Best cricket sledge?

[Dippers Donuts]

What's the best cricket sledge you've heard or said?

A mate told me about a classic sledge that he read about somewhere. I can't remember the details but I think he said it happened in Zimbabwe.

Anyway, the star batsman gets to the crease, he's a rather portly fellow, so the first thing the bowler says to him is "Hey Jeff, how come you are so fat?"

Quick as a flash, Jeff replies "because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

Ha ha, love it.
Heard any others?

 

[London Dave]

That one was reportedly said to Glen McGrath, according to the Observer here a week or so ago.

lot of these stories seem to take on a life of their own....

 

[kretchy]

It was Eddo Brandes the chicken farmer to Glenn McGrath.

I remember the last time South Africa and New Zealand were in Australia they wer playing each other. Daryl Cullinan was batting and on of the slow bowlers on after the bowl you heard Adam Paorae say 'Bowlin Warnie'

 

[jefffff34]

in the last test of the season when Justin Ontong came out to bat the Aussies called out "Hello Percy" in reference to the CEO bloke that made him play ahead of Jacques Rudolph.

 

[dennisismyhero]

When Herchielle Gibbs caught & dropped Steve Waugh in the World Cup 99 game, Steve Waugh turnes to Gibbs and said "How does it feel to drop the World Cup?"

Still makes me laugh today, even after Sunday.