FTA-TV Basil Zempilas- Commentary TIPS

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Basil's World?

I saw Basil Zempilas in a coffee shop in North Perth, and there was a bit of brilliantine stick insect about him.

Overall he's quite an unattractive man, and if you think he has an ugly head, be grateful you haven't seen his feet!

 

[Private Hudson]

Anyone just hear Basils cracker about Andy Otten ?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Jake Lever is a "master at fisting" apparently.

 

[CJApples87]

Anyone just hear Basils cracker about Andy Otten ?

What'd he say?


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[Hawthorn United]

What'd he say?


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Said he was almost Andy Forgotten

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[Private Hudson]

Said he was almost Andy Forgotten

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You could tell hes been waiting to say it all
year as well and all he got was awkward silence hahahaha

 

[MrKK]

From last night: "Parish been busy, as you'd expect the night before Easter". Just stop trying to be the next Commetti FFS.

 

[CJApples87]

Apparently Clayton Oliver and Dustin Martin are at 'opposite ends of their careers'.

Sorry Dusty, you're retiring next year at the age of 26.


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[TheJanuaryMan]

apparently Anzac Day Eve belongs to riewoldt. after 2 goals. Hoping he doesnt bring up Spirit of Anzacs for winners

 

[BRWB]

Is it now an indisputable fact that Baz is the worst commentator/presenter of AFL (or anything really) ever?

Even Luke Darcy has him covered. Unbelievable.

Who is worse than Baz???

 

[Kipz]

Is it now an indisputable fact that Baz is the worst commentator/presenter of AFL (or anything really) ever?

Even Luke Darcy has him covered. Unbelievable.

Who is worse than Baz???

According to your middle sentence, Darcy

 

[Hawthorn United]

Baz must talk to himself in front of a mirror for 2 hours everyday rehearsing his "puns" and lines for the weekend.

He'll force them out whenever he can.

 

[davos44]

Replace Basil with Jason Bennett. His call of the Cats/Saints game was excellent and should be doing Saturday and Sunday Arvo.

 

[Private Hudson]

Replace Basil with Jason Bennett. His call of the Cats/Saints game was excellent and should be doing Saturday and Sunday Arvo.

Jason Bennett and Adam Papalia are both excellent commentators.

 

[NMFCMUFC]

Cameron Ling is pretty bad, but not as bad as Basil

 

[Dixie Normous]

I just had the terrifying thought of Basil commentating the grand final in a few years time. truly the stuff of nightmares.

Imagine playing 'Half Life' by Swans off their COP record full-blast and listening to Basil at the same time. I've done it, and it was terrifying.

 

[BigRough]

I'd like to see Basil reading posts from this thread, a la Mean Tweets

 

[dont bowl there]

DUMONT!!!!!!!

 

[Dixie Normous]

His name sounds like a bad Italian leather furniture brand or the name of a hair stylist to the stars

 

[Starburns_]

Is it now an indisputable fact that Baz is the worst commentator/presenter of AFL (or anything really) ever?

Even Luke Darcy has him covered. Unbelievable.

Who is worse than Baz???

I never thought I'd see worse than Kelli Underwood, but even with that voice of hers, she is miles ahead of Basil, and he seems to get worse each year.

 

[Kipz]

I never thought I'd see worse than Kelli Underwood, but even with that voice of hers, she is miles ahead of Basil, and he seems to get worse each year.

Basil's missus >>> Underwood, though. Such a conundrum

 

[maskmcgee]

Just remember they picked him over Quartermain

 

[Blue_sunday]

DUMONT!!!!!!!

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[Ok Boomer]

He can't do too much about his voice. He can do something about calling the play about 5 minutes after it happens in real time. Its like the monitor he watches is on a massive delay.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I don't know if you guys heard, but apparently it was Redpath's first game this year on Friday night.