Off-topic Best rated salts in the world

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Best Rated Salts in the World

5. Piranska sol. Piran. Slovenia
4. Anglesey Sea Salt. Menai Strait. Wales
3. Himalayan Salt. Punjab. Pakistan
2. Crom salt. Swans make finals. South Australia
1. Univeral salt. Maynard acquitted. Everywhere

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Viney likes Chicken salt

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Viney likes Chicken salt

 

[FISTO]

I like the story about how Maynard went to Brayshaw’s house with flowers and wine to aplogise (grovel) and an “unnamed” Narrm player had to leave the room.

What I would have given to be a fly on the wall during his visit. Tastier salt than the Pakistani s**t.

If you guys want real salt though imagine he is named Norm in a close fought Pies flag, this place will go Chernobyl. The only silver lining to a Collywobbles premiership.

Also am I the only one thinking giving alcohol to someone with a brain injury is a little bit… you know…

 

[Jazny]

I like the story about how Maynard went to Brayshaw’s house with flowers and wine to aplogise (grovel) and an “unnamed” Narrm player had to leave the room.

How embarrassing for Narrm. If they thought Maynard deliberately knocked out Brayshaw why didn't they fight him when he arrived? Why did they just sulk in a very unmasculine way??

 

[smasha]

Trent Cotchin

9

Trent Cotchin

Age

34

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.4

5star

K

13.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

5.2

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.5

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.3

5star

CL

3.5

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.0

3star

"hold my salt"

 

[Mofra]

Dane Swan

Dane Swan

Age

40

Ht

185cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.9

5star

K

16.4

5star

HB

10.4

5star

M

5.9

5star

T

3.1

5star

CL

5.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

on a cleaner a-salt

 

[FISTO]

How embarrassing for Narrm. If they thought Maynard deliberately knocked out Brayshaw why didn't they fight him when he arrived? Why did they just sulk in a very unmasculine way??

They should have taken him out the back and settled it there and then. Why wait for the tribunal for justice?
Its like at primary school when the bully rocks up to a nerd's birthday party and the nerds all get flustered and don't know what to do.

Also I believe they prefer to fight each other

 

[Jazny]

They should have taken him out the back and settled it there and then. Why wait for the tribunal for justice?
Its like at primary school when the bully rocks up to a nerd's birthday party and the nerds all get flustered and don't know what to do.

Also I believe they prefer to fight each other

I bet before Maynard turned up the Narrm players were all like "Maynard is so lucky all the cameras were around. If I ever see Maynard in the street I will smash him"... then they all went real quiet when he walked in.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Cyclops]

I like the story about how Maynard went to Brayshaw’s house with flowers and wine to aplogise (grovel) and an “unnamed” Narrm player had to leave the room.

What I would have given to be a fly on the wall during his visit. Tastier salt than the Pakistani s**t.

If you guys want real salt though imagine he is named Norm in a close fought Pies flag, this place will go Chernobyl. The only silver lining to a Collywobbles premiership.

Also am I the only one thinking giving alcohol to someone with a brain injury is a little bit… you know…

You're into humiliation pr0n, good for you I guess. Not my style really.

I honestly don't want to know how you know Pakistani s**t is salty though.

 

[FISTO]

You're into humiliation pr0n, good for you I guess. Not my style really.

I honestly don't want to know how you know Pakistani s**t is salty though.

I'm assuming anything that involves humans is not your style

 

[FISTO]

DivvyBlues is really branching out

 

[JustaBattler]

I'm enjoying teh Collingflogs middle fingering Maynard haters in the Bray freds

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Trent Cotchin "hold my salt"

Yeah Trent is such a salty bitch, he had to get his trophy wife to defend him in the media

#kardashimond

 

[Elmer_Judd]

BOOMSHUCKALUCKA !

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Carltank salts are always the best and i'm looking forward to heaps this Friday night.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Checking in on zackah after Carlton's finals win last week and Big Joe kicking 5 for Brizzle

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[NetworkNerd]

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Cyclops]

I'm assuming anything that involves humans is not your style

Pretty stupid assumption m7, making human babies is what Collingwood supporters (and players) do. We make babies and they barrack for Collingwood. Mrs Cyclops is Geelong but Cyclops Jnr is 100% a Pie.

Why do you think our supporter base is so huge? Its not because of the recent success.

I'm enjoying teh Collingflogs middle fingering Maynard haters in the Bray freds

...oh no, now I'm making the humiliation pr0n.

You bloody bluebaggers you always ruin everything for us.

 

[JustaBattler]

...oh no, now I'm making the humiliation pr0n.

You bloody bluebaggers you always ruin everything for us.

it is just the natural order of things mate ... you got a gut punch in last year in that final game ..but payback is going to be a long slow cold dish enjoyed at our leisure...
da dada da daaaa

 

[FISTO]

Pretty stupid assumption m7, making human babies is what Collingwood supporters (and players) do. We make babies and they barrack for Collingwood. Mrs Cyclops is Geelong but Cyclops Jnr is 100% a Pie.

Why do you think our supporter base is so huge? Its not because of the recent success.

Cool, don't care though

 

[Elmer_Judd]

A surprisingly good and funny thread from Spreaders for a change.

 

[Cyclops]

it is just the natural order of things mate ... you got a gut punch in last year in that final game ..but payback is going to be a long slow cold dish enjoyed at our leisure...
da dada da daaaa

Not this year bub.