Bay 13 Limerick Fun

[ToroHombre]

I'll start:

There once was a fella called Voss
Who was quite inept as a boss
Gave Bradshaw the axe
Then brought in some hacks
And now operates at a loss

A poor fella named Podsiadly
His first 28 years went quite sadly
And then the day came
When he joined the game
Began to nab fives like Dick Hadlee

 

[Gus]

more limericks. Yay.

 

[subaru]

Deja Vu?????

 

[Axel.]

The bandwagoners have arrived!

 

[Cake]

this is so lame...

 

[LightTower4]

this is so lame...

Better than another haiku thread.

 

[fryingpan]

Saerch fnctuoin n00b

 

[WAG]

This thread has been done before
Even then it was pretty poor
So STFU
You Richmond schmuck
Insert something that rhymes with whore.

 

[HarryTiger]

This thread has already been done
The search tool will find you the one
Plus your limericks suck
And we don't give a ****
As we are too busy ripping on Carltun

 

[ToroHombre]

Saerch fnctuoin n00b

Sorry to be a smartarse here, but deliberately making ironic spelling errors in a post is only good as a rebuttal when the starter of the thread makes numerous spelling errors in his post. Which I didn't.

If my limerick was something like this:

thr once wasa fella cald voss
who was quit inpt as a boss
gav breadshaw the ax
then brang 1n s0me haxxxx
and now orepates at a loss

Then you'd have a good point. Point to consider in the future.

 

[WAG]

Sorry to be a smartarse here, but deliberately making ironic spelling errors in a post is only good as a rebuttal when the starter of the thread makes numerous spelling errors in his post. Which I didn't.

If my limerick was something like this:

thr once wasa fella cald voss
who was quit inpt as a boss
gav breadshaw the ax
then brang 1n s0me haxxxx
and now orepates at a loss

Then you'd have a good point. Point to consider in the future.

 

[Black Flag]

there was a s**t coach named voss
his players didn't give a toss

they went to a bbq at jb's
fev got kicked in the testes

it's why they have loss after loss

 

[CHIEF SMACKAHOE]

there once was a poster called toro
the threads he made were quite poor-o
in came the flogs
crows through to dogs
and said "yo toro don't post no more-o"

 

[ToroHombre]

there once was a poster called toro
the threads he made were quite poor-o
in came the flogs
crows through to dogs
yo toro don't post no more-o

I won't til tomorrow

 

[Hollow Knight]

There is one way you can always know.
When Richmond's won 4 in a row.
When you wake up one day.
And they're all over the Bay.
And boy does their spelling blow.

 

[tHeCloWn]

There was a young man from Bellaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke,
So he doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

 

[Werewolf]

There was an old fellow called Aker
Who couldn't control his great clacker
He said "Give me a game
or I shall have to defame"
But instead the club gave him the sacker

(OK that final word was made up )