Family & Relationships Bastard

[AsianWithAFro]

Raise your hand if you are bastard. Where you dragged into this world before your parents were married?

 

[c00lcat]

lol @ u

 

[Premiersupporter]

dat be me!! actually they not married at all. and my mum broke up with her husband, who tried to stalk her to be with my dad.

 

[kwame]

My parents were married less than a year... Why bother getting married in the 1st place?

 

[Premiersupporter]

My parents were married less than a year... Why bother getting married in the 1st place?

know what u mean, its a piece of paper and a ring.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Enjoy hell, heathen scum.

 

[nylexbandit]

dat be me!! actually they not married at all. and my mum broke up with her husband, who tried to stalk her to be with my dad.

Did your dad lead her ex-husband on or something?

 

[Schism]

i hatched from an egg

 

[Premiersupporter]

Did your dad lead her ex-husband on or something?

no, i mean my mum broke up with her husband to be with my dad and her ex didn't take that too well and tried to stalk my mum. i heard my mum swearing her head off the other day, turned out she'd googled her ex husband, got his site and was pissed off that it was actually him. she left a real rude comment i love my mum and dad. they get me anything i want!!!! that includes Short Stack concert tickets, now i'm working on Bruno Mars concert tickets, this shouldn't be too hard as my mum also loves him and wants to see him!!

 

[AsianWithAFro]

^ LOL

I must say I am not a bastard, nor am I a mistake. I was planned

 

[Bomber Bears]

Parents were (still are) married when i was born, but they only got married 5 months before i was born so i was obviously conceived out of wedlock

 

[Jatz]

same as above

 

[The_Todd07]

Parents were (still are) married when i was born, but they only got married 5 months before i was born so i was obviously conceived out of wedlock

Same as me, although they married 7 months before I was born.
It wasn't a shotgun wedding because that's when they told everyone Mum was pregnant

 

[rhinowce]

im a bastard that wasnt planned and most def a mistake, when i found out i killed my mum and to this day still trying to track my father down so i can kill him.
I hate being a bastard..

 

[BarneyBent]

I'm a bastard. My parents never married, they stayed together for a little while but in the end decided to stay friends. If they'd forced the issue and got married then they almost certainly would have got divorced, and that's always messy, so I'm glad they didn't.

 

[Igloo]

Im not a bastard, and neither are my brother and sister, but about 2 months ago, my mum (the only one we live with) told me that all 3 of us were accidents. She said it in a non-mean way though, just telling me what went down. I love my mum.

 

[Football God]

This thread is a bastard thread for still being alive.

 

[DB10]

my parents were married for 15 months before I was born and are still together 25 years later.

u jelly GD bastids?

 

[WheatsWorshipper]

i heard my mum swearing her head off the other day, turned out she'd googled her ex husband, got his site and was pissed off that it was actually him. she left a real rude comment

yet he's stalking her

 

[BarneyBent]

my parents were married for 15 months before I was born and are still together 25 years later.

u jelly GD bastids?

Not at all. How boring can you get?

 

[bresker]

My older brother is, but I'm not. My parents have been together over 30 years ****ing hate each other. I'd rather they were divorced.

 

[Ingall]

I'm not a bastard, but all my kids are.

 

[THRILLHO]

My parents were married for 4 years before having me and are still together. Been married 27 years.

How bourgeois.

 

[Brad Goodman]

3.5 and 32 years respectively. FML.

 

[Lazarus]

It's amazing how rare long marriages are these days. Most of my friends have separated parents.