hearted soul.

 

[Tonga Bob]

For the Kangaroos game just the word "NIP" 300 times ...with a smiley face at the end!

For this one, just a slow chant... "PIIIIIIINNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHYYYYYYY! PIIIIIIINNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHYYYYYYY! PIIIIIIINNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!"

 

[Tonga Bob]

There's always 'We All Dream of a Team of Ballantynes"... worked on the train back from Geevegas last September. Think of the Beatles' Yellow Submarine...

"Our number one's a Ballantyne. Our number two's a Ballantyne. Our number three's a Ballantyne. Our number four's a Balllantyne..
We all dream of a team of Ballantynes, a team of Ballantynes, a team of Ballantynes...
Our number five's a Ballantyne. Our number six..." you get the idea.

 

[Pavs_Risotto]

I've seen the sunset from Melbourne to the west coast
But no Suns go down like the ones from the Gold Coast.

(Pardon the double entendre...)

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[scon]

Eat a bag......!!
Scumwood.

Good taste and propriety dictate we must get Tonga Bob 's "Pinchy... Pinchy" up and running for all future Kangaroo games.

 

[MadDocker]

Kick it to Buddy
Oh wait....

Or

It a Buddy good
time to beat the Hawks.

Or

It's about Buddy time
For some GF revenge.

 

[se17enteen]

I made this awhile ago.

 

[Sman-21]

Not sure about chants etc but I sure hope some people take tissue boxes for Ablett.

Maybe a banner with Ablett crying holding a box of tissues and wiping away his tears with Crowley vs Ablett at the top.

Would be funny if there was a group of people around where the Suns bench holding up boxes of tissues for Ablett when ever he came to the bench.